Glendale resident Antoin Thurman — a man who once made an educational video describing his prostitute-management skills (more on that later) — was booked into jail Friday night after surviving gunshots from as many as four police officers.Thurman, 26, was allegedly in a domestic-violence situation with a woman on April…
There aren’t many consistencies in the case of missing baby Gabriel Johnson, except for the boy’s pops lengthening his rap sheet, and Gabriel’s mom not showing up to court.Both of those happened again this morning.Logan McQueary, who had moved out of the state, was in a Maricopa County courtroom this…
On Friday, we asked readers to write the caption for the above photo of former Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas holding a press conference after his disbarment.After sifting through all the responses — as usual, some of them more politically correct than others — we’ve narrowed it down to five…
Four members of the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club were found not guilty of charges of “rioting” and assisting in a criminal street gang.The four acquitted, Rudolfo “Rudy” Martinez, Gerald Smith, Dale Hormut, and Stephen Helland, were among seven bikers arrested by an Arizona Department of Public Safety task force in…
Last year, people were creating a stink after it was discovered that some Arizona legislators got tickets and trips to sporting events thanks to the Fiesta Bowl.Maricopa County Attorney Bill Montgomery explained in December that none of the politicos would face charges, saying prosecutors were unable to “find evidence leading to…
While writing this morning about a Skull Valley family that went home a couple weeks ago and found a naked guy in their house, it seemed like a rare incident.That’s apparently not the case since a very similar incident happened again last night, this time in California.In the incident up north,…
Former Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas held a press conference on Wednesday to complain about the decision by an Arizona Supreme Court disciplinary panel to strip him of his license to practice law.The Feathered Bastard Stephen Lemons was there, as Thomas compared himself to Gandhi and Dr. Martin Luther King…
Any of the following facts may be surprising to people around the Valley: Phoenix still has a hockey team, that hockey team made the playoffs by winning its division, and that team won its first playoff game of the year last night.The team, for those unaware, is called the Phoenix…
Details are still pretty light in the case of two illegal immigrants shot and killed Sunday night near Eloy, after they were “ambushed” by an unknown number of people in camouflage getup.Pima County Sheriff’s Deputy Dawn Barkman told New Times on Monday that there may have been as many as…
Witnesses to the Tempe shooting death of 20-year-old Gabriel Batten earlier this week told police the alleged shooter, Kyle Levitt, shot Batten twice in the abdomen before any sort of physical altercation occurred, according to court documents obtained by New Times.Levitt, a 25-year-old student at Arizona State University, is accused…
While House Democrats were calling for now-former state Representative Daniel Patterson to resign or be expelled, Patterson changed his party affiliation to Independent, citing his disapproval of “party politics.”When Patterson resigned from the House yesterday, he changed his party affiliation back to Democrat, which would let Democratic party officials would…
It looks like Governor Jan Brewer’s only taking her battle against the federal government so far.Brewer vetoed House Bill 2434 yesterday, which would have required federal law-enforcement officers to notify county sheriffs “before taking any official law enforcement action.”If that federal officer forgot or otherwise didn’t inform the sheriff beforehand,…
Police say 32-year-old Mesa resident Gerald Gonzales was selling heroin to an undercover cop.Gonzales wasn’t alone, though, as police say Gonzales had a sidekick with him on a couple occasions — a 3-year-old kid.According to court documents obtained by New Times, the officer first picked up a half-gram of heroin…
State Representative Daniel Patterson resigned from the House yesterday, before a vote on his expulsion could take place.The House Ethics Committee unanimously voted earlier yesterday to boot Patterson, which was apparently enough of an indication for Patterson to just take off early.”I have been forced to resign due to the…
It looks like sympathizers to Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s “birther” movement are still looking for politicians to support the Obama’s-from-Africa conspiracy theory, and it’s still not working.That’s really not all that surprising, but the way Arizona politicians are issuing their awkward responses to “birther” inquiries makes you wonder why anyone would…
State Representative Daniel Patterson resigned from the House today, before a vote on his expulsion could take place.The House Ethics Committee unanimously voted this morning to boot Patterson, which was apparently enough of an indication for Patterson to just take off early.”I have been forced to resign due to the…
There are a few reasons why it’s not a good idea to run from or fight with police officers, attempt to out-drive them, or try to reach for a gun while cops are trying to handcuff you.The photo to the right, of 18-year-old Bobby White, may be one of those…
Arizona Bike Week is geared more toward the casual motorcyclist, but that doesn’t mean the gangsters are absent.A Scottsdale police spokesman tells New Times just two alleged motorcycle gangsters were arrested during this year’s Arizona Bike Week, which ran during the last week of March.According to police, one member of…
The Arizona Diamondbacks have now won all four of the team’s first games, with the latest victory coming after 11 innings last night against the San Diego Padres in southern California.The game winning play — a Chris Young two-run home run in the top of the 11th off former D’Backs…
In case you’re just now emerging from under a rock, former Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas was disbarred yesterday.An Arizona State Supreme Court disciplinary panel found that Thomas — as well as his former deputy, Lisa Aubuchon — were attempting prosecutions in the name of politics.Thomas and his comrades can…
When can fetuses start to feel pain? Nobody knows for sure, but the chief scientists at the Arizona Legislature would like to declare that it’s 20 weeks.According to some actual scientists, the concept of fetal pain can occur at 24 weeks, 26 weeks, between 29 or 30 weeks, or more…
Democratic-turned-Independent state Representative Daniel Patterson released his 19-page response to the investigation done on behalf of the House Ethics Committee that was just about full to the brim with allegations against the legislator.Patterson rejected most of the accusations point-by-point in his response, while kind of rejecting the rest of the…
