Ben Quayle’s Baby Doesn’t Like Barack Obama Either (Sigh)

Well, right after we tell you about Congressman Ben Quayle not trash-talking President Obama for once, we opened an email from the Congressman’s campaign about his first TV ad for this election cycle.This advertisement features the whole Ben Quayle family, including wife Tiffany any baby Evie. (No, they’re still not…

Paul Babeu or Tempe Police: Whose Story Are You Buyin’?

It seems Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu’s not ready to give up on his theories for what happened to the five people killed in the Vekol Valley over the weekend, as the Tempe Police Department has declared it as a murder/suicide.Babeu initially declared that “[a]ll information is pointing that this…

Kristopher Harvey Decided to “Teach His Two Sons a Lesson” by Making Them Take Liquor Shots Until They Were “Screaming and Crying”

Say what you will about unorthodox parenting techniques, but Surprise police officers think discipline shouldn’t involve two “highly intoxicated” boys in their underwear crying, screaming, and vomiting.Cops say that’s the route Kristopher Harvey took on his boys Monday, and that earned him a trip to jail.According to court documents obtained…

Who Has the Dumbest Valley-Pride Face Tattoos?

The 4th Avenue Hotel (read: jail) had two visitors this weekend who just love their Valley hometowns.So much so, apparently, that they both got the cities’ respective logos tattooed on their friggin’ heads.Moses Ulloa, a fan of Glendale and “Murdercopa County,” and Vicente Valles — who’s a fan of Tempe…

Paul Babeu Jumps to Apparently Wrong Conclusion: Tempe Cops Say Five Burned Bodies in Vekol Valley Resulted from Murder-Suicide, Not Drug-Cartel Activity

According to the embattled sheriff, the burned bodies probably were the work of a “violent drug cartel.” Babeu added, “The border is NOT more secure than ever, Ms. Napolitano!”Tempe police have just informed us that the vehicle is registered to the address of a missing family from their city. Tempe police…

Test PAC Loves the Internet, and May Get Involved in Ben Quayle/David Schweikert Race

A mostly online-based political-action committee is considering getting involved in Arizona’s Sixth Congressional District primary between Republican Congressmen Ben Quayle and David Schweikert.Test PAC loves the Internet. Quayle, several of the PAC’s members believe, does not.”Quayle co-sponsored [the Stop Online Piracy Act] before he withdrew his co-sponsorship,” Test PAC treasurer…

Do Arizona’s Legislators Deserve a Raise? (Laugh, Then Vote)

Every other year, a commission is supposed to gather info and decide how much the state’s legislators should be paid, and they pass that recommendation on to the ballot to let voters decide if it’ll stick.(When you’re done laughing your ass off at the thought of giving Arizona’s legislators another…

New Times Writers and Designers Up for Six National Journalism Awards

New Times has come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass — and we’re all out of bubblegum.New Times writers and designers have been nominated sixfold for this year’s Association of Alternative Newsmedia’s AltWeekly Awards.This comes a month after raking in 30 journalism awards, including first places for investigative reporting,…