The Howard Stern Porno DVD Release Party at Pink Cabaret

Even with all his self-professed shortcomings, shock jock Howard Stern was bound to be tied to a porno movie someday. And while the “Howard Stern Porno” doesn’t actually star Stern, it does feature actors in Stern masks having sex in the DJ’s chair at his old WXRK studios, before he…

Hot Links: Tuition Surcharges, Bee Stings, and Facebook

The Arizona Board of Regents will vote today on a proposed tuition surcharge for Arizona’s universities. ASU’s proposed surcharge is $600 a year for state residents, and $800 a year for out-of-state students…A 9-year-old boy in Queen Creek was walking home from school Wednesday when he was attacked by bees…

Hot Links: Cardinals, Coyotes, and Cabaret Shootings

Following the NFL draft, the Arizona Cardinals have released three players: running back Edgerrin James, cornerback Rod Hood, and linebacker Travis LaBoy…Arizona Representative Robert Meza has resigned from the board of Chicanos por la Causa to focus on creating a nonprofit organization for educational assistance. Meza had been a financial…

Hot Links: Wet ‘n’ Wild, PETA, and Gamma Ray Bursts

The largest water park in the state, Wet ‘n’ Wild Phoenix, is scheduled to open in mid-June. The $30 million, 35-acre park includes 30 slides and a coaster called Maximum Velocity. The park replaces the WaterWorld Safari park in north Phoenix…In Tucson, Reina Irene Gonzales was sentenced to two 22-year…

Caffiend: Organic Yerba Mate Tea

Yerba Mate, a species of holly native to South America, makes for some tasty tea. Unlike black teas, which are prepared by steeping dry tea leaves in boiling water, Yerba Mate is made by steeping leaves in hot water (not boiling).  This is because boiling Yerba Mate leaves can make…

Hot Links: Swine Flu, Cardinals, and Jedi Mind Tricks

Although no cases of swine flu have been reported in Arizona, officials are taking precautions: The Arizona Department of Health is talking with Centers for Disease Control, doctors are urging people with flu-like symptoms to stay home from work, and US Airways is waiving its change fees for passengers flying to…

Hot Links: Shooting, Mining, and Driving Candy Cars

An Iraq war veteran who says he was stabbed multiple times by a Mesa police officer during his arrest has filed a lawsuit, and is preparing an expert witness list for a federal judge. The veteran, Keith LaVoie, got into an altercation with officers in January, 2007, after a night…

Hot Links: Scottsdale’s Stimulus, Radar Vans, and Arpaio’s Sweep

While most Valley cities have been clamoring for federal stimulus money, the council for the city of Scottsdale voted this week to refuse $224,000 in federal stimulus funds. Some members of the council expressed concern that accepting the funds would create overheard that would strain city budgets in the future…After…

Hot Links: Jack Payrolls, NASCAR, and Naked Gnomes

The Arizona Auditor General’s Office says the Maricopa County Community College District illegally put 26 non-employees on its payroll. The move created taxpayer-funded pension accounts and money for nonprofit organizations, which officials say violates the state’s ban on giving public funds to corporations…NASCAR drivers Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Rick Mears…

Hot Links: Sex Abuse, Surcharges, and Stars on Horses

Five teenagers were arrested Monday after stealing a motorcycle at gunpoint. Police suspect the teens are tied to a car theft ring…About two dozen protesters gathered outside the studios of The Colbert Report to protest Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who was a guest on the show last night…Eight people…

Caffiend: MacAlpine’s Coffee Shake

Walk into vintage soda shop MacAlpine’s (on 7th street, between Thomas and McDowell) on a hot day and ask for something special, something with a super-kick, and they just might make you a delicious shake with coffee in it. It’s not on the menu, but it’s their suggestion, and while…

Hot Links: Wolverine, Miss Arizona, and Tempe Town Lake

The world premiere of the movie X-Men Origins: Wolverine will take place at the Harkins Cine Capri at Tempe Marketplace on April 27. Tempe won the premiere, which star Hugh Jackman is scheduled to attend, through an online contest by Twentieth Century Fox…Alicia-Monique Blanco, better known as Miss Arizona, earned…

Hot Links: Gay Rights, the Governor’s Race, and Wide Loads

A gay rights group says they were harassed by a Casa Grande police officer when they gathered to protest taxes along a city street. The group filed a complaint, and Casa Grande police chief Robert Huddleston says the incident is being investigated…Former state legislator Karen Johnson announced she plans to…

Hot Links: Electric Cars, Bat Mass Murder, and the Cardinals

The Maricopa Association of Governments plans to announce a partnership with Nissan and a Scottsdale-based company called Ecotality Inc. to create charging stations in the Valley for electric and hybrid vehicles. Nissan wants to bring 1000 electric vehicles to Phoenix, and Ecotality Inc. said tax incentives for those who buy…

Hot Links: Sexy Temples, Tomb Pimping, and Vatican Gone Wild

Phoenix police are keeping a close eye on the Phoenix Goddess Temple after receiving complaints from neighbors that the temple is really a brothel. The temple offers “cuddle parties” and a sex ed program on Fridays…The Phoenix Suns beat the Memphis Grizzlies 119-110 Monday night, marking their 45th victory this…

Caffiend: Dutch Bros. ER-911

You know a coffee company’s out to serve up ass-whooping drinks when their menu includes beverages named things like the “Annihilator” and “Double Torture.” Dutch Bros. — an upstart company with drive-thru locations in Nevada, Oregon, Arizona, and other southwestern states — seems to have made it the company’s mission…

Hot Links: Suns, Smokers, and Scouts

The Arizona Department of Transportation says federal stimulus money will create 6,020 construction jobs statewide, but that doesn’t come close to filling the gap left by the 77,000 statewide layoffs in construction over the past two years…The Phoenix Suns rebounded from Friday’s 89-106 defeat by the Memphis Grizzlies to beat…

Hot Links: Diamondbacks, Mercury, and the Vomit Patrol

The Arizona Diamondbacks requested proposals last month for a new Cactus League complex, and Phoenix is one of the finalists. An aid to Phoenix mayor Phil Gordon says the proposed Phoenix site is located along Loop 101, but further details on the site are elusive thus far…Arizona Governor Jan Brewer…

Hot Links: Recycling, Nosebreakers, and Potty Peepers

ASU is bucking tradition a bit by declining to offer the keynote speaker at its next graduation commencement ceremony an honorary degree, even though that speaker is President Barack Obama. An ASU spokesperson says honorary degrees are conferred upon people with a large body of work, and Obama’s “body of…

Hot Links: Casinos, Camera Shops, and Calls to 911

ASU sophomore James Harden, the Sun Devils basketball star recently named Pac-10 player of the year, has decided to skip his last two years of college and declare for the NBA draft…Fatality rates on roads in Arizona are at a record low, and officials partially credit the use of seat…