Best Predictable Catastrophe
Corbin Burnes
It’s a tale as old as time — or, at least, as old as the Diamondbacks. Coming off an encouraging season, a frugal ownership decides to swing big for a star pitcher. Then, seemingly as punishment for that hubristic aspiration, the baseball gods curdle that signing faster than milk left in the Arizona sun. It happened with Zack Greinke, who helped the Diamondbacks to one playoff berth in four seasons before the team traded him, sending money to cover part of his gargantuan salary. It happened with Madison Bumgarner, who sucked immediately after signing with Arizona and who ultimately was cut with more than a year left on his contract. When the Diamondbacks signed star pitcher Corbin Burnes to a six-year, $210 million contract, why would anyone expect anything different? Sure enough, Burnes blew out his elbow after 11 starts, requiring surgery that could keep him out through the end of next season. It sucked, and every jaded Diamondbacks fan saw it coming. Then again, what is baseball if not a constant reminder of the futility of hope?