Arty Girl: Will Wilson and Steven Yazzie at the Heard Museum

I have a feeling this Friday night is going to be one of those nights where I’m so overwhelmed with art options, I become socially paralyzed and don’t know what to do with myself.Already, we’ve got Third Friday art walk and the ASU Kurt Weiser opening, but I’ll just take…

Arty Girl: Kurt Weiser at ASU Ceramics Research Center

Arty or not, we’ve all tried to draw or paint as children (at the very least). Many of us, after discovering how difficult it is to accurately recreate something as simple as an apple or a plant just give up and resort to stick figures for the rest of our…

Arty Girl: SMoCA’s Seriously Funny Stuff

Being the avid New Times reader that you undoubtedly are (oh, you!), you’ve probably already heard of the opening of “Seriously Funny” tonight at Scottsdale Museum of Contemporary Art. If you haven’t, just click here so my fellow writer, Wynter Holden, can fill you in.So, yes, there’s an opening tonight…

Renaissance Faire 101: The What Not to Wear Episode

Hark! The Arizona Renaissance Festival is back for another glorious year, and that means giant turkey legs, jousts to the death, and big-breasted babes in bodices. We’ll drink to that — with a tankard of ale, natch! If you want to fit in with this carny crowd, you’ll need proper…

Lost Dutchman Arizona Marathon

The P.F. Chang’s Marathon is a 26.2-mile run for sissies. What say you? Yep, even our creaky bodies could make it through at least part of it, thanks to all the urban distractions such as bands and cheering fans. But for a no-frills, rustic run through the natural desert wilderness,…

SMoCA Public Birthday Party

Scottsdale Museum of Contemporary Art celebrates its 10th anniversary with various activities, including live music by Kirsten Cuzick-Plambeck and Khani Cole (pictured), food by Arcadia Farms, hands-on projects for the kids, and games. Sun., Feb. 15, 12-6 p.m., 2009…

NBA All-Star Saturday Night 3-D Live Broadcast

Don’t wanna empty your bank account to see the Shooting Stars, Skills Challenge, Three-Point Shootout, and Slam Dunk competitions? See ’em all live in the new 3-D tech on the big screen at Surprise’s UltraStar theater for a mere $20. Sat., Feb. 14, 6 p.m., 2009…

Z-Trip Goes to School

In town for a show at Bar Smith tonight, the famed DJ performs and talks about his career and craft for SCC students and the general public in the Peridot Room. Wed., Feb. 18, 4-6 p.m., 2009…

Kobe: Doin’ Work

Spike Lee focused 30 cameras on Kobe Bryant in a 2008 game against the San Antonio Spurs to capture the L.A. Lakers superstar in dynamic action for this ESPN Films documentary. The screening is sponsored by the Legends of Basketball, the official retired players association of the NBA, ABA, and…

Smoked Out

In his bedroom, Mike Roberts has a mural comprised of old gig fliers posters and ads where someone has egregiously misspelled Smoky Mountain Skullbusters’ name wrong. “This was the flyer to our first show, December 9, 2001 “ he says. “And Smoky is spelled wrong. And look at this—‘Rocky Mountain…

Tom Chambers Autograph Signing

The Suns great signs his John Hancock in conjunction with NBA All-Star Weekend. Fri., Feb. 13, 5-6 p.m., 2009…

NBA All-Star Block Party

The outdoor fest, a first for All-Star Weekend, features player appearances, concerts, live broadcasts by TNT and NBA TV, video-game kiosks, various hoops-themed activities, and an NBA Store. Thu., Feb. 12, 4-10:30 p.m.; Fri., Feb. 13, 4-10:30 p.m.; Sat., Feb. 14, 2-10:30 p.m.; Sun., Feb. 15, 2-10:30 p.m., 2009…

“Seriously Funny”

Humor-centric works by contemporary artists Kjellgren Alkire, Tamy Ben-Tor, Alejandro Diaz, Christian Jankowski, Nina Kachadourian, and others. (Pictured: Diaz’s Breakfast Tacos at Tiffany’s, 2003. Courtesy of the artist and The Happy Lion Gallery, Los Angeles. (c) Alejandro Diaz.) Tuesdays-Sundays. Starts: Feb. 14. Continues through July 5, 2009…

The Universe of Keith Haring

Rome-based director Christina Clausen will be on hand to introduce her film about the late American contemporary art icon. Sun., Feb. 15, 1 p.m., 2009…

Rainbow Trail Long Loop Hike

Tackle this lovely, relatively difficult trail while the weather’s cool. The guided hike takes about five hours. Thu., Feb. 12, 10 a.m.-3 p.m., 2009…