Desperate Housewives

Your husband sucks. So do the husbands of your two best girlfriends (whom you actually don’t know all that well, and aren’t sure you even like). Yours has been busted for embezzling money from his employer and has taken up hunting, leaving bloody deer carcasses in your basement. One of…

“Geoffrey Beene: Trapeze” Lecture

Beene compatriots Patsy Tarr and Abbott Miller speak about the late fashion designer’s work in conjunction with the new exhibit of the same name. Wed., Nov. 11, 7 p.m., 2009…

Beene There, Done That

Sarah Palin may think she can smack her googly grinning face on the map by Going Rogue, but, Sarah darling, it’s been done. Besides, it takes more than a Lindsay Lohan-like resignation speech and a book deal to be a true rogue. Palin’s got a long way to go if…

Something You’ll Wanna See

Hear some new music by indie experimental band Everything I’ve Never Seen, then take it home with you when they play Chyro Arts Saturday, November 7. The band releases their new 7-song, self-titled EP and gives out free copies to fans. EINS plays noisy, electronic-tinged instrumental tracks, a couple of…

Furious Fete

The P-Town b-boy and hip-hop dance collective marks its 16th year of existence with a weekend-long celebration of fresh rhymes and killer moves. It kicks off with a Thursday-night throwdown featuring plenty of MCs and DJs doing their thing. Fri., Nov. 6, 9 p.m., 2009…

Electronic Dreams

Three different bands, three disparate takes on how to mix electronica into their eccletic sound palattes. Indiana two-piece Totally Michael blends electro with indie pop sound in such upbeat hits as “Casual Satisfaction” and “Winona.” Meanwhile, Texas trio Best Fwends adds in keyboard and drum-machine weirdness to their gutteral punk…

Eat

MY TOWN: Jan Wichayanuparp and Helen Yung Jan Wichayanuparp and Helen Yung are our kind of tastemakers. At Sweet Republic, their hip, eco-conscious ice cream shop in north Scottsdale, they dream up novel flavors like Chocolate Guinness, Cashew Turtle, and Cabernet Poached Pear. Everything’s made fresh daily, which means these…

Party

MY SCOTTSDALE: Nicole Danis Nicole Danis knows Scottsdale like the back of her manicured hand. It’s a necessity in her line of work as head concierge for the Mondrian Scottsdale. If she’s with gal pals, the night starts at such Scottsdale Waterfront spots as Upstairs at Estate House. “Their drinks…

Play

MY TOWN: Susan Speidel Eighteen years ago, Detroit native Susan Speidel literally pointed at a map with her eyes closed and her finger landed on Arizona. Now she can’t imagine being anywhere else. “I love the land,” she says. “It looks like the earth burped, and the mountains sprang up!”…

Style

Here’s a Scottsdale paradox: Many of its most fashionable residents sport clothing purchased elsewhere — meaning New York, Los Angeles, Paris, and Milan. Enter Barneys, the chic New York department store that landed here last month. The name alone is guaranteed to make the heart of any fashionista (or fashionister)…

Shine: Your Pocket Guide to Scottsdale

Scottsdale “Style” by Deborah Sussman Susser “Play” Scottsdale by Wynter Holden “Eat” Scottsdale by Michele Laudig “Party” Scottsdale by Benjamin Leatherman…

Ignite Phoenix 5: Countdown to Ignition

Last night hundreds of people flooded the Tempe Center for the Arts for Ignite Phoenix 5, a presentation series that gives 18 people five minutes and twenty slides to talk about their passions. I would have happily joined them, but I was too busy pacing back and forth back stage,…

Arty Girl: Hector Ruiz and DOSE at Bentley

Now, Arty Girl doesn’t usually like to double dip on covering art events. This time around, however, we’ve got two artists, two gallery locations and two receptions. So it seems only appropriate that there would be two blips of coverage on the Phoenix New Times radar.Yep, the exhibition, “colLABORation” certainly…

Arty Girl: A Couple Things…ASU Today, SMoCA on Wednesday

First, you have just two days to get a little scratch together and purchase tickets for the “Nick Cave: Meet Me at the Center of the Earth” lecture and soundsuit performance. But you already knew that, right? I mean, we’ve written a night & day piece and an entire review…

Haunted House Review: The Gauntlet

BY JENNIFER FRY Where: The Gauntlet at Golfland in Mesa. 155 W Hampton Ave
Mesa, AZ 85210 Overview: The Gauntlet is a dark, indoor attraction focusing on mazes and diversion tactics. The theme is The Black Plague in Europe in the 1300s. Without the narrator at the beginning, the theme may…

Curtains: Poe at Soul Invictus

A new educational performance company is in town, scaring your kids and introducing them to actual literature. And they are kicking ass at it, based on the public performances of Poe that Arizona Curriculum Theater is currently presenting at Soul Invictus. (The Emily Dickinson programming in their catalog might not be as…

Arty Girl: Monsters of Folk Mural…No Thanks

Ok, just a warning: I’m going to be mean in this blog. But I assert that anything I say here does not hold a candle to the suffering I feel everyday on my way to work, when I’ve had to take in a begrudging eyeful of the Monsters of Folk…