Abandon Ship! Second Top Aide to Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Quits

A high-level aide to Governor Jan Brewer has quit, making him the second member of the Brew Crew to jump off the sinking ship in the last six weeks. Brian McNeil, deputy chief of staff of operations for Brewer, handed the governor his resignation yesterday. McNeil bailed in the midst of the tumultuous budget…

Photo-Radar “Monkey” Was Cited at Least 90 Times in Last Year

Yesterday we reported that a man wearing a monkey mask to evade speed cameras was ticketed 37 times for speeding.Turns out that’s just how many tickets police handed Dave Vontesmar. The number of tickets he actually earned is epic.Department of Public Safety officials say he has actually racked up more than 90…

Arizona Congressman Jeff Flake Goes on “Cast-Away” Vacation

What could be more relaxing than a week on your own private island in the Pacific Ocean? Well, for one Arizona congressman, the answer is to do it alone with little more than snorkeling gear, a water desalinization pump, and a Hawaiian sling to spear fish.Mesa Congressman Jeff Flake opted out…

New Figures: Arizona $1 Billion in the Hole

New figures released Tuesday show that under the current budget signed by Governor Brewer last week, the state is now at least $1 billion in the hole. After eight months of negotiation, who would expect anything less, right? The figures were part of a report from the Joint Legislative Budget Committee,…

Chandler Man Accused of Dropping 3-Week-Old Baby and Poking Her in the Eye

A Chandler man is in custody after, police say, he dropped his three-week-old daughter on the ground, and poked her in the eyes. The newborn was left with serious injuries.Brian Mark Hopf, 25, was arrested after his daughter was admitted to the hospital with “life-threatening injuries” including multiple skull fractures, fractured…

Despite Last Week’s Comments, Tom Horne Liked Obama Speech

Arizona schools chief Tom Horne had some tough words for President Obama, and the White House last week, in regard to Obama’s address to students this morning.After hearing the speech, guess what; Horney loved it!”I think we can all agree with the message of the President’s speech,” Horne tells New…

Mesa Man Gets Two DUIs . . . In the Same Day

While we would never encourage driving drunk, sometimes even smart people “slip up.” However, to “slip up” twice in the same day probably means you’re a complete nitwit.A traditional Labor Day is Mesa is full of picnics, parties, and, of course, DUI checkpoints. Yesterday was no different — except that police…

“Supernanny” Comes To Phoenix in Search of the Worst Kids in Town

Has your sparkling bundle of joy turned into an adolescent monster? If so, you’re in luck; the ABC reality show “Supernanny” is coming to town in search of the Valley’s most misbehaved minors.The show will be holding open casting calls on Saturday at The Phoenix Zoo and Wet ‘n’ Wild…

Tom Horne Thinks Obama’s Plan to Address Students Is a Call to Worship

President Obama is heading back to school next Tuesday, and Arizona Schools Superintendent Tom Horne doesn’t like it. You’d think he’d be thrilled; maybe now someone will pass the AIMS test. Horne gave President Obama a lesson in educating children in a statement he issued Tuesday, and when the fearless leader of one…