Phoenix Police Officer In Charity Boxing Match Dies of Injuries

By Ray Stern Phoenix Police Officer Barry Scott, [pictured], who was collapsed after competing in a charity boxing match at the Fort McDowell Casino on Friday, died Tuesday. Scott had been in critical condition since his amateur fight with a local firefighter. As New Times reported today, one spectator says…

Phoenix Police Officer Critical After Charity Boxing Match

By Ray Stern Phoenix Police Officer Barry Scott [pictured] was “fighting for his life” Monday after an unsanctioned boxing event on Friday night at Fort McDowell Casino, police say. Sergeant Andy Hill, spokesman for Phoenix police, says it was a “tragic twist of fate” that Scott was injured while competing…

Andrew Thomas Invents New Type of Crime: “Latin America-Style Violence”

By Ray Stern There’s your typical, garden-variety USA-style violence. Even worse, Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas seems to imply in his latest press release, is the dreaded “Latin America-Style violence.” But like the propaganda Thomas put forth in a recent public service announcement, Thomas’ attempt to capitalize shamelessly on the…

Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Office Exonerates Deputy Of Racial Profiling

By Ray Stern As predicted in this blog, the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office decided Deputy Jesus Cosme did not commit racial profiling in a traffic stop described by the East Valley Tribune. Oddly, the Tribune still hasn’t written about the investigation of Cosme, which was sparked by the Trib’s own…

Dan Saban, King of the Undervotes

By Ray Stern As New Times reported yesterday, when Republicans in Maricopa County saw Andrew Thomas’ name on Tuesday’s ballot, nearly 18 percent chose not to vote for County Attorney. But Dan Saban, Democratic candidate for Maricopa County sheriff, convinced an even smaller fraction of his own party to vote…

Hang Glider Pilot Who Forgot To Buckle Up Was Local Realtor, Father

By Ray Stern What happened to hang glider pilot Kunio Yoshimura on Saturday was the sort of fatal blunder that reads like fodder for a Darwin award. As local news reports like this one detailed yesterday, Yoshimura forgot to connect himself to his hang glider before jumping off a windy…

Mill Avenue Ambassadors To Help Visitors “Form Memories of Fun”

The Downtown Tempe Community’s not just about scraping bird poop off the sidewalk. The Mill Avenue promotion company plans to deploy an army of eager, red-shirted volunteers to help visitors “form memories of fun and an easy-to-navigate destination.” The ambassadors will mainly answer visitors’ questions, (like, for example, “What happened…

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio Offers Jobs for Disgraced Cops

By Ray Stern When scandals chase veteran cops like Steve Boltz out of an upstanding institution like the Scottsdale Police Department, the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office is apparently always there to break the fall. Boltz, 43, then a school resource officer for Chaparral High School, was found last April to…

“Miss Sister 2008” Beauty Pageant For Nuns Has A Local Candidate

By Ray Stern An Italian priest who wants to host a beauty pageant for nuns called “Miss Sister 2008” should consider coming to Phoenix to take a Holy See at Christa Parra. Phoenix publications including the Catholic Sun, Arizona Republic and Arizona State University’s State Press have already held a…