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Buca di Beppoed: Readers may recall the food fight in New Times’ letters section several weeks ago over my review of Buca di Beppo. Some correspondents bashed me; others sided with me. Let’s give the final word to Lane Schmiesing, Buca di Beppo’s vice president of marketing, whom I invited…

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Don’t Read This: Today’s Jeopardy! answer: Benedict Arnold, Alger Hiss, Anthony Bourdain. The correct question: Name three people who betrayed important secrets. Everyone knows about Arnold and Hiss. And in the restaurant world, everyone is finding out about Bourdain. A longtime New York chef, Bourdain recently did the unthinkable in…

Barbecue Pith

Billy and Clyde’s, 5035 West McDowell (Crossroads Chevron), Phoenix, 602-272-5852. Hours: Lunch and Dinner, Monday through Thursday, 11 a.m. to 9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 11 a.m. to 11 p.m.; Sunday, 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. Some day, after digging up a prehistoric site, trained archaeologists will scratch their heads,…

Repast Imperfect

Milton’s, 3159 East Lincoln, Phoenix, 602-667-7644. Hours: Lunch, Monday through Friday, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.; Dinner, 5 to 10 p.m., seven days a week. I’ve had a letter on my desk for about a week now from a very unhappy diner. She’s fed up with the restaurant scene in…

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Eat Beat: You don’t need much incentive to eat at Restaurant Hapa (6204 North Scottsdale Road, Scottsdale, 480-998-8220), one of this town’s very best restaurants. I recently revisited and had a marvelous dinner: fiery squid salad, gilded with papaya and litchi nuts in a chile lemongrass sauce; superb, miso-marinated Chilean…

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Buffeted: What if you can’t afford dinner at Picasso or Le Cirque? (See this week’s Cafe “review.) You can still eat well at the Bellagio, if not as elegantly, for just a fraction of the cost. The Bellagio’s dinner buffet, like almost everything else at this hotel, is so over-the-top…

Haute Streak

Attention, gourmets! I’ve discovered an oasis of fine dining in the American desert Southwest. Unfortunately, it’s not in Phoenix. It’s in Las Vegas. Las Vegas? Isn’t that the place where culinary sophistication means simultaneously balancing two heavily loaded plates at the $3.99 all-you-can-eat buffet? Isn’t that the place where gastronomy…

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What’s New: The Valley’s restaurant boom shows no sign of slowing down. Here’s a run-down of some of the places that have opened over the past few months: * Tequila Grill (4363 North 75th Street, Scottsdale, 480-941-1800). Run by veterans of Sam’s Cafe, this place features Southwestern fare. Look for…

Slow Boat From China

Sampan, 668 North 44th Street (COFCO Chinese Cultural Center), Phoenix, 602-286-9888. Hours: Lunch, Monday through Friday, 11 a.m. to 2:30 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday, dim sum buffet, 11 a.m. to 2:30 p.m.; Dinner, 5 to 10 p.m., seven days a week. Life would be a lot easier if we didn’t…

Asia Vu

Zipangu, 1006 East Warner, Tempe, 480-839-3924. Hours: Lunch, Monday through Friday, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.; Dinner, Monday through Thursday, 5 to 9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 5 to 10 p.m. “Oh, East is East and West is West, and never the twain shall meet,” wrote Rudyard Kipling. Obviously, the…

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Wright’s and Wrongs: The Arizona Biltmore has been a resort gem ever since the Hoover administration. A recent multimillion-dollar renovation has polished up this jewel even more. But management has never put much effort into its signature restaurant, Wright’s. Yes, the prices are just as high as they are at…

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Cheese Wiz: Readers with long memories may recall a column I did in this space about a year ago about one of the world’s great cheeses, mozzarella di bufala. Italians have been making mozzarella from water buffalo for 2,000 years. Good as the fresh, cow’s-milk mozzarella we’re used to in…

Low Steaks Game

Michael Monti’s of Scottsdale, 7500 East Pinnacle Peak Road, Scottsdale, 480-585-3000. Hours: Lunch and Dinner, Sunday through Thursday, 11 a.m. to 10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. Who says this isn’t a cow town? Outside of India, no place in the world venerates cattle the way…

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Mommy Dearest: If you haven’t already made reservations for a Mother’s Day meal, chances are you’ll be feeding Mom in the back seat of your car, after a stop at a drive-through window. Moms are genetically programmed to love you no matter what. But even she may reach her limit…

Mother Load

T. Cook’s, Royal Palms, 5200 East Camelback, Phoenix, 602-808-0766. Sunday Brunch: 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. She carried us for nine months, then brought us into the world. She fed us, clothed us, sheltered us, comforted us, raised us. She packed our school lunches, took care of us when we…

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Bow WOW! I’ve never been much of an animal lover, unless the creatures in question were roasted, grilled or broiled. Yes, we do have a cat, but that’s only because my wife got one while I was foolish enough to go out of town for a few days eight years…

Regional Doubt

Coyote Grill, 7077 East Bell, Scottsdale, 480-922-8424. Hours: Lunch, 11 a.m. to 3 p.m., seven days a week; Dinner, Sunday through Thursday, 4:30 to 10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 4:30 to 11 p.m. Back in 1994, an unpretentious Southwestern restaurant opened at 32nd Street and Greenway Road, one of the…

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The Price Isn’t Right: Oscar Wilde once defined a cynic as one who knows “the price of everything and the value of nothing.” Well, I’m starting to feel more and more cynical. That’s because Valley restaurant prices are starting to get way out of hand. When I first started this…

Vittle Italy

Cafe Terrace, 4151 North Marshall Way, Scottsdale, 480-947-9364. Hours: Lunch, Monday through Saturday, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.; Dinner, Thursday through Saturday, until 10 p.m. Closed Sunday. “Ego cogito, ergo sum,” wrote philosopher Rene Descartes: “I think, therefore I am.” That revelatory insight convinced him of this own reality. From…

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Hell No, We Won’t Go: The 1998-1999 Valley restaurant season has been remarkable. Eddie Matney, Christopher Gross and Mark Tarbell have all undertaken new ventures. Michael Monti, Paul Fleming and the Marco Polo folks are starting up big-time steak houses. The growing northeast Valley has attracted Coyote Grill, Tomaso’s 2000,…

The Mex Files

Acapulco Bay Co., 3030 North 68th Street, Scottsdale, 480-429-1990. Hours: Lunch and Dinner, 10 a.m. to 10 p.m., seven days a week. Today’s Jeopardy! answer: Triple-digit temperatures, crooked politicians and Mexican restaurants. The correct question: Name three things Phoenix doesn’t need any more of. The census bureau says that the…

San Francisco Trite

Fog City Diner, 7014 East Camelback Road (Fashion Square Mall), Scottsdale, 874-2300. Hours: Lunch and dinner, Sunday through Thursday, 11 a.m. to 10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. Phoenix is the sixth-largest city in the country. Maricopa County is the fastest-growing county in the country. But…