SCA Frontman Joel Fox: From Lake Patrol to Deep Water

“You have an immaculate record. Some guys don’t trust an immaculate record. I do. I have an immaculate record.” — Captain Ellerby, from The Departed. We recalled this quote while looking recently at the 200-page personnel file of Captain Joel Fox. Fox, as regular readers of this blog know, is…

Judicial Watch Group Targets Double-Dipping by Phoenix Police Chief

Judicial Watch, a non-profit group based in Washington D.C., wants the state Attorney General’s Office to find a way to reduce the paycheck of Police Chief Jack Harris. The group wrote a letter to Attorney General Terry Goddard recently, asking him to file a lawsuit against the Phoenix Police Pension…

SCA Scandal: Elections Department and Recorder’s Office Find “Reasonable Cause” That Campaign Laws Were Broken

The Maricopa County Elections Department and Recorder’s Office announced this morning it had found “reasonable cause to believe that a number of individuals and entities” have violated the state’s campaign finance laws. According to the announcement: The finding was hand delivered to the Office of County Attorney Andrew Thomas this morning…

New Times Asking Court to Unseal Search Warrant Documents in SCA Case

  What did investigators find after executing a search warrant at the Gilbert home of Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office Captain Joel Fox? Call it the $315,000 question. Fox has been leading the public on a merry mystery tour for nearly a year, trickling out information about the SCA only under pressure…

Huppenthal Found Innocent of Theft of Campaign Sign

Republican State Senator John Huppenthal has been acquitted on charges that he improperly removed a campaign sign last election day.Huppenthal, who has represented Chandler as either state representative or senator since 1992, had been charged with theft of the sign and tampering with a political sign, both misdemeanors.The East Valley…

Phoenix Public Library Issues “Top Five Reasons” to Get Card

Are you broke, unemployed or just looking for cheap intellectual thrills? The Phoenix Public Library system is the perfect antidote to the bad economy. Even if you live in east Mesa or Fountain Hills, you can still get a Phoenix library card. (Sorry Apache Junction — you have to be…

Sheriff’s Office Training More Mounties on How to Detect Drug Impairment

The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office will be training “dozens” of Canadian Royal Mounted Police on drug detection techniques this week in the county jail. A few Mounties came to Phoenix earlier this year for the same thing, apparently funded by the Canadian government. Canada’s legendary police force may be able…

Vodka-Soaked Tampons and Anal Beer Bongs “Latest Trends” Among Teens? Really?

  The cybersphere has been flooded in recent days with “news” about vodka-soaked tampons and anal beer bongs. Much of this chatter apparently comes from an August 16 Channel 15 (KNXV-TV) interview with drug-treatment-facility spokeswoman Stephanie Siete, who listed “snorting vodka shots” and the tampon-and-beer-bong activities as things “teens are doing” these…

Chandler Cops Seek Circle K Robbery Suspect

​ Robbing a Circle K — how unoriginal. The alleged bandit in this photo waltzed into the store at 1262 West Chandler Boulevard, waving his gun around and demanding cash, Chandler cops say…

Your Crafty Kids’ Ornaments Might End Up on U.S. Capitol Christmas Tree

  Governor Jan Brewer is taking a few minutes to forget about the complex task of forging a state budget and focusing on something more fun: Christmas. Brewer is set to announce a statewide project on Thursday to have children across the state make 6,000 handcrafted ornaments for the U.S. Capitol Christmas…