I know noth-ink, NOTH-INK about zee Lacey-Larkin arrests… Anybody get a load of the recent statement from toxic-mold specialist and former special prosecutor Dennis Wilenchik? They should call the dood Pass-the-Buck Wilin-chuck for the way he’s thrown his legal lackeys under the bus, tryin’ to dodge all responsibility for the…

Goddard: His masculinity is a work in progress… So yesterday, someone sends me a copy of this letter Attorney General Terry Goddard fired off to County Attorney Andrew Thomas mentioning the New Times case, and asking that Thomas recuse his office from the investigation and have it “transferred immediately to…

No surprise today that Judge Anna Baca unsealed all the records of the grand jury in the New Times case. Actually, according to her, there was technically no grand jury yet, so the stuff wasn’t really secret! (Huh?) Specifically, she said that is was OK for her to release the…

Check this video of Tuesday’s press conference by County Attorney Andrew Thomas, featuring his fake outrage about the Arizona Republic having a link online to a County Recorder document listing his address and the name of his four kids. Okay, so if you were really worried about the safety of…

Ankarlo not only digs smooching the Sheriff’s butt, he also enjoys the occasional snack. I didn’t really have time to be on KTAR today, engaging in verbal fisticuffs with the Mormon-owned radio station’s premier right-wing lip-flapper. But the offer was hard to turn down for two reasons: 1) I’m addicted…

Enjoy this delicious video of County Attorney Candy “Babyface” Thomas admitting to a major eff-up yesterday in the effort to prosecute New Times by using his private attack-schnauzer Dennis Wilencheckbook, who’s reportedly earned nearly $2 mil of the public’s dough working for former employee Thomas. Check out the very end…

County Attorney Thomas, admitting major mistakes and backing off the criminal prosecution of New Times. In a stunning capitulation to an overwhelming public backlash, Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas announced in a press conference this afternoon charges against New Times founders Michael Lacey and Jim Larkin are being dismissed and…

VVM Executive Editor Michael Lacey talking to reporters earlier this a.m. after being released from MCSO custody. Village Voice Media Executive Editor Michael Lacey was released from PHX’s 4th Avenue Jail around 4 a.m. this morning after being arrested Thursday evening by plainclothes agents of the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office…

New Times founders Jim Larkin (left) and Michael Lacey (right), now under arrest. Plainclothes Maricopa County Sheriff’s officers arrested New Times founders, Village Voice Media Executive Editor Michael Lacey and Chairman/CEO Jim Larkin at their homes late Thursday evening for revealing grand jury information in their recent story Grand Jury…

The iron fist in the velvet glove: Smoothie Judge Burke crushes the C.A. and Wilenchik’s 10.1 motion like it was an empty Pepsi can. In a quick ruling on yesterday’s 10.1 hearing in which County Attorney Candy Thomas’ well-paid attack schnauzer Dennis “Demon Dog” Wilenchik asked for Judge Timothy Ryan…

The Wily One, minus his trademark granny-glasses. Today I stared into the piercing pupils of PHX’s legal Demon Dog, the Bane of the Blackrobes, that Pugnacious Pit-Bull of Jurisprudence, Dennis, “the Menace” Wilenchik. And as Nietzsche once wrote of “the Abyss,” The Wily One stared back. OK, that’s a little…

Candy “Babyface” Thomas, minus his Dirty Sanchez mustache. Amazing that the Arizona Capitol Times buried this story on page 8 of their current issue: “State Bar files ethics complaint against County Attorney.” (Sorry there’s no link: you have to be a subscriber.) The piece offers a recap of the ongoing…

The MCSO’s Wells Fargo building brain trust, getting the tip-off on yet another Arpaio assassination “plot.” Somewhere Max Sennett’s skeleton’s rolling over in its dirt crib. His Keystone Kops — Fatty Arbuckle and all — couldn’t hold a taper to the laugh riot induced by reading the nearly 200-page MCSO…

MAIA’s Michelle Dallacroce, the closest thing the nativists have to Julia Roberts in Erin Brockovich. Being that I’m both pro-inebriation and what the anti-illegals crowd likes to call a champion of “open borders,” I normally might feel conflicted over a catfight between MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Drivers) and MAIA (Mothers…

What outlandish legal maneuver will the Wily Wilenchik pull next? The presiding judge of the Maricopa County Superior Court, Judge Barbara “Badass” Mundell has shot down an unprecedented bit of legal subterfuge by County Attorney Candy “Babyface” Thomas and his well-paid henchman, Demon Dog Dennis “the Menace” Wilenchik. Candy and…

Rick Romley, coolest effin’ Republican I know of… I called former MCAO Rick Romley yesterday to get a quote about his endorsement of Dan Saban for Sheriff in ’08 over Nickel Bag Joe, and ended up discussing loads of stuff: the recent Wilenchik-Ryan donnybrook; current MCAO Candy “Babyface” Thomas; and…

PHX radio station KTAR 92.3 FM’s a real conundrum. As far as reporting local, breaking news, they do a pretty good job sometimes. And they have an increasingly solid Web site, with interesting stories that they’ve either cribbed from other sources or have done original reporting on. This, despite the…

Just got this press release from the Saban camp announcing that former Republican County Attorney Rick Romley is endorsing now-Democrat Dan Saban for Sheriff in ’08 over Sheriff Joe Arpaio. I’m on deadline right now and don’t have time to follow-up, but I’ll call Romley in the A.M. to confirm…

Round one of the Wilenchik-Ryan donnybrook. (We’ve improved the video a bit on these. Don’t know why Round 2 is so choppy, but at least the sound is better.) For fans of scintillating courtroom drama, here finally are highlights from last Wednesday’s legal rumble between PHX pit bull attorney Dennis…