“Blood Guardian” Movie Stars Local TV Reporter Mike Watkiss — As Victim

Longtime Channel 3 (KTVK-TV) reporter Mike Watkiss has a bit piece in the locally made movie, “Blood Guardian.”As in, blown to bits. (Or stabbed, rather — see Watkiss’ comment below).”They dispatch me promptly and effectively,” says Watkiss. He’s been in a few other small-time flicks, he says, enjoying the energy…

Speed Camera Alert: Three More “Super Speeders” Arrested in Homes

The Department of Public Safety released details on the arrests of who the agency calls “super speeders” — motorists caught by photo enforcement cameras on Valley freeways.Coincidentally, New Times called DPS last night about the issue, and wrote about it this morning.But get this — it turns out one of…

Phoenix Cops Bust Kidnapping Victim’s Buddies After Investigation

  Phoenix police recently arrested two kidnapping “victims” in a case that shows the challenges of investigating immigration-related crime. The incident occurred a few days ago, when police received a call about a suspected kidnapping involving a migrant, says. Lt. Lauri Burgett of the Phoenix police, who helps oversee a task force on home invasions and…

Arpaio’s Web Site Keeps Valley Informed — About E.J. Montini Columns

  Standoffs, suspected kidnappers, burning bodies, high-speed chases, animal abusers — the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office sure has a lot going on. But you’ll see none of those cases on Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s taxpayer-funded Web site. You can, however, read a column by Arizona Republic writer E.J. Montini. As of today, all…

Governor 2010: Anti-Brewer Conservatives are First to File

Three people have signed up to run for governor in next year’s election, including two conservatives who say they’re in the race specifically to counter Jan Brewer’s tax-increase proposal. Brewer, who fell into the governor’s chair when Janet Napolitano eloped with President Obama, has yet to file paperwork for the…

KTAR Pulls Stunt on Audience; Speed Camera Story Fake

Local radio station KTAR (92.3 FM) is giving New Times some competition in the joke article department, telling its audience today that Phoenix is getting 350 federally funded speed cameras. The online article ran with this hilarious map — which alone should have been a dead giveaway for readers. The…

Chewie Stays on Attack, Opens Full Blasters on HighGround Lobbyist Chuck Coughlin

Chuck Coughlin, the Republican heavyweight lobbyist of the HighGround PR firm, is a liberal-leaning, tax-supporting, poll-twisting propagandist — says the anonymous “Chewie” today on the right-wing blog Sonoran Alliance.The pachyderm rumble we’ve been covering is still rolling along, to our amusement, with the unnamed writer or group of writers at…

Obama on Noggin Channel for Kids is No April Fool’s Day Joke

Cable’s Nickelodeon Channel suddenly turned political before last year’s election, and its spin-off channel for pre-schoolers, Noggin, featured Obama spots for Black History Month.But now it’s April, and blatant Obama propaganda is still being run on Noggin, as we saw this morning. Here are the words to the short cartoon…

SCA Name Mystery Solved? Sheriff’s Office Director Owns Similar Domain Name

In trying to escape a $315,000 fine at an appeal hearing today, Captain Joel Fox (pictured) denied just about everything related to the political donation he made on behalf of the mysterious “SCA.” Fox even denied that “SCA” stands for “Sheriff’s Command Association,” even though the abbreviation had been spelled out that way numerous times in…

Arizona Trail Receives “National Scenic Trail” Designation From Feds

  Congress and President Obama have given “National Scenic Trail” Designation to the 807-mile Arizona Trail, bestowing extra protection and attention on the 21-year-old route. For local residents, this is just one more reminder that the trail awaits your bootprints. On cool spring days, few things sound better than an…

Pistachio Growers in Arizona Bracing for Impact of Salmonella Warning

  Arizona pistachio farmers are hoping the government soon lifts a blanket warning against eating the nuts, which was issued after a California batch tested positive for salmonella. So far, there’s no indication the illness-causing bacteria infects any Arizona products, but the FDA wants people to avoid anything containing pistachios until further notice…

Gambling Department Director Named by Governor Jan Brewer: Mark Brnovich, Legal Scholar

Legal scholar, activist, prosecutor and private prison official Mark Brnovich has been appointed director of the Arizona Department of Gaming. Scammers pay heed: This over-achieving barrister is just coming off a stint in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Arizona as a specialist in prosecuting gambling-related crimes. Followers of private-property-rights issues may…