Chex Mix Muddy Buddies Go Cookies and Cream

The Guilty Pleasure: Chex Mix Muddy Buddies Cookies and Cream Where to Get It: Grocery Stores Price: $2.98 What it Really Costs: A trip back to memory lane, longing for snack time at school (and probably some cavities) If you’ve never eaten Muddy Buddies (or Puppy Chow or any other…

I Learned More from Clarissa Explains It All Than College

Two degrees and nearly two decades into the American educational system, I suddenly realized a simple truth: I learned more about life from Clarissa Darling than I did from any of my teachers or professors. For those poor souls who never got to know Clarissa like I did, let me…

Stand Up Scottsdale Moving to a New Location

Next month, Scottsdale will have a new space for getting its laugh on. Stand Up Scottsdale closed on January 3 and will be moving from its current Old Town Scottsdale location back to a brand new version of its spot, set to open on February 4. “We actually started the…

Girls on HBO: A Look at the Most Relatable Sex Scenes (NSFW)

Few shows capture life in your 20s quite as well as HBO’s Girls. Lena Dunham’s project covers everything from employment and financial struggles to friendships and relationships. Of course, sex — realistic sex, at that — has always been one of the show’s major topics (both because it’s appropriate and…

White Fudge Oreos Will Get You Out of Post-Christmas Depression

The Guilty Pleasure: White Fudge Oreos Where to Get It: Grocery Stores Price: $2.98 (although it looks like they’re sold out in some spots) What it Really Costs: The realization that Santa Claus probably has diabetes. If you’re in search of a dessert to help you get over that post-Christmas…

10 Dating Resolutions for 2016

That’s right, it’s already time to start figuring out what you’re going to do for New Year’s Eve (and where you’ll be hungover New Year’s Day). It’s time for your lamest friend to ask you if you want matching sparkly “2016” glasses for the big night, even though they’re the…

20 Places to Eat and Drink on New Year’s Eve in Metro Phoenix

So, it’s almost New Year’s Eve (wait, already?!), and you still don’t know what you’re doing or where you’re eating to celebrate the end of the last odd-numbered year until 2017. Well, don’t sweat it, because we’ve got 20 great places to eat on December 31.  Culinary Dropout In addition…

The 10 Best TV Sex Scenes of 2015

It’s the end of the year, and that means looking back at our favorite cultural moments, celebrity relationships, theatrical productions, and art exhibitions. But it’s also time to reflect on the best sex scenes from our favorite TV shows of 2015 — from the cerebral final season of Mad Men to…

Unlike Game of Thrones, Ritz Fudge Covered Crackers Are Back

The Guilty Pleasure: Ritz Fudge Covered Crackers Where to Get It: Grocery Stores Price: $4.29 (although it looks like prices vary by store) What it Really Costs: The sadness that you’ll have to wait 10 months for them to return again. Every year, Nabisco plays the same trick. “We’ll bring…

10 Relationship Lessons Celebrities Taught Us in 2015

With most of 2015 on the books, it’s safe to say it was a tumultuous year for celebrity relationships. As with most other facets of life, much of the public invested far more in the love lives of the rich and famous than they did in their own. Here are…

No Durex, We Don’t Need a Condom Emoji

There are a lot of things we need in this world, but a condom emoji isn’t one of them. International condom brand Durex believes we need one, and is taking the necessary steps to get one made. Look, Durex, we get it. It’s in your best interest for a condom…

Hot Cocoa Chips Ahoy Are Your New Winter Dessert

The Guilty Pleasure: Hot Cocoa Chips Ahoy Where to Get It: Grocery Stores Price: $3.79 What it Really Costs: Funeral expenses for “Pumpkin Spice” Much like the word “basic” to describe those who love it, “pumpkin spice” flavoring seems to be on its way out. This winter, the new flavor…

A Holiday Dating Gift Guide: How Much Should You Spend on Presents?

So, you’re looking through all those holiday shopping advertisements in the newspaper (just kidding, we know it’s on your phone) and you realize you have no idea what you should get bae for Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Winter Solstice/Festivus. Well, we can’t help you on that one (when in doubt, go Star Wars?), but…

In Defense of Making Out: An Ode to Sucking Face in Public

Although it seems to happen less and less with each passing year, random makeout sessions have always been an inevitable part of my dating life. After some long talks with friends, I’ve come to realize that regardless of sexual preference, amount of experience, age, or other factors, spontaneous face-sucking occurs…

Starbucks’ Frappula Frappuccino is Here, and We Drank It

The Guilty Pleasure: The Frappula Frappuccino Where to Get It: Starbucks Price: $4.45 What it Really Costs: The sanctity of Halloween, 2015 edition Every Halloween, Starbucks puts out a special spooktacular drink for a few days (to give all the excitable white girls a break from their PSLs). This year’s…