Best Sports Splurge
The only outfield swimming pool in Major League Baseball is low-key a national celebrity. Whenever a slugger swats a homer into the pool (or adjacent hot tub), highlight shows are obliged to air the splash. Across America, fans everywhere ooooooh. But even on the slowest of offensive nights, you cannot go wrong watching the game neck-deep in chlorinated water. For a mere, uh, $7,000 to $9,000 or so, depending on the visiting team’s appeal, you and up to 34 friends can lock down the pool patio, complete with your own usher and lifeguard, and all the food and drinks you can inhale. If a homer nails you in the trunks, you’ll become a national celebrity. Until then, you’re still a local celebrity, which totally counts. Peel off your shirt to hop into the pool, and fans in the outfield ooooooh. Knock back a cold one and squint toward home plate. The dream was, in fact, not so far out of reach. Just ask Roger Kieschnick, the former Diamondbacks outfielder who in 2013 belted his lone career homer straight into this very pool. Splash down even once, and you’ll not forget it.