“Tranz” It

FRI 3/4 Phoenix hasn’t exactly been a hotbed of the gothic club scene. For one thing, it’s too sunny here (honest, it is!) for any “vampire” to survive; and for another, it’s too damn hot to wear black all the time — not to mention the fact that the Valley…

Koko Taylor

The back of Koko Taylor’s 1978 record The Earthshaker shows a black-and-white photo of the blues belter and her band in a smoke-filled bar, seated around a table that’s packed with bottles of booze, loose $10 bills, and Pall Mall cigarettes. Taylor is looking at the camera, disheveled hair falling…

Eroticide

Eroticide learned not to wave dildos in front of children the hard way. After one of the band’s sexually explicit shows, which include all manner of lewd, homemade props, sex toys, and simulated sexual slashings, the City of Mesa slapped the hardcore band with a number of obscenity charges. Then…

Hello, Goodbye

Goodbye Blue Monday might sound like a nod to ’80s New Wave pioneers New Order. But GBM, a San Diego quartet whose name actually references Kurt Vonnegut’s seminal Breakfast of Champions, has no desire to imitate either the Manchester Invasion (despite citing The Cure as a major influence) or the…

Rocks Stars

SAT 2/26 It seems that KTAR personality Gayle Bass really knows how to shake it. And by “it,” we mean a martini — which also, it just so happens, serves as her moneymaker, when Bass and more than a dozen other local luminaries serve as wanna-be mixologists during the Celebrity…

Great Scots

2/26-2/27 Stereotypes are an awful blight, which is why the Scottish are such an inspiringly indefinable people. Any group that counts among its sports the Hammer Throw, Weight Toss, and Standing Stone Put are on the high side of macho. Yet those same people are just as likely to be…

“F” Bombs

FRI 2/25 So many people still shudder at the “F” word: Feminism, that is. The Guerrilla Girls don’t understand that — after all, they’ve been trying to reinvent the word since 1985, adopting the names of dead women artists as pseudonyms, donning gorilla masks, and using “facts, humor and fake…

Faking the Bank

Before you say “Snottsdale” again to refer to the Valley’s most affluent city, check out Faking Fabulous, a television show pilot written by longtime Scottsdale residents Brian Davis and Carrie Severson (pictured). The sitcom explains some things. “It’s about twentysomethings in Scottsdale, mimicking the older generation’s success and fashion, but…

Vistalance benefit CD release party

The guys in Vistalance will be watching eBay for their stolen instruments, since some asshole stole their van (with all of their equipment inside) back in November. The local metal band’s losses totaled roughly $12,000 including the van, which has since been recovered, riddled with miles and reeking of piss…

Sunrise Elementary CD release show

Few bands take up as much space on MySpace.com as Sunrise Elementary. The Glendale “pop/synth/piano/rock” quintet lists more than 130 bands as “influences,” from the audible (Reggie and the Full Effect, Hello Goodbye, The Postal Service, The Ataris) to the abstract (Dido, James Taylor, Vivaldi, REO Speedwagon). Sunrise Elementary’s litany…

Tuna Guitar

THU 2/17 Something fishy this way comes, when the Tuna Helpers flop onto the stage at the Emerald Lounge, 1514 North Seventh Avenue on Thursday, February 17. The female trio call themselves a “pop-goth, performance art, puppet-wielding band,” and intersperse their own songs with performances by homemade puppets, some of…

Men o’ War

MON 2/21 The words of American soldiers in Iraq are officially “Rated R” by the Motion Picture Association of America. Michael Tucker’s appealing that rating, because he feels his documentary Gunner Palace, about the U.S. Army’s 2/3 Field Artillery unit housed in Uday Hussein’s former Azimiya Palace, needs to be…

Air Play

SAT 2/19 It’s been said that the hardest thing to do in sports is hit a baseball. Those selling that tired line, however, are most certainly blocking out painful childhood Wiffle memories. Making contact with a perforated ball possessed of the ability to move up, down, and sideways seemingly all…

Reel Life

2/17-2/20 If you think all black movies have to include the words “phat,” “dope” or “fly” in the dialogue, prepare to be schooled at the Arizona Black Film Showcase, which runs from Thursday, February 17, through Sunday, February 20, at South Mountain Community College, 7050 South 24th Street. “This event…

Taboo You

2/11-3/11 Get your drink on, get your freak on, and get your strap-on, because the 22nd annual Exotic Art Show is back again. “People who like to dress crazy and sexy can come here, and nobody gives them a problem,” says Baron Dixon, one of 60-plus artists exhibiting work in…

Mic Devious

Mathematicians believe there’s a formula for everything. Apparently, Mic Devious does, too. The Phoenix-based MC’s rhymes aren’t bad, but his song themes (how he’s the best MC and everybody else sucks, how he’s bangin’ the bomb-ass betties and don’t give a fuck about them beeyotches, how his dad abandoned him…

Bleeding Hearts

SAT 2/12 The tough chicks of Arizona Roller Derby aren’t your typical suckers for Valentine’s Day. In fact, give a Roller girl a rose, and she might just crush your heart. No, really, she might just rip the pulsing muscle out of your chest and blade right over it –…

Waist Not

SAT 2/12 She can flex her rippled six-pack one pop at a time. She wrote a book titled The Gut Book! Learn How to Lose Weight and Flaunt a Waist Like Mine!. But Nakarát (née Jennifer Gerhardt) isn’t a fitness instructor. She’s a teacher and performer of “Raks Sharqi” (“Dance…

Hank Material

WED 2/9 Many a music fan has declared Hank Williams III to be more about image than talent. They’ve accused the Misfits-loving, tattoo-wearing cowpunk of milking the hellbilly persona of a hard-drinkin’, Southern-fried outlaw, labeled him a novelty act, and sentenced him to forever toil in the shadow of grandpappy…

Ani DiFranco

On her latest album, Ani DiFranco exorcises ghosts, feigns death, and once again opens herself up to the world. While she’s never separated the personal from the political, Knuckle Down comes across as a direct reflection of her recent personal heartbreaks. DiFranco’s divorce is the subject of a few songs,…

Star Gays

2/4-2/6 Despite whispers of its demise, the OutFar! Lesbian & Gay Film Festival traipses on. Festival director Amy Ettinger thought this year’s event might be the last, and then she was barraged with ticket inquiries and film submissions. “I was looking at the stacks of stuff and almost had a…