From Inedible to Incredible to Couples Counseling

Seriously, folks, TLC’s new cooking show, Inedible to Incredible, is like a recipe for couples counseling. • Take married dudes who don’t have the balls communication skills to tell their wives their cooking stinks and can’t (or won’t) cook a meal themselves and then get them to lie to their…

Call It: Hospital Burgers Can’t Be Saved

I should have devoured it. I should have snatched that burger from its plastic plate and consumed its meaty soul — and it should have been beautiful. It should have been the best thing I’d eaten in five days. Because I hadn’t eaten in five days. Fry Girl was hunkered…

Rec Yourself

Sunburned, hungover, and sporting a few scrapes on your backside? Busted, dude. You’ve been tubing down the Salt.A summertime staple, Salt River Tubing and Recreation offers two, three, and five-hour trips down the mountain-stream waters of the Lower Salt River rapids in Tonto National Forest. While those looking for a…

President Physician

Sure, being a doctor has its perks. But flirting with King Juan Carlos of Spain and spending the night on the Queen of England’s yacht? Those perks only happen when your patients are presidents.Dr. Connie Mariano, the first military woman in American history to be appointed White House physician, tells…

The Next Food Network Star: Let’s Just Cut to The Finale, OK?

Unlike reality show cooking competitions in which it’s all about the food and one bad dish can send a front-runner packing, The Next Food Network Star is more about on-air personality — and that ain’t anything that’s gettin’ fixed overnight. That said, this season looks pretty clear cut, so let’s…

Giant Hamburgers Lead to Giant Heartbreak

Dear Giant Hamburgers, I know it was only our first date, but I don’t think we should see each other any more. Surprised? I was. Maybe my expectations were too high. I mean, with a name like “Giant Hamburgers,” what Fry Girl wouldn’t be turned on? Sadly, our affair was…

Speed Between the Lines

What’s covered in concrete, smells like burning rubber, and has 20,000 arms and legs?Like a surreal version of The Fast and the Furious, the Midnight Run, Arizona’s original motorsports party, is back for its seventh season of automotive entertainment in the evening hours – racing, burning out, and just plain…

Taco Bell’s Limeade Sparklers Should Be Called “Sugarlers”

What sparkles? A moonlit ocean, crappy glitter crafts, and Beyonce Knowles’ 18 carat diamond engagement ring. What doesn’t? Limeade Sparklers, the newest drink offering from Taco Bell. Instead, they sugar, heavily. So why not call them “Sugarlers”? C’mon Taco Bell, truth in advertising. Available in two flavors, Classic Limeade and…

Who’s Ya Daddy’s BBQ Demands Your Respect

For most, the Valley’s light-rail system stands for progress, but for Harold Sublett Sr., owner of Who’s Ya Daddy’s BBQ and a downtown Phoenix resident for all 62 years of his life, it’s been anything but. “When that light rail came in, I lost 60 percent of my business,” Sublett…

Chick-fil-A’s New Spicy Chicken Sandwich

Yeah that’s right, this Fry Girl’s a Spicy V.I.P. Taking advantage of Chick-fil-A’s pre-launch promotion of reserving their new Spicy Chicken Sandwich for a limited number of customers to try before officially launching on Monday, this Fry Girl felt like a fast food celebrity. Friendly e-mails, a dedicated cash register,…

Folk- Art Fantastic

Some paint, make jewelry, design clothing, quilt, or get crafty with scrapbooks and knick-knacks, but for all their many media, local women’s artist collective The Phoenix Fridas – whose exhibit is currently on display at the U.S. Post Office in Tempe – the focus is two-fold: Mexican folk-art and crazy-mad…

Go Fish

The bills are piling up, the truck’s on the fritz, and the damn traps are empty again. What’s America’s only female swordfish boat captain to do after 10 years as a lobsterwoman? Go forth and fish – again. Linda Greenlaw, author of three New York Times best-selling books about life…

Free Shakes From Sonic for “Real Ice Cream” Promotion

Summer’s just started and already this Fry Girl feels more “fry” than “girl.”Big thanks to Sonic for bringing on some chill. The 3,500-unit drive-in chain is promoting its “Real Ice Cream” with “buy one, get one free” shakes and 99 cent one-topping sundaes. What’s Real Ice Cream? A richer, creamier…