Bird Alert

Sheriff Nickel Bag Joe Arpaio’s a regular investigatin’ fool these days, pokin’ his bulbous, veiny snout into light rail, Maricopa County community colleges, Attorney General Terry Goddard’s bidness, and now, Phoenix city government’s travel reimbursements. At the beginning of this month, the Sheriff put in a public records request to…

Is the Repugnant’s Laurie Roberts an anti-Mexican bigot?

AZ’s anti-immigrant Erma Bombeck… Maybe the AZ Repugnant’s soccer-momish columnist Laurie Roberts isn’t a Hispanic-hatin’ hausfrau, but she sure sounds like one sometimes. Take Lame-o Laurie’s latest screed, her June 23rd opinion piece titled “Another victim of uncontrolled border,” in which she blames a death by DUI on the lack…

Slapstick Scammers

Golly-Pete does this daffy dodo love those old, black-and-white Three Stooges shorts, ‘specially the ones with the classic lineup of Larry Fine, Moe Howard, and Moe’s bro Curly Howard. Many a Saturday morn of this yardbird’s youth was spent yukkin’ it up at the screwball antics of those comedic dumbasses,…

Who’s the bigger (media) whore: Joe Arpaio or Paris Hilton?

Christ, Joe, put your tongue back in your mouth… If you have to think about your answer to the question above, you haven’t been in Maricopa County for very long. Still even if you’re a newbie, watching dirty ol’ Joe salivating before cameras over the Paris Hilton controversy taking place…

Seymour Hersh at the IRE Conference in Phoenix

Sly Sy, raggin’ on Neocons, editors, and the Iraq War. Nothing’s more boring than a conference room full of “serious” journalists. Unless Seymour Hersh is in it. The legendary investigative reporter, who nabbed a Pulitzer back in 1970 for exposing the My Lai massacre in Vietnam and who’s still breaking…

Bird Boycott

The Bird, a racist? That’s the accusation leveled by a cowardly campaign of avian-haters, featuring form letters denouncing this funky feathered fiend being sent to some New Times advertisers. The malignant missives are addressed “Dear Business Owner” and sound like some nasty little chain-mail scheme from back in the day…