Woman Fails to Die After Throwing Herself in Front of Semi

A woman was either trying to kill herself or was testing her ability to dodge moving vehicles on a Valley highway this morning. Either way, she failed — she was hit by a tractor-trailer and lived.According to the Arizona Department of Public Safety, the woman pulled her car to the…

Morning Poll: Bigger Hypocrite: Jan Brewer or Tom Horne?

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer and state Attorney General Tom Horne have both actively campaigned to keep the federal government out of Arizona — until it comes to voter-approved medical marijuana.Brewer and Horne are about to ask a federal court to make a ruling on the legality of Arizona’s medical-pot program,…

Kid-Killing Rapist Donald Beaty’s Arizona Execution’s Back On

Game on.The Arizona Supreme Court has lifted a stay on the execution of kid-killing rapist Donald Beaty.Beaty was scheduled to die at 10 a.m. today, but the court issued a last-minute stay of the execution last night as his attorneys objected to the substitution of the sedative pentobarbital in place…

Serial Biter Charged With Murder in Beating Death of Girlfriend

A Phoenix man — with a lengthy rap sheet for domestic violence — was arrested yesterday for the murder of his girlfriend, during which he allegedly bit off her nipple.Paul Lavon Hamilton’s been charged with one count of second-degree murder in the beating death of Stephanie Joyce, his girlfriend of…

John McCain’s Running For President Again (Psych!)

Just in case you read the above headline and nearly had a stroke, relax — 74-year-old Senator John McCain is NOT running for president in the 2012 election.”The Maverick” spoke to a group of Alabama businessmen and government leaders yesterday, where he was probed about whether he had any intentions…

Kid-Killing Rapist Donald Beaty’s Execution Put on Hold

The Arizona Supreme Court has issued a stay in the execution of kid-killing rapist Donald Beaty because of a last-minute switcheroo in one of the drugs used to put him down and a clerical error made by state officials.Beaty’s attorneys reportedly objected to the last-minute substitution of the sedative pentobarbital…

Morning Poll: Is Medical Marijuana Doomed in Arizona?

Governor Jan Brewer and Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne are preparing to file a declaratory judgment in federal court that would put a halt to Arizona’s medical marijuana program.The move comes after U.S. Attorney Dennis Burke warned Arizonans in a letter to the Department of Health Services that Arizona’s voter-approved…

Joe Arpaio Deputy Accused of Human Smuggling Served on Anti-Human-Smuggling Task Force; Detention Officer Pregnant With Cartel “Kingpin’s” Baby

One of those arrested, a detention officer, is the baby-mama of a cartel “kingpin” and another is a former member of the sheriff’s anti-human-smuggling task force who’s himself an alleged human smuggler.The three officers, Deputy Alfredo Navarette and detention officers Sylvia Najera and Marcella Hernandez, were arrested this morning after a…

Morning Poll: Should Women in Military Be Allowed to Serve Combat Roles?

Arizona Congressman Trent Franks wrote a recent article for Roll Call, in which he argues that gender differences between men and women should keep the ladies off the front lines of a combat situation.Franks argues that sexual tension between male and female soldiers “further complicates the situation by providing one…