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Image: LET'S GET ACADEMICON THE OTHER HAND, LET'S GO TO COLLEGE INSTEAD!

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LET'S GET ACADEMICON THE OTHER HAND, LET'S GO TO COLLEGE INSTEAD!

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PROPOSITION ME!

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Image: SEA-MONKEYS,ANT FARMS AND TANG A YEAR INSIDE THE BEEROSPHERE

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SEA-MONKEYS,ANT FARMS AND TANG A YEAR INSIDE THE BEEROSPHERE

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Image: DAYS OF WINEAND BURGERS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A HUNK OF MEAT HITS THE GRAPE? I GO ON A BEEF-AND-BURGUNDY BENDER!

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DAYS OF WINEAND BURGERS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A HUNK OF MEAT HITS THE GRAPE? I GO ON A BEEF-AND-BURGUNDY BENDER!

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Image: CAP'N DAVE'S SENIOR TRIPA GUIDED TOUR THROUGH THE LAND THAT YOUTH FORGOT!

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CAP'N DAVE'S SENIOR TRIPA GUIDED TOUR THROUGH THE LAND THAT YOUTH FORGOT!

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Image: Where Did The Fun Go?

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Where Did The Fun Go?

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Image: Cap'n Dave's Kitchen

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Cap'n Dave's Kitchen

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Image: The Cap'n Does Lean Cuisine

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The Cap'n Does Lean Cuisine

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