The Porn Supremacy

Sure, we look good without a bra and we’re sexually aggressive, but stacked up against the girls in Russ Meyer’s films, we’re just pasty faced nuns pulling on our rosary beads. Midnite Movie Mamacita, the grand dame of Grindhouse Redux, screens the porn impresario’s last great skin flicks, the Fellini-esque…

It’s All Geek To Us

If you’ve ever broken your leg while playing the Wii (and we know somebody who has), there’s a good chance you have a serious obsession with video games. Find out how these addictive (and apparently dangerous) time-wasters are made when local geeks present “Designing Video Games.” Thu., Feb. 28, 7…

Location, Location, Location

Poor Melvyn. His daily walk, which usually doesn’t amount to much more than waving at or chatting up his neighbors, is today filled with crises and mayhem. Plus, it’s really hot out, since Melvyn lives in Phoenix. The PG-13 film Melvyn’s Clock is the work of Tennessee-based husband-and-wife filmmakers Jon…

Cactus League, Week Two

Anytime you squeeze a bunch of big-league crybabies like Barry Bonds, Randy Johnson, and Vladimir Guerrero into a snug space like the Valley, there’s gonna be drama. That’s fine. People dig that. But we like our aw-shucks Arizona Diamondbacks – and their chances to repeat last year’s 90-win success. Randy…

Cactus League, Week Two

Anytime you squeeze a bunch of big-league crybabies like Barry Bonds, Randy Johnson, and Vladimir Guerrero into a snug space like the Valley, there’s gonna be drama. That’s fine. People dig that. But we like our aw-shucks Arizona Diamondbacks – and their chances to repeat last year’s 90-win success. Randy…

Byte Me

Every time we log on to MySpace, we cringe. Not because of its inherent narcissism or the music promoter who posts the same bulletin 27 times in a row. We huff and sigh because the site is the epitome of piss-poor Web design. There’s the gal who uses glitter text…

Arizona Cactus League Baseball: Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

All games start at 1:05 p.m.; (ss) = split squad. Schedule: 3/1 vs. Cubs; 3/3 vs. Athletics; 3/6 vs. Giants; 3/7 vs. White Sox (ss); 3/8 vs. Giants (Angels ss); 3/10 vs. Athletics; 3/12 vs. Royals; 3/15 vs. Diamondbacks; 3/18 vs. Angels; 3/20 vs. Giants; 3/23 vs. Mariners; 3/24 vs…

Arizona Cactus League Baseball: San Diego Padres

All games start at 1:05 p.m. unless otherwise noted; (ss) = split squad. Schedule: 2/29 vs. Royals; 3/1 vs. Mariners; 3/4 vs. Giants; 3/6 vs. Rockies; 3/7 vs. Diamondbacks; 3/9 vs. White Sox; 3/10 vs. Rangers, 7:05; 3/11 vs. Angels; 3/14 vs. Brewers, 7:05; 3/15 vs. Athletics (ss); 3/20 vs…

Arizona Cactus League Baseball: Chicago Cubs

All games start at 1:05 p.m. unless otherwise noted; (ss) = split squad. Schedule: 2/29 vs. Giants (ss); 3/2 vs. Giants; 3/4 vs. Brewers; 3/7 vs. Mariners; 3/8 vs. Diamondbacks (Cubs ss); 3/11 vs. Athletics; 3/13 vs. Padres; 3/14 vs. Angels; 3/16 vs. Angels (ss); 3/18 vs. Royals; 3/19 vs…

Arizona Cactus League Baseball: Oakland Athletics

All games start at 1:05 p.m.; (ss) = split squad. Schedule: 2/29 vs. Brewers; 3/2 vs. Rockies; 3/4 vs. Mariners; 3/5 vs. Padres; 3/6 vs. Cubs; 3/8 vs. Cubs (Athletics ss); 3/9 vs. Brewers (ss); 3/12 vs. Diamondbacks; 3/15 vs. Giants (both ss); 3/16 vs. Rangers; 3/17 vs. Royals; 3/19…

Arizona Cactus League Baseball: Colorado Rockies

All games start at 1:05 p.m.; (ss) = split squad. Schedule: 2/28 vs. White Sox (Rockies ss); 3/1 vs. Brewers; 3/4 vs. Royals; 3/5 vs. White Sox; 3/8 vs. Angels (ss); 3/10 vs. Diamondbacks; 3/11 vs. Mariners; 3/13 vs. Rangers; 3/16 vs. Padres; 3/17 vs. Giants; 3/21 vs. Cubs; 3/23…

Arizona Cactus League Baseball: Arizona Diamondbacks

All games start at 1:05 p.m.; (ss) = split squad. Schedule: 2/28 vs. Rockies (ss); 2/29 vs. White Sox; 3/1 vs. White Sox; 3/3 vs. Rockies; 3/5 vs. Cubs; 3/9 vs. Mariners (ss); 3/11 vs. Royals; 3/13 vs. Brewers; 3/16 vs. White Sox; 3/17 vs. Padres; 3/20 vs. Rangers; 3/21…

Arizona Cactus League Baseball: Seattle Mariners

All games start at 1:05 p.m. unless otherwise noted; (ss) = split squad. Schedule: 2/28 vs. Padres; 3/2 vs. Padres; 3/3 vs. Cubs; 3/5 vs. Angels; 3/8 vs. Athletics (ss); 3/12 vs. Brewers; 3/13 vs. Giants; 3/14 vs. Rockies; 3/16 vs. Brewers; 3/17 vs. Brewers (ss); 3/19 vs. Diamondbacks, 7:05;…

Arizona Cactus League Baseball: San Francisco Giants

All games start at 1:05 p.m. unless otherwise noted; (ss) = split squad. Schedule: 3/28 vs. Cubs; 3/29 vs. Mariners (Giants ss); 3/1 vs. Athletics; 3/3 vs. Rangers; 3/5 vs. Royals; 3/7 vs. Athletics; 3/9 vs. Rockies; 3/12 vs. Padres; 3/14 vs. Diamondbacks; 3/15 vs. Mariners, 3:05; 3/16 vs. Angels…

Arizona Cactus League Baseball: Milwaukee Brewers

All games start at 1:05 p.m. unless otherwise noted; (ss) = split squad. Schedule: 2/28 vs. Athletics; 3/2 vs. Angels; 3/3 vs. Padres; 3/6 vs. Mariners; 3/7 vs. Rangers; 3/8 vs. Royals; 3/9 vs. Mariners; 3/10 vs. Cubs; 3/11 vs. Giants; 3/15 vs. Royals; 3/17 vs. White Sox (Brewers ss);…

Earl Grey. Hot. Make It So.

There’s nothing technologically astounding about the teapot, right? Well, fancy a gander at the ones by English-born artist Margaret Realica currently on display in “Alternate Images,” an exhibit that provides a sculptural take on the mechanization of water. Realica uses porcelain, Plexiglas, and found gears to fashion teapot-like fixtures that…

Earley to Rise

Drum sets crash and explode; uncontrollable feedback erupts; random, screeching wraiths arrive and disappear with an equal lack of warning; relaxed fits of laughter compete with measured, stenorian cable-news reportage. Understandably, Eric Earley can’t quite hear me, and I’m having just as much trouble understanding him. “You’re breaking up –…

Mister Plough

For four generations, Matthew Moore’s family farmed land on the outskirts of town. By 2001, the Phoenix native noticed that developers, playing Rich Uncle Pennybags in a game of suburban Monopoly, had been creeping in at a startling pace. Beating them to the punch, Moore sculpted the fat of the…

Forced March

Welcome to the NBA’s doldrums. The buzz of All-Star festivities has worn off, and it’s not quite the season’s home stretch, when the jockeying for high seeding in the Western Conference playoffs reaches a fever pitch. Plus, it’s March, when baseball saturates our desert air and high-stakes hoops of the…

Reality Bytes

It may have been inspired by Euripides’ ancient commentaries on masks and false identities, but Carlos Murillo’s dark play or stories for boys is as contemporary as the Internet. In fact, Murillo’s story is about the Internet, or at least set there, in a creepy drama inspired by the true…

New Times‘ top DVD picks scheduled for release this week

Black Water (Sony) Catacombs (Lionsgate) Chaos (Lionsgate) Cops: 20th Anniversary Edition (Fox) The Death of Adolf Hitler (Koch Vision) The Easter Bunny Is Comin’ to Town (1977) (Warner Bros.) The Final Inquiry (Fox) Gangsters: The Ultimate Film Collection (Universal) German Expressionism Collection (Kino) In the Valley of Elah (Warner Bros.)…

Current art shows, exhibitions, and installations

“Mike Medow: The Second Life of Wood” at the West Valley Art Museum: Remember when you were a kid and you used to do gross stuff just to be funny, like sculpting mud to look like dog poop and eating it to freak out your little sister? Man, that was…