Anita and Secrets of Sweet Sixteen

Midnite Movie Mamacita presents the 1973 “steamy Scandinavian schoolgirl sex-a-thon” starring Christina Lindberg, a.k.a. “the sultry, baby-faced beauty of Swedish erotica” and/or the “Swedish jailbait Jezebel.” Fri., May 1, 9 p.m.; Sat., May 2, 5 & 9 p.m., 2009…

Death Becomes Them

We know what you’re thinking. Napalm Death, the founders of grindcore, circa 1982, is still around? What can they offer the metal world following nearly three decades of sonic brutality that has included numerous changes in sound and personnel? Well, listen to the group’s newest, Time Waits for No Slaves,…

Margaritaville

God bless the souls of Don Cenobio Sauza and José María Guadalupe Cuervo. Why? Because they’re the crafty cats who first imported the spirituous concoction known as Tequila to the U.S. from Mexico in the 1870s. Thus, they gave our country one of its favorite mind-erasers. So be sure to…

Sidestepping Sports Movie Clichés, Sugar Hits the Sweet Spot

Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck have transformed some of the saggiest, most clichéd genres with smarts, non-screechy politics, superb acting, and visual beauty. Though, on paper, its premise could have easily elicited groans, Half Nelson — their 2006 feature debut (that Fleck directed and the two co-wrote) about a white…

Revenge of a King Is a Thuggish Hamlet

Okay, seriously: I’m too old and too uncool and, frankly, too white to have enjoyed Black Theatre Troupe’s Revenge of a King. Herb Newsome’s freaked-out retelling of Hamlet was, in a word, annoying. Yo. The only thing I dislike more than Shakespeare is contemporized Shakespeare, and the only thing I…

Matthew McConaughey Is Scary Bad in Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

Two weeks after jowly Matthew Perry transformed into pretty Zac Efron to relive his adolescence in 17 Again, Warner Bros. releases Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, another backward and backward-looking child-is-father-to-the-man rom-com, with Matthew McConaughey, who, 18 years Efron’s senior and slightly butcher, has just a few more years of prettiness…

Arty Girl: Kathryn, A Printmaker at Five 15 Arts

Let’s start getting fired up for First Friday, shall we?First on the docket is a show that caught my eye for two reasons:1. It’s an exhibition of prints2. It’s an exhibition of prints by chicks named Kathryn or Catherine or KatherineYep, this show is right up my alley. I love…

X-Men Origins: Wolverine World Premiere Direct From Tempe

“We’re not here for a premiere, we’re not here for the stars, we’re here to make history thanks to you!” A roar of applause echoed through the parking lot at Tempe Marketplace as Dan Harkins, owner of Harkins Theaters, thanked a crowd for bringing the world premiere of X-Men Origins:…

Arty Girl: The Paper Studio Close-out Sale

I do this every month: the week before a First Friday, I plan to pimp the ever living out of it on this blog and I never do.That’s because, inevitably, things like this come along…The Paper Studio is closing its doors and is trying to sell all of its fabulous…

Arty Girl: Phoenix Contemporary Design Fair

If you’re reading this blog, I’m assuming you’re the kind of person who likes to look at pretty things.And there are a lot of pretty things in this town you can look at today and tomorrow (lucky you!).The fourth annual Phoenix Contemporary Design Fair started today at 10 a.m. and…

Margaritaville

God bless the souls of Don Cenobio Sauza and José María Guadalupe Cuervo. Why? Because they’re the crafty cats who first imported the spirituous concoction known as Tequila to the U.S. from Mexico in the 1870s. Thus, they gave our country one of its favorite mind-erasers. So be sure to…

It’s Britney, Bitch

You gotta love Britney Spears and her “ventilation issues.” If she’s not flashing her hairless pudenda at grateful paparazzi while spilling out of Paris Hilton’s sports car, she’s taking an unscheduled 30-minute breather in the middle of a recent concert in Canada because of lingering cigarette smoke. Don’t you see?…

Bootie Call

If you’re into the genre of mashups, no doubt you’ve heard of the dope DJ duo of Adrian and the Mysterious D (a.k.a. A Plus D). Over the past six years, the punky San Francisco couple have pimped the art form of smashing together songs, either through their own masterful…

Folk You

One of the things I love best about Bright Eyes (yes, I unapologetically love Bright Eyes) is the way the band mingles so many rootsy sounds in songs that end up sounding contemporary. It’s for that reason, and not just Matthew Reveles’ vulnerable, emotive vocals, that I compare the Tempe…

Metal Misfits

Maybe it’s because I don’t listen to a lot of it in my off hours, but I’m constantly surprised by the depth and quality of the Phoenix metal scene. I’ve yet to have a bad local metal record come across my desk, and this week didn’t change that. Hemoptysis isn’t…

The River Wild

Okkervil River’s new release, The Stage Names (Jagjaguwar), was created with an eye to fun and frivolity (per notes from songwriting frontman Will Sheff). Lucky us! ‘Cause the lyrics — featuring suicidal poets and porn stars, burned-out man-children and their shut-down lovers — could really harsh one’s mellow otherwise. Musically,…

The Edge of Taste feat. Ed Kowalczyk, Art Alexakis, & Jimmy Newquist

The lead singers for Live, Everclear, and Caroline’s Spine perform to raise funds for Boys & Girls Clubs of Metropolitan Phoenix in conjunction with the annual culinary blowout called Taste 2009. Matthew Moon opens. (Newquist of C-Spine is pictured.) Sun., April 26, noon, 2009…

Elephant Mountain Fortress Hike

Generally speaking, we frown on guided hikes. The Sonoran Desert is not the Louvre, and true hikers hardly need to have someone spell out its (fairly obvious) magnificence. The extraordinary exception is the Elephant Mountain Fortress Hike. The relatively difficult seven-miler takes participants into the park’s achingly beautiful backcountry for…

Dark Sky Telescope Hike

We have some pretty sick fantasies, but none ever centered on staring at the night sky through a telescope. Undaunted general-punishment gluttons can rendezvous at the secluded Estrella Mountain Regional Park for this 3.7-mile jaunt up the Toothaker Trail that ends at arguably the best place in the Valley to…