Quarterback Kurt Warner was on his ass all day thanks to an Arizona Cardinals offensive line that couldn’t have held off Brophy Prep. Offensive lines can make or break football teams, and Arizona’s broke its team’s back Sunday afternoon. It’s a lucky thing no official stats are kept on offensive linemen because these guys would…
Down three players, the Phoenix Suns played toe to toe with the Los Angeles Lakers for four quarters before losing 115-110 at Staples Center. With the usual assortment of show-biz types in attendance Wednesday night, the Suns, with just eight players available, looked much better against the powerful Lakers than they had in…
Finally, the Suns got rid of tentative Boris Diaw — then they threw in defensive-minded Raja Bell for good mearure. At least, these were the name players the team jettisoned to acquire talented two-guard Jason Richardson (pictured after a dunk) from the Charlotte Bobcats. The 6-foot-6 Richardson is a far better offensive player than either Bell…
It was his first 30-point game since March 9, 2007 when he was with the Miami Heat. In fact, 36-year-old Shaquille O’Neal scored 35 points against the Milwaukee Bucks Tuesday night to lead the Suns to a 125-110 victory, the team’s largest point total of the year. We’d say this was a return to the…
The defense was stellar in the Arizona Cadinals’ division-clinching 34-10 win over the St. Louis Rams, forcing two fumbles and intercepting a pass in the end zone and returning it 100 yards for a score. But before we get too giddy and start ordering Super Bowl tickets, let’s remember that the Rams aren’t the worst…
Sober up. Carlos Boozer didn’t play in the Phoenix Suns’ two-point win over the Utah Jazz at US Airways Center. The Utah power forward, who’s logged 20 points and almost 12 rebounds a game this season, has missed 11 starts with a quadriceps injury. But there’s good news about Saturday night’s game:…
Diesel, where the hell were you? Where’s that team you bragged you’d hoist to an NBA championship in Phoenix? Nowhere to be found in the Suns 112-97 road loss to mighty Dirk Nowitzki (pictured) and his Dallas Mavericks, that’s where. Ain’t gonna happen with the way you (and for that matter, most of the team) played Thursday…
As bizzare as it may seem, we were thrilled by the Phoenix Suns’ road loss to the New Orleans Hornets 104-91. Playing without Shaquille O’Neal (resting, as usual, on the first of back-to-back games) and Steve Nash (flu-like symptons), the Suns looked much better Wednesday night against a good team than they have –…
Two loses to two terrible-to-mediocre teams in the past two games. In fact, the Phoenix Suns are 2-2 against such opponents in the past four games. Did we mention that Amare Stoudemire got two technical fouls, the latter of which put him in the locker room and pretty much assured a Suns 117-109…
The tryptophan and the Tom Collinses put us under during the second half of the Arizona Cardinals’ game with the Philadelphia Eagles. Sleep was a tender mercy, because replay of the last two quarters demonstrates that the Eagles continued to dine on Red Bird for the whole game. The 48-20 loss,…
Suns Coach Terry Porter (pictured) is always stressing defense. But, while he’s gotten the team to respond some, he hasn’t gotten it to respond much. Look at Thanksgiving Eve’s 110-102 road win over the Minnesota Timberwolves.First of all the Timberwolves are a 3-10 team. Their only big threat is forward Al Jefferson,…
Never underestimate the heart of a champion. We forget who said that, but it was Steve Nash who willed an overpowered Phoenix Suns team to a 99-98 victory Tuesday night over the Thunder in Oklahoma City. Yeah, you heard that right, the now 1-14 Okie Thunder bitch-slapped the star-laden Suns for all but the…
It’s about the fast-break points, stupid! The Phoenix Suns, though way off last year’s pace, had six in their weekend game against the Portland Trail Blazers. We wouldn’t say they dominated the Blazers, but they held on to win at home 102-92. In other words, hope was reborn, after the Suns’…
Look out, dork: We may see you again in the playoffs. The difference in the Arizona Cardinals 37-29 loss to the New York Giants on Sunday was special teams. The Giants’ played better. Take kick returner Dominik Hixon, who had run-backs of 83 and 68 yards to set up two Giants’ scores. These more than offset kickoff…
The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office is knocking on New Times’ door again. Investigators from the MCSO’s Special Victims Unit contacted staff writer Stephen Lemons following Thursday’s arrest of activist Jarrett Maupin II. The detectives asked that Lemons come to MCSO offices for questioning about what the former mayoral candidate and…
Earth to Suns Coach Terry Porter: Shaq’s an old man. You can’t play down to his level. After last night’s drubbing by the Los Angeles Lakers, we almost missed departed (for the New York Knicks) Coach Mike D’Antoni. Hey, we said almost. The jury’s still out on whether Porter’s a…
By Paul Rubin Well ahead in the votes counted, Sheriff Joe Arpaio strutted into the Phoenix Civic Center South Hall a few minutes ago and had this to say: “This is not my last campaign! People hear me, not my last campaign! I don’t want to bad-mouth the media, but…
Contrary to newswire accounts, our lawsuit against Sheriff Joe Arpaio, County Attorney Andrew Thomas and former special prosecutor Dennis Wilenchik is not dead, though parts of it have been compromised by the latest ruling. What is true is that Federal Judge Susan Bolton found little wrong when this cadre of…
Published online: Wednesday, January 11, 2006, 3:10 p.m. MST We at New Times would’ve gotten a big laugh out of all the pompous posturing by the likes of Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas, Arizona Senate President Ken Bennett and the fawning Arizona Republic, except for one thing: These yokels, over…
Arizona State University President Michael Crow’s acting more like Dean Vernon Wormer all the time. Sighing and shaking his head like the Animal House character at the antics of his campus charges, I can almost hear him bellowing: “Looks like somebody forgot that there’s a ban on alcoholic beverages! You’ve…
Notorious former Los Angeles police chief Daryl Gates must have 50 IQ points on Joe Arpaio. Don’t get me wrong, Gates was just as tyrannical as the self-proclaimed “toughest sheriff in America.” He ran the LAPD as a paramilitary force. The police chief who spawned the L.A. riots — and…
Imagine my shock the other Sunday when I picked up the Arizona Republic and there it was on the front page (above the fold, even): “Polygamist sect target of Arizona-Utah inquiry.” Arizona’s largest daily newspaper was following John Dougherty’s groundbreaking New Times stories on a Mormon polygamist sect in northern…
