Yo, Stephen Hawking Raps

The world already has its share of ridiculous ring tones, but now, thanks to a company called FunMobility, you can hear the voice of famed physicist Stephen Hawkings rapping “Baby Got Back” whenever that special someone calls your cell phone.

The Top 10 Reasons Light Rail Should Run ‘Til 2 A.M.

The Phoenix Metro Light Rail has been the talk of the town since voters approved the $1.4 billion project in 2000. The public transit system opened on December 27, and Valley denizens have both praised and bemoaned the rail. The most common complaint is that Light Rail service stops at midnight, but should run later.

Phoenix’s Top 10 Local Hip-Hop MCs

As our readers have pointed out before, “Top 10” lists are subjective. The list that follows is our take on the ten best hip-hop MCs in the Valley. But since there are dozens and dozens of rappers in the PHX, we’re sure to leave somebody’s favorite out.

Meaty Girl: Rack of Lamb at Richardson’s

Richardson’s Cuisine of New Mexico offers flavorful fares of the Southwest. The restaurant’s known for smothering just about everything with green chile, and while its celebrated New Mexican meatloaf is no longer on the menu, Richardson’s does offer such carnivorous culinary delights as chicken, beef, and shrimp skewers; pork enchiladas; and our new Richardson’s favorite, rack of lamb.

Local Serial Novel Shows Vexing Side of Mill Avenue

Mill Avenue Vexations is an ongoing literary project of Kyt Dotson, a former anthropology major at ASU who hangs out on the busy Tempe strip every weekend. The novel revolves around the character of Vex Harrow, a goth hottie who drives a cab for a living. Many of the stories revolve around Vex’s fares, friends, and family conflicts, and include details of familiar Mill hangouts like the Graffiti Shop and the Coffee Plantation.

Caffiend: Jolt’s Wild Grape Endurance Shot

Jolt Cola, created in 1985, was the first soda to contain obscene amounts of sugar and caffeine, well before the first “energy drinks” started to hit store shelves. So it’s not unrealistic to expect Jolt’s new Endurance Shots to offer a high-octane rush superior to other energy shots, such as the “5-Hour Energy Shots” that started appearing at Walgreens about two and a half years ago.

Meaty Girl: Irish Breakfast at The Dubliner

This hearty dish consists of black and white pudding, two fried eggs cooked to order, rashers (potatoes), sausages, tomatoes, and brown bread. Black pudding (sometimes known as blood pudding) is a staple of a traditional breakfast in England, Scotland, and Ireland.

Caffiend: Adina Natural Highs

When you’re creating a feel-good coffee drink that prides itself on being Fair Trade Certified (that means it’s a partnership between the company and local farmers that gives farmers a larger share of profits), it doesn’t hurt to have the word “high” in your product name. The idea behind Adina for Life, Inc., the creators of the new Adina Natural Highs energy coffee drinks, is to make a (mostly) all-natural product that provides consumers with a pep-up, and maybe a warm, fuzzy feeling, too.

Meaty Girl: German Sausage Company’s Landjager

Landjager is a traditional, dried German sausage made in Southern Germany and Switzerland. Though the name literally means “country hunters,” there’s nothing gamey about the taste of landjager. It’s a popular snack food in Germany and Switzerland (like beef jerky for the U.S.), and also a popular meal for soldiers because it requires no refrigeration — landjager can be eaten cold, right off the deli rack, or taken home and cooked (to reduce fat, cut holes in the sausage casing before boiling). Landjager usually comes in pairs of fat, flat sausages — like Slim Jims on steroids, but with a heartier, meatier taste.

Omar Call Preaches Atheism on Tempe’s Mill Avenue

On a Saturday night in early December, it’s business as usual on downtown Tempe’s Mill Avenue. Dreadlocked buskers beat on bongos across from a head shop called Hippie Gypsy, banging over the strains of Jimi Hendrix’s guitar on “All Along the Watchtower” screaming from the store’s speakers. The scent of…

Caffiend: Buzz Bites and FOOSH Mints

As an MBA candidate in Boston, Jason Kensey loved caffeine, but hated the taste of energy drinks and didn’t drink coffee, preferring caffeinated sodas with tons of sugar. His disappointment with caffeinated beverages led him to start Vroom Foods in 1996, a company that makes high-energy mints and chocolates. Vroom’s two primary products, chocolate chews and mints, promise 25% more caffeine than a leading energy drink, at about the same price. (A six-count tin of the chews costs $2.99 to $3.99; a six-pack of mints costs about $1.25 to $1.75).

Meaty Girl: Calves Liver at Stockyards

Liver’s not a very popular dish, but liver lovers know a good grilled organ when they see, smell, and taste it. Once people get past their prejudices (whether it’s a childhood aversion to liver for dinner, or the oft off-putting idea of eating organ meat), they might find that liver, when cooked and flavored properly, is actually quite tasty.

“Mill Ave Inc.” Documentary Available on DVD

Valley residents have often bemoaned the gentrification of Mill Avenue. Up until the late 1990s, the Tempe strip was a cultural mecca of mom-and-pop shops and rock clubs. But when corporate entities started moving in, landlords started raising the rent on retail spaces, forcing small business off Mill to make…

Skinny Puppy Founder Ogre Brings His Conceptual Demons to Tempe

Music and conceptual artist Kevin Ogilvie’s been known by a couple names since forming industrial band Skinny Puppy in 1982. As a member of Skinny Puppy, he took the stage name “Nivek Ogre,” but these days he’s known just as “Ogre,” and he’s making solo music that deviates from Skinny Puppy’s machinistic throb while maintaining the group’s dark art aesthetic.