Best Gag Gifts
Know someone who needs a slingshot that flings plastic poo? Or maybe a bar of beer-scented soap? How about a bag of crucifix-shaped “Mac and Cheesus Pasta” (taste the blasphemy!) or a pair of penis-shaped earrings etched with “suck me”? Grab your wallet and head to Whozitz and Whatzitz, the Phoenix gift shop where good taste gets checked at the door. Step inside and you’ll find the Valley’s gaudiest bazaar of gag gifts, novelty items and knickknacks nobody asked for but everyone secretly wants. Merman figurines mix with Magnetic Jesus Dress Up kits (including BDSM and Lady Gaga versions) and “Racing Roaches” (a.k.a. cockroach-shaped toy cars). There are also ass-shaped stress balls, “sexual passion crystals” and enough dragon-inspired merch to rival a “Game of Thrones” convention. The zombie-repellent soap? Tragically sold out. It’s the kind of shop your ironic hipster buddy or delightfully unhinged aunt would absolutely lose it over.