Roger Sensing: The Eveready jackass who just keeps on losing…

Amateur Mel Tillis impersonator and furniture-peddler Roger Sensing, acting like a pinche cabron, as usual, as he talks to Salvador Reza. (Photo courtesy of Eduardo Barraza of Barriozona.com.) The more I read and learn about Roger Sensing, the more I realize the guy is one class-A S.O.B., even though he…

Self-Mutilation

Jornaleros rise early. At the crack of dawn on a cold Sunday morning, there are about 30 or so day laborers milling about at the Macehualli Work Center near 25th Street and Bell Road, drinking coffee and waiting for jobs. And while I wait with them, immigrants-rights activist Salvador Reza…

FILTHY, FILTHY LUCRE: Andrew Thomas wants your dough, as Thomas’ former intern digs for dirt on Gerald Richard.

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Hen Party

Anyone surprised Mayor Phil “Goober” Gordon’s turned clucker on Phoenix Police Department Operations Order 1.4.3, folding like a cardboard box to the nativists? After all, this is the same pusillanimous pipsqueak who cowered behind his mommy when The Bird lobbed a few tough questions at him during his reelection campaign…

Why Robert Robb’s a fatuous fat-head, and Roger Sensing’s no angel.

Tell me about the rabbits again, George… Goofy, giraffe-necked doofus Robert Robb is easily The Arizona Republic’s most fatuous scribbler. And with competition like E.J. “Puddin’Head” Montini and Laurie “I hate drunk Mexicans” Roberts, that’s some accomplishment! Robb, though, is different from his colleagues in this respect: He really reckons…

Dropping like a hot rock: Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s numbers go further south; Terry Goddard whips Candy Thomas’ keister in test election.

Despite today’s analysis from Arizona Republic reporter Yvonne Wingett that “Arpaio is still a rock star as far as politicians go,” a new Rocky Mountain Poll shows that Sheriff Joe’s numbers have slipped even further than a Cronkite-Eight Poll from last month revealed. Released just before Thanksgiving, the Cronkite-Eight Poll…

Kentucky-Fried Joe

You know it’s bad when Nickel Bag Joe doesn’t sell out in Sun City West. Yep, The Bird made the trek to the mythical land of geezers on golf carts to attend the Joe Arpaio Roast put on by local Republicans, and was surprised to see only about 400 or…

The impending bloody Christmas at Pruitt’s.

These children could be killed in the crossfire… White supremacist Damon Ashenfelter (third from left), one of the several extremists present on Saturday. The sign held by the first man on the left is a vicious, racist lie. Will blood flow through the parking lot of Pruitt’s Furniture this Christmas…

Jokes you won’t hear at the Joe Arpaio roast…

If you ask me, Joe likes playing with puppies a little too much… This canine is older and wiser… By now, most folks have surely heard of the Joe Arpaio roast local Republicans are holding in Sun City at the Maricopa County Events Center. Sun City! Everyone there’s gonna look…

Disorderly conduct charge, er, reappears against Ray Stern; Disagreements officially verboten in Michele Iafrate’s offices by order of the Selective Enforcement Unit!

Ever see a lawyer who doesn’t like to argue? Well, now you have, Michele Iafrate, the alleged legal beagle whose complaint re: Ray Stern got him cited for “disorderly conduct.” Since the posting of my Monday blog item, “The new Nick Tarr? Reporter Ray Stern’s disorderly conduct charge mysteriously disappears…,”…