Unsexy Beast

Herewith, for your entertainment/discussion, an Unofficial Top 8 Highlights of Comedian Gilbert Gottfried’s Career: 8) His “You fool!”-spouting regular on the late Nineties/early Aughts version of Hollywood Squares 7) Jerry the Belly Button Elf, Ren & Stimpy 6) various, VH1’s Best Week Ever 5) his proclivity for voicing various birds,…

Board Exams

The new semester starts in just a few days. Thank God? Yes, because if you’re like us, you’re probably looking for anything to break the routine of lounging on the couch or by the pool. Seriously, though, you don’t really want to go back to school, especially after checking out…

Fish Out of Water

May 20 was a red-letter day for this year’s Arizona Diamondbacks team – red meaning scarlet. Up to that point, the young D-Backs were 27-16, the toast of the baseball world, and poised to lock up the National League West crown. In May. Then came 5/20, Miami, and that friggin’…

Meet the Filmmaker: Jenny Pond

The indie filmmaker introduces the documentary Poison Wind, a chronicle she and partner Norman Patrick Brown made about the blight caused by uranium mining in the Grand Canyon and other points in the American Southwest. On her Web site, www.jennypond.com, Pond says she and Brown hope to “raise the level…

Across the Universe

The charming, anti-cynical storyline of Julie Taymor’s odd 2007 love story gets lost behind the film’s “device”: its characters move the story along, Moulin Rouge-style, by singing plot-appropriate Beatles songs, including “Girl,” “Why Don’t We Do It in the Road?”, “Helter Skelter,” “If I Fell,” and “Strawberry Fields Forever.” Jim…

XXY

The beautifully photographed 2007 indie film from Argentina’s Lucía Puenzo is based on Sergio Bizzio’s short story “Cinismo,” about a teenager born with both male and female genitalia. Tue., Aug. 26, 6 p.m., 2008…

David Warbeck Double Feature: The Beyond, The Sex Thief

Kiwi actor Warbeck is the star of both of these B movies. The first is a 1981 splatterfest from horror master Lucio Falci. The second is a sex comedy from 1973. Sat., Aug. 23, 9 p.m.; Sun., Aug. 24, 5 & 9 p.m., 2008…

Brain Drain: Some Really Smart People Are Leaving the Valley

By Sarah Fenske and Amy Silverman Just when it felt like the Valley’s arts community was growing strong, it shrunk. First it was Wellington “Duke” Reiter, dean of the college of design at Arizona State University, announcing that he was headed for greener pastures (namely, the Art Institute of Chicago)…

Even Darth Vader and tits can’t save Soulcalibur IV from monotony

You hear the same words used over and over to describe Soul Calibur IV, words like “forced.” “Jarring.” “Anachronistic.” But to me, the word that describes shoehorning Darth Vader and Yoda into a game about sentient swords, Renaissance-era combat, and plucky female martial artists is simply “desperate.” That’s not even…

God can’t save you from Nunsense, Amen

I’m not a praying man. If I were, my prayers — especially those offered up after watching a performance of Nunsense, Amen at Desert Stages Theatre earlier this week — might sound something like this: “Deliver us, Lord, from funny nun musicals, especially those in which each of the characters…

Choking Man

This highly touted indie flick by Steve Barron explores the cold-shoulder alienation that the Land of the Free often offers to poor emigres by focusing on the relationship between an Ecuadoran dishwasher and a Chinese waitress in a downtrodden Queens, New York, diner. Presented by the church’s Oasis Film Group…

Sweet 15

Changing Hands Bookstore’s an old hand at connecting real life and book life, reminding us that reading is part of enjoying the world. In that funkified, life-affirming tradition, the Julia Alvarez author event kicks off with a quinceañera fashion show by Azteca Wedding Plaza. After the tiaras, spangles, and big…

Anti-Repressant

You follow a certain routine each Sunday: wake up at the crack of dawn, do some yoga, and eat organic eggs and ham. Then you head off to church and convene with the Lord until the starchy hold of your collar wears out. You spend the rest of the day…

Major Pain

When we recently attended a ballgame between the Arizona Diamondbacks and the Chicago Cubs at Chase Field, we were brutally reminded about how obnoxious Cubby fans truly are. The way they carried on, even when their team was behind. So frustrating. Maybe instead of backing a perennial loser, Cubs fans…

Takin’ It to the Street

Tired of building an empire in Grand Theft Auto and never having those riches materialize IRL? The Street Fighter II Video Game Challenge at Bookman’s Phoenix seeks to right that wrong. Purveyors of the classic ’90s head-to-head fighting game – in which a mysterious underworld boss and dictator organize a…

Camp Terminated

While many ASU Sun Devils football fans lament the loss of Camp Tontozona – the team’s annual fall-practice home for the past 48 years – we say good riddance. Now the team may actually be good on a consistent basis. Stick with us here for a moment. The squad can…

The Cool on the Hill

Of the 33 designated Phoenix Points of Pride, the Wrigley Mansion is number 30. We think that’s an undersell. Peaking the meridian of its own 100-foot hillock, it’s a measure of one rich man’s love for his wife, but ask SWAY Events founder and frontman Gary Guerin, and he imagines…

You Sling Tuh-May-Toes, I Sling Tuh-Maw-Toes

At 10 a.m. on the last Wednesday of each August in Buñol, Spain, one man climbs a two-story greased pole to grab the ham on top. This signals a team to fire water cannons, which alert the thousands of people waiting in the city’s streets that it’s time to lob…