Tornado Watch in Effect for Maricopa County; WTF?

The National Weather Service has issued an improbable tornado watch for Maricopa and Pinal counties until 10 p.m.Sorry, snowbirds, Phoenix isn’t nothin’ but sunshine all the time.According to the National Weather Service, a major tornado in Phoenix is incredibly rare but evidently, not impossible. In fact, Arizona averages four tornadoes…

Thief Steals $300 Worth of Fake Weed From Flagstaff Head Shop

Did you hear the one about the guy who broke into a head shop and stole $300 worth of fake weed? Probably not, because it’s not a joke — some idiot actually did it on Monday night in Flagstaff.In the police blotter of yesterday’s Arizona Daily Sun, there is a…

Hot Links: Casinos, a Deadly Bar Fight, and Rain

Officials broke ground this morning on a domestic-violence shelter in downtown Phoenix. The Chrysalis Women’s Shelter costs $3.1 million and will expand services to children and women who are victims of domestic violence. The 24,300-square-foot facility will have 50 beds and is scheduled to open in the fall…The first of…

Phoenix Man Blames PetCo for Case of Rat-Bite Fever (Whatever That is)

We’ve heard of all sorts of fevers — cat-scratch, valley, fevers where the only prescription is “more cow-bell” — but we weren’t familiar with the variety that a Phoenix man claims made him “violently ill,” prompting a lawsuit against PetCo.George Heitzman claims he contracted something called rat-bite fever after he bought…

Mug Shot of the Week: Cardinals Super Fan

This is one of the few haircuts we’ve ever seen that may be dumber than the “blown out” Long Island locks Paulie D sports on Jersey Shore. This Arizona Cardinals super-fan was originally seen on The Smoking Gun and his mug was brought to our attention by our friends at Heat City, who find…

Shaq Sues Phoenix Clothing Company Over Use of Word “Shaqtus”

The Phoenix Suns former big man (and ex-Sherriff’s, um, deputy), Shaquille O’Neal, is suing a Phoenix man for use of the nickname Shaq received when he first came to the desert. The word in question — like the Valley’s great saguaro cactus — exists almost nowhere else in the world. That…

State Representative Judy Burges Proposes “Birther” Bill for Arizona

Representative Judy Burges is at it again. The Skull Valley Republican, who’s introduced such laughable legislation as the “I didn’t pay enough fund,” which asks taxpayers to donate money to the state to help Arizona out of it’s current financial nightmare, has introduced a new bill that feeds the controversial fire…