State Senator David Schapira Jumps Into District 9 Congressional Race

As predicted, former state Senator Kyrsten Sinema’s not the only Democrat with her eye on Arizona’s new Congressional seat — this morning, state Senate Minority Leader David Schapira announced that he, too, will run in Arizona’s newly formed 9th Congressional district.Schapira’s announcement isn’t exactly a surprise to those familiar with…

Arizona’s “Birther Bill” is Back (Sans Penis Provision)

It’s baaaaack!Remember last year when the Arizona Legislature passed the infamous “Birther Bill?” And then Governor Jan Brewer — in a rare moment of sanity — vetoed it? Well, an amended version of the bill is heading to the Legislature — compliments of Republican state Representative Carl Seel.In case you…

Valley Fever Joins the 21st Century With New Facebook Page

Good news, Valley Fever-ers: You can “like” us now.Valley Fever has officially joined the 21st century with the addition of its own Facebook page.New Times already has a Facebook page for the publication as a whole. However, if all you’re after is news, our new “Bastard Fever” Facebook page will…

Joe Arpaio Sent Us a Christmas Card

To quote Clark W. Griswold, if we woke up tomorrow with our heads sewn to the carpet, we wouldn’t be more surprised than we were when we got a Christmas note from America’s self-proclaimed “toughest sheriff” applauding us for all the great work we do. Granted, we just got it…

Is There a Chance in Hell the Arizona Legislature Will Repeal SB 1070?

Democratic state Senator Steve Gallardo plans this week to introduce a bill into the Arizona Legislature that would repeal SB 1070, Arizona’s controversial immigration law.To quote our colleague Stephen Lemons, the Arizona Legislature repealing SB 1070 is “about as likely as me running a 5K.”The Legislature’s biggest bigot got the…

Cheating on Your Spouse is Still a Misdemeanor in Arizona

If your marriage includes some (ahem) extracurricular activities with someone who isn’t your spouse, you’re not just a cheater — according to Arizona law — you’re also a criminal.That’s right, cheating on your spouse is a misdemeanor in Arizona — and a Glendale man actually used the statute as grounds…

Should Arizona Ditch Legislative Immunity For Lawmakers?

Following the resignation of former state Senator Scott Bundgaard over the scuffle he got into with his former girlfriend on the side of a Valley freeway — and the legislative fiasco that followed — Democratic state Senator Steve Gallardo says he plans to introduce a bill that would do away…

Cheerleader’s Defamation Lawsuit Against Nik Richie: Game On

A federal judge in Kentucky has a set a trial date for the defamation lawsuit a Cincinnatti Bengals cheerleader filed against Scottsdale’s own Hooman Karamian, a.k.a. “Nik Richie,” of The Dirty (ahem) fame.U.S. District Judge William Bertelsman set a June 4 trial date for the lawsuit, which claims “Richie” and…