Total Ban on Cell Phones While Driving: Safety Precaution or Nanny-State-ism

The National Transportation Safety Board announced yesterday that it’s now urging all states to impose total bans on people using cell phones while driving.The board determined texting, sexting, emailing, chatting — whatever — is too dangerous to do while driving a vehicle.The recommendation includes exceptions for emergencies and devices that…

Congressman Ben Quayle: Eric Holder Must Step Down. Still Mum on Joe Arpaio

Arizona Congressman Ben Quayle today officially joined several other GOP members of Congress in calling for Attorney General Eric Holder to step down over “Fast and Furious,” the Justice Department’s botched gun-running sting.Previously, Quayle politely asked Holder if he had any intentions of stepping down.Quayle, however, remains mum on the…

Meet Brandi Farnberg — the Hottest Alleged Car Thief in the Valley *UPDATED*

Sorry, gentlemen, according to her Facebook page, Brandi Farnberg, 23, is in a relationship. According to police, she’s also an alleged car thief with aliases like “Sabrina Angelo,” “Brandy Torres,” and “Kacey Whitmore.”Farnberg was arrested early yesterday morning after she was stopped by police while driving a stolen car. Additionally,…

Cops: William Lowe Shot Puppy With High-Powered Pellet Gun

If 20-year-old William Lowe’s aspiring to become a ruthless serial killer, he may be on the right track. Like  Ted Bundy, Jeffery Dahmer, and David Berkowitz before they were cold-blooded killers, Lowe apparently gets his kicks by hurting defenseless animals.According to police, Lowe shot a puppy with a high-powered pellet…

Arizona Cardinals Win Fifth Straight With Victory Over San Francisco 49ers

The Arizona Cardinals beat the San Francisco 49ers 21-19 yesterday for the team’s fifth win in 6 games — and that’s after starting the season 1-6.Cards’ quarterback Kevin Kolb went down early with concussion-like symptoms after getting drilled by Niners linesbacker Ahmad Brooks.Enter B-squad QB John Skelton, who replaced Kolb…

Best Reader Caption for Joe Arpaio’s “Birther” Investigation?

Last week, in honor of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s (embarrassing) investigation into the continuously debunked “birther” conspiracy theory (and the friggin’ beating America’s self-proclaimed “toughest sheriff” is taking in the press these days) we submitted the above cover of Globe, one of the sheriff’s favorite publications, for this week’s…

Taser Off the Hook For Two Deaths (Thanks to Steroids and PCP)

Scottsdale-based Taser International, the manufacturer of stun guns used by police departments all over the world, is off the hook for two Taser-related deaths because the two men who died each had PCP in their systems when they were zapped by authorities.One of the men apparently was a steroid user,…

Clergy Child-Abuse Experts to Talk FLDS in Scottsdale This Afternoon

Clergy child-abuse expert Janet Heimlich will be in Scottsdale this afternoon to give a talk about abuse within the Fundamental Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, a sect of Mormon polygamists once led by Warren Jeffs.Heimlich is the author of Breaking Their Will, an expose on maltreatment of children…