Best Mall
To visit Fashion Square is to glimpse an alternate dimension where Jeff Bezos presumably went to work for NASA and American retailers still flex in brick and mortar. This behemoth shopping destination feels like a cruise ship and a hotel bathroom had a marble-tiled baby where your Zara, your Hermes, your Lululemon, as well as your Gucci and Burberry and Tesla, all exist in multichord harmony with thriving anchor stores: Neiman Marcus, Dillard’s, Macy’s, Dick’s. Put your phone in airplane mode and loiter the heck out of these luxe digs. Park yourself at Harkins to take in a blockbuster or an indie flick; swing by the Apple store to browse with your buttered-popcorn fingers; or make like 2Chainz and bury yourself in the 12,000-square-foot Louis store, then teleport to the ’90s by dropping by an actual Gap (no Factory here). This is how the 1% lives, probably? Wandering through a cathedral of global capitalism? Sure, they probably don’t stop for selfies at Sunglass Hut or silently wonder how they might shoplift a sweatshirt dress from H&M for funsies. But then again they probably get their own frisson when spending $600 at Versace for a literal tote bag. They have to feel that, right? Or else what would be the point?