Free Throw

Who would’ve imagined that a poke in the eye during a pickup basketball game would have a profound effect on Doug Martsch’s life and music career? The Built to Spill front man didn’t think much of it when he sustained the injury earlier this year. An eventual trip to a…

Band of Horses

After 10 years at the helm of minimalist indie-mopers Carissa’s Wierd [sic], Pacific Northwesterners Ben Bridwell and Matt Brooke decided, upon that group’s disintegration in 2004, to let their inner Crazy Horses run free on their next musical venture. And so they dubbed their new band, appropriately enough, Band of…

Tilly and the Wall

Hmm, what’s this little story . . . Tilly and the Wall? Let’s have a read: “So the three girls and two boys from Omaha, Nebraska, decided in 2001 to form a band. They called it Tilly and the Wall. But they couldn’t find a drummer! “‘Whatever shall we do?’…

Bane

Though somewhat overlooked over the years because of similar yet much-hyped scenes to its south — primarily in New York City and Washington, D.C. — Boston hardcore boasts a solid history of no-bullshit, no-holds-barred thrash-punk and some killer hometown heroes, including Gang Green, SSD, and Impact Unit (Mighty Mighty Bosstones…

Mohave 3

Neil Halstead and Rachel Goswell have been down the reinvention road before. Back when they were the core of British shoegazers Slowdive, the pair concluded that the noisy, swirling sound they’d helped advance was a creative dead-end and they’d better try something different. The result? 1995’s much-maligned Pygmalion, an ambient,…

Kenny Chesney, Carrie Underwood

“Thank you to members of the media for coming today. As press secretary for country-pop superstars Kenny Chesney and Carrie Underwood, I’d like to clear up two points of confusion before taking questions regarding the pair’s U.S. summer tour. First: In seeking to annul her four-month marriage to Chesney last…

Time for Torture

The two years since The Walkmen released their critically hailed second album, Bows + Arrows? Pure joy. The New York City band enjoyed every bit of a lengthy world tour, and along the way, the five members — singer-guitarist Hamilton Leithauser, guitarist Paul Maroon, bassist Walter Martin, drummer Matt Barrick,…

Madonna

Maybe the only thing shocking about Madonna’s 2004 “Reinvention” tour was how completely unshocking it was, at least by her standards. No cone bustier, no simulated masturbation on a bed, no topless backup dancers (female ones, anyway) to writhe against . . . just a safe two-or-so hours of classic…

Sammy Says

Interviewing Sammy “The Red Rocker” Hagar woulda been great and all, but I had a few other things I had to get done last week. Like the dishes, and, uhh, taking some naps. So let’s just let Sammy’s lyrics do the talking: Me: Hey, man, how’re you doing these days?…

Ice Cube

Okay, check this out: You’re not gonna believe this, but you know that Ice Cube guy? From the movies and stuff? The one who played the cuddly father figure in last year’s family flick Are We There Yet?, and who just got cast as “Mr. Kotter” in the upcoming remake…

No Reservations

Juicy chunks of fresh lobster, lightly bound together with mayonnaise and served on buttered, toasted bread. Spicy, bubbling étouffe laid out over a bed of steaming white rice. Succulent Chinese dumplings stuffed with garlicky pork, floating in a rich vegetable broth. Fucking Delicious. That’s according to Derek Fudesco, anyway –…

Mat Kearney

It’s been alleged that nearly every U2 song — from “I Will Follow” to “Sometimes You Can’t Make It On Your Own” — is about Jesus; certainly, Bono and buds have never really tried to hide their sturdy Christian roots, and yet they managed to transcend that dreaded “Christian rock”…

Garrison Starr

1998 was a terrific year for chicks with picks: Kacy Crowley, Billie Myers, Melanie Doane, Emm Gryner, Tara MacLean, Garrison Starr, and dozens of other female singer-songwriters got starring roles in Sarah McLachlan’s second Lilith Fair tour . . . and then they promptly fell off the face of the…

Show and Tell

New Times loves the frenetic New Wave/punk sounds of The Epoxies, the Portland, Oregon, quintet made up of Viz Spectrum, FM Static, Shock Diode, Ray Cathode and, of course, foxy front woman Roxy Epoxy. We love the band’s live show even more: Replete with fog and bubble machines, heavy-duty strobes,…

Ill Niño

One of metal’s more interesting and versatile (if frequently overlooked) acts, New Jersey sextet Ill Niño merges blistering, Slayer-like riffage with front man Cristian Machado’s wide-ranging vocals delivered in both English and Spanish (he can scream like Sick Of It All’s Lou Koller or croon like Linkin Park’s Chester Bennington),…

Ministry, Revolting Cocks

The last time I caught up with Ministry mastermind Al Jourgensen — just before the 2004 election, when he was opening shows by beating and simulating anal rape on a guy in a George W. Bush mask — the nearing-50 industrial-rock icon laid out his future plans: one or two…

The New Cars

“Hey, man, have you seen any cool concerts lately?” “Oh yeah, man! I saw Queen with Paul Rodgers — it was awesome! I gotta tell you, I didn’t miss Freddie Mercury’s unique voice and stage presence one bit.” “Yeah, I thought the same thing when I saw INXS a couple…

Rob Zombie

In reviewing last year’s The Devil’s Rejects — the incredibly twisted gore flick written and directed by horror/metal renaissance man Rob Zombie — critic Roger Ebert ended his piece thusly: “I don’t want to get any e-mail messages from readers complaining that I gave the movie three stars, and so…

The Masters of Chaos Tour

We can all agree that Lemmy Kilmister owns the coolest name in all of metal history, but coming in a close second is Trey Azagthoth — leader of the long-running death metal outfit Morbid Angel — who sounds like he should hail from the frozen blackness of upper Finland but…

Sound Advice

MEMO To: New Employees From: Emo-Rock Headquarters Date: July 16, 1999 Subject: Corporate Guidelines With all of the recent hires, we thought it would be prudent to review some essential company guidelines: • Your band name must include a day, a month, or a season. Please note that “Thursday” is…

Ambulance LTD

The only conceivable way this seven-song EP from Ambulance LTD — released as an appetite-whetter for the quartet’s second full-length, due later this year — could come across more British is if there were a scratch ‘n’ sniff circle on the booklet cover that smelled like fish and chips. Not…

Young People

It’s interesting, yet not all that surprising, to learn that Young People singer Katie Eastburn — when not recording or touring with the bicoastal, avant-garde duo (she lives in New York,; multi-instrumentalist Jarrett Silberman is in L.A.) — is a dancer and choreographer. The band’s brooding third album bears aesthetics…