Wee Will Rock You

Know those water closets on wheels that Europeans call cars? Not big fans. But give us a good ol’ American Dwarf Car and we’re ready to rumble. Desert Dwarfs, stocks, bombers, and Southwest Modlites will crank around the track during the ASCA “Challenge Cup” Sprints event. Sat., Sept. 15, 7:30…

The Scene Is Dead, Long Live the Scene

Are there any Gin Blossoms fans in the house? Of course there are, seeing as how Phoenix is the last city in the world to have a thriving ´90s alternative-Americana scene in the new millennium. The sound that put Tempe on the map lives on in Gin Blossoms-turned-Roger Clyne and…

Flight Club

The so-called Flight of the Earls of 1607 is an incredibly complex and riveting tale that we wish we had room to tell. In a nutshell, a couple of royal bigwigs left Ireland with their noble toadies in tow in an effort to rouse Spanish support for an overthrow of…

Carny Asada

Anti-immigration crackpots might want to give Barrios Unidos Park this weekend unless they wanna be mobbed by an estimated crowd of 125,000 at the eighth annual Food City Fiestas Patrias. Tons of Mexican Independence Day fun is planned. Sept. 14-16…

The Cool World

Since you don’t have time to flit around the globe, the folks at Diverse-Fi Music have been good enough to bring the world to you for the last 365-odd days. Diverse-Fi’s Afro:Baile One-Year Anniversary Party features seriously funked-up live and spun music, and also marks the official Los Amigos Invisibles…

Ciao Fun

French novelist Stendhal (Marie-Henri Beyle) was so overwhelmed by Florence, Italy, that he reported: “I felt a pulsating in my heart. Life was draining out of me, while I walked, fearing a fall.” A reaction to a tainted spinach-and-egg dish? Mais non! Stendhal’s near-swoon had to do with Florentine art…

Open Secretos

As much as we try to be good, we can’t help but spread gossip and ruin character. It’s human nature; we get off on knowing each other’s secrets. And no matter how hard we try to conceal our own stumbles off the moral high ground, the collective social thirst for…

Alt of the Earth

We often feel like grabbing one of those raggedy-ass alt/indie musicians by the scruff and screaming, “It’s about the songs, dood!” One alt/indie musician who knows wassup is Brooklyn’s Anders Parker. The Son Volt pal and former leader of Varnaline writes tunes that ring true in their deceptively quiet, unvarnished…

Twilight of the Gods

Even those who weren’t yet born in 1968 know Hendrix, The Who, Floyd, the Beatles, Cream (pictured). But try to name five “modern” acts that have even approached that sort of immortality. Nirvana? Nirvana? Nirvana? Um . . . uh . . . Filmmaker Tony Palmer takes us back to…

21st Century Fox

Writing is hard. For some people. Like us. So we take a dim view of those who casually toss off book after best-selling book as larks between more, well, important things. Arizona’s Diana Gabaldon is like that, and so is Britain’s Zöe Sharp. This doesn’t stop us liking their books,…

Icy Reception

Sports-radio behemoth KTAR defines its raison d’être thusly: “Suns, D-Backs, Cards, ASU. It’s . . . all . . . here.” That’s a pretty tenuous “all” without the Phoenix Coyotes. Sure, they stink, but it’s a major-league franchise coached by Hockey-Puck Hall of Famer Wayne Gretzky, Chrissakes. If anybody cares…

Potty Politics

In the 1970s, the Campaign to End Pay Toilets in America (CEPTIA) destroyed the last of the coin privys. Old as we are, we remember mother telling us to “crawl under the stall” when she didn’t have the requisite dime. Tempe Little Theatre takes it one belly-crawl further with Urinetown:…

Laugh In

On a recent Friday night, I made the most unattractive facial expression of my life — on purpose. I was imitating my pedophilic middle-school bus driver, complete with underbite. Later, I traveled across a parking lot with a hideous limp to illustrate a story about my best friend who once…

Reviews of current exhibits, shows and installations

“My Favorite Year” at the Mill Avenue Post Office: Mill Avenue is one of the best pedestrian-friendly streets in the Valley, especially if youre looking to rest your eyes on pretty things. Typically, those attractive things take the form of drunken young folk, but the display windows of the Post…

New Times‘ top DVD picks scheduled for release this week

The Black Donnellys: The Complete Series (Universal) Chill Out Scooby-Doo! (Warner Bros.) City of Violence (Weinstein) Delta Farce (Lionsgate) Desperate Housewives: The Complete Third Season (Buena Vista) Disney Princess Enchanted Tales: Follow Your Dreams (Disney) Georgia Rule (Universal) Gumby Essentials (Classic Media) It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Seasons 1 &…

Still Waiting for That Train

Huffing and puffing to resuscitate a long-moribund genre, James Mangold manages to imbue a 50-year-old Western with the semblance of life. Mangold’s remake of 3:10 to Yuma isn’t as startling a resurrection job as his Johnny Cash biopic, but it does send a saddlebag full of Western tropes skittering into…

After Sunrise

Back in 1995, Richard Linklater’s Before Sunrise gave flesh to a Yank’s fantasy of worldly European womanhood: Julie Delpy’s Celine, a sprite who materialized on a passenger train for one sweet Viennese night of courtship and flirtation, as if willed from the fevered dreams above a thousand hostel beds. As…

Surge This

Masterfully edited and cumulatively walloping, Charles Ferguson’s No End in Sight turns the well-known details of our monstrously bungled Iraq war into an enraging, apocalyptic litany of fuck-ups. One may have already heard some or all of the absurd, shameful, appalling details that Ferguson collects — the well-connected American kid…

349 Movies To Go

Sundance signals, for better or worse, the state of American independent filmmaking. Cannes keeps faith, for those who still believe, with the cinema d’auteur. And Toronto? The largest and most important film festival in North America seems to do nearly as many things as there are movies to see —…

Scene of the Crime

My housekeeper busted me again. “You know,” she said, pointing her hot-pink feather duster at me, “there are other books in the world. I’ve been cleaning for you for years, and that book about Winnie Ruth Judd is the only book you ever seem to read.” It’s not true, of…

Getting Medieval

Funny how gaming’s most epic genre — the role-playing game — often feels the most limited in scope. After all, how many times can we traverse a medieval land, defeat the orcs, rescue the girl, save the world, and level up along the way? Never enough times would be the…

Seasons in the Sun

The Office: Season Three (Universal) After a shaky first season and a better-with-every-episode second, The Office proved itself one of the most consistent comedies in the history of the medium. The show has long since escaped the shadow of its BBC forebear and boasts an ensemble from which you could…