Arizona Universities Given Nearly $1 Million in Federal Stimulus Money to Study “Division of Labor in Ant Colonies,” and John McCain Ain’t Happy

Republican senators submitted a report to Congress yesterday outlining billions of dollars of useless or stupid spending in the Obama stimulus plan.What do we mean by useless or stupid? How about $100,000 for a puppet show in Minnesota or a $2 million replica railroad in Nevada.The report, spearheaded by Arizona Senator…

Cops Offering $2,000 Reward for Information on Peoria Pill Bandit

The Peoria Police Department and Silent Witness are offering a $2,000 reward for information about a man who robbed prescription drugs from a Peoria CVS last week. The man, according to police, went into the drugstore at 8332 West Thunderbird Road, flashed a large kitchen knife to employees, and asked for…

Arizona Among the “Happiest States” in Country, According to New Survey

Despite having the second-worst budget crisis in the country, blistering summer heat, and that whole (gulp!) Sheriff Arpaio problem in its most-populous county, Arizona is among the happiest states in the country, according to a recent survey.The Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index surveyed residents of each state, asking six different questions pertaining to…

Arizona Senator Jim Waring Eying a Run For State Treasurer

The latest news in the reshuffling of the usual suspects in state government is that Senator Jim Waring is considering a run for treasurer, assuming Treasurer Dean Martin doesn’t want to keep his job.Waring’s termed-out in the Senate, where legislators are only allowed four consecutive terms in each house, and…

Former Tucson Socialite Arrested in Austria For 1996 Murder of Ex-Husband

Pamela Phillips, the Tucson socialite accused of paying a man to murder her rich hubby back in 1996, was introduced to the long arm of the law when she was arrested yesterday in Austria. Authorities believe that Phillips was behind the murder of her ex-husband, real-estate tycoon Gary Triano. Phillips, according to police,…

Middle-Aged Showdown May Not Happen When Brett Favre Comes to Glendale This Weekend; Cards Coach Whisenhunt Says Warner’s a Game-Time Decision

When NBC moved this Sunday’s Cardinals-Vikings game from a locally broadcast afternoon game to a nationally televised primetime game, it was probably expecting a middle-aged showdown between two of the league’s most seasoned quarterbacks. The combined age of Kurt Warner and Brett Favre is 78, and a meeting on the field between two extremely veteran…

Careful With Your Email; Swine-Flu Virus Now Comes in Computer Form

Swine-flu virus is causing more than just a case of the runs and a high fever — now it’s affecting our cyber-health, too, in the form of a new computer virus.Centers for Disease Control officials say there is a new computer virus stemming from an email that claims to give information…

Phoenix Suns Holding Auditions For “Golden Grannies” Dance Team

The Phoenix Suns are inviting twinkle-toed geriatrics in the Phoenix area to head over to the U.S. Airways Arena this Saturday and bust-a-move with the hopes of joining the team’s elderly dance squad, the “Golden Grannies.”If selected, each Granny will have the distinguished honor of performing dance routines during half-time at…