Day Drinker: Pre-St. Paddy’s Day Brews at Pat Murphy’s

Who says you have to wait until the sun goes down to have a good time? “I used to like St. Patrick’s Day, back in the ’90’s.” That’s what Ron, the morning barkeep at Pat Murphy’s, tells my day-drinking gal-pal Ronda and I when we pop in for pre-St. Patrick’s…

Fry Girl Hit By Late-Night Sonoran Grub Truck

Late-night cheap Sonoran grub is about as easy to find in Phoenix as a flashing yellow light. That is, unless you know where to look. For you sundown socialites and twilight trollers with a case of the Mexican munchies, check out my review of La Frontera Comida Mexicana. And speaking…

Fry Girl Trucks on Down to La Frontera Comida Mexicana

It’s late. You’re hungry. Options? Pickin’s are slim in this town, unless you know where to look. Point your peepers to 16th Street and Van Buren. The Jack in the Box? Nah. The adult bookstore? Not now. Track down the truck. See it? The white one with the awning? The…

Hail to the King

“You know Shaq well?” Cedric the Entertainer asks George Lopez while discussing All Star Comedy Jam, the comedy show he produced with the ex-Phoenix Suns baller last year, “Shaq is like a big kid. He like to Twitter and text and all that stuff – and he got them big…

Culture Comeback

After the streets of downtown Phoenix have emptied themselves of green beer, fake Irish accents, and liquored-up leprechauns, culture returns with the Heard Museum’s NU (Native + You) event. Part of the Third Friday fanfare, the night features clay works by Jason Garcia, Richard Zane Smith, Lisa Holt, and Harlan…

How to Make Your Shamrock Shake Sweeter, in “Just Desserts”

In the end, we get what’s coming to us. Let’s hope it’s sweet. Since 1970, McDonald’s has been celebrating St. Patrick’s Day with the Shamrock Shake. Available at select locations, this seasonal, mint-flavored green goody has inspired a frenzied following of shake shaggers to hunt down the frozen treat year…

Get 27 Can Get Bent in “FoodLab 2010” (Part 7 of 7)

Molecular gastronomy (not the after-effect of eating too many black bean, spicy sausage and cheese nachos) is a scientific discipline that studies the physical and chemical processes that occur while cooking. Wonder what it tastes like? Find out in this seven-part series. Last week’s salmon dices and eggs, dill flavoured…

Day Drinker: Phil-Tastic Philthy Phil’s

Who says you have to wait until the sun goes down to have a good time? I said we’d be gone by noon. I said I wasn’t going to give José a ride. I said I didn’t know the second line to the chorus of Manfred Mann’s, “Blinded By the…

Fry Girl Versus the Top Five Fish Sandwiches

You deserve a break today. Of course you do. You want a cheeseburger. You don’t care that it’s bad for you, or that it’s 9 p.m., or that if you leave the bag in your car it’ll smell like a grease kitchen the next morning. You want that cheeseburger. So…

Funny Girl

“Thirty-five years ago today, in a little, dirty hospital in New Jersey, Chelsea Lately was born,” Chelsea Handler recently told the whooping audience of her late-night talk show, Chelsea Lately. “And that means nine months before that day, my mother allowed my large, sweaty, disgusting father to mount her one…

Runner’s High

The natural high. Some have snagged it by smoking bananas, eating nutmeg, or placing halved ping-pong balls over their eyes and listening to symphonic prog. But for runners, the titillation goes with the territory, as do ice baths, frequent urination, and nipple burn. Sprinters of all sorts converge to share…

The French Give Salmon a Raw Deal, in “FoodLab 2010” (Part 6 of 7)

Molecular gastronomy (not the after-effect of eating too many black bean, spicy sausage and cheese nachos) is a scientific discipline that studies the physical and chemical processes that occur while cooking. Wonder what it tastes like? Find out in this seven-part series. Last week’s baby food nightmare of avocado chantilly…

Top 5 Weirdest Food-Vending Machines from Around the World

5.) Pizza Vending Machine: Italy Who needs to watch a pizza being hand-tossed by a chef when they can watch Roberto the Pizza-Producing Robot slide it out of his exit chute? After choosing one of four varieties (Margherita, bacon, ham, or fresh veggies), hungry-for-crap patrons watch through a window as…