Consider this a call to arms. Alternative is a lie. Rock radio is a tool in the hands of the military-industrial-entertainment complex. Music is ideology. And if the System controls your stereo, the System controls your mind. The System knows this, and likes it. We must defend ourselves. Tear down…

Remember–it’s always better to have a Revolver and not need one than to need a Revolver and not have one. So clip and save, ’cause it’s time for another waffle-stomp through the sewers of indie rock. Your trusty guide will steer you clear of the sludge piles, but keep your…

Spinnnn … snap. Chamber loaded, safety off. You gotta be careful when you’re walking the underground–those crazy punk kids are everywhere, and they’re out for blood. But though thou walk through the valley of vinyl, thou shalt fear no evil, for Revolver is thy shepherd. Ear protectors on? Then just…