The Art of the Blank Canvas

A few years ago, I visited the home of a local museum curator. He took me on a tour of his private collection, a series of dreary sculptures and oversize canvases and a scary assemblage made from old mascara brushes and plastic Dairy Queen spoons that he swore represented the…

What’s Opera, Doc?

Twenty bars in, you couldn’t help but smirk. Or I couldn’t, anyway. The overture to Rossini’s Il Barbiere di Siviglia (The Barber of Seville), with which Arizona Opera kicked off its season last weekend, was executed with lightness and verve under the baton of Kirk Muspratt. The Tucson audience sat…

The Dr. Is In, Out, In, Out…

Richard Gere, as Dallas gynecologist Sullivan Travis, has never been more likable onscreen, perhaps because he’s never been more human, more vulnerable, more there. After so many years of so many duds, after so many years of playing ladies’ man to little girls (and the recent Autumn in New York…

Jackie Robinson of the Jews

Too often baseball players are reduced to statistics, hollow numbers that resonate with the fetishist who drifts off to sleep counting home runs and career batting averages. Baseball demands such precision: It’s a team sport, yes, but ultimately it’s man against man, record against record, history against history. Look no…

Call It ‘The Offender’

There’s no getting around it: The Contender is the most offensive movie of the year. It pretends to be high-minded even while it slings mud and semen at the audience in its attempt to make its bludgeoning point, which is: If a woman wants to ascend to one of the…

Shaolin at the Moon

You won’t see some Hollywood actor in bad makeup doing kung fu in slow motion. There will not be even one kid called “Grasshopper.” Don’t expect discussions of snatching a pebble from anyone’s hand. And there will be no ear-shattering Bruce Lee-style vocalizations. All that stuff is fine for the…

Foreverly Yours

For just about a half-century now, The Everly Brothers have been making gorgeous music together. First singing together as little kids on their parents’ “down-home music” radio show in Shenandoah, Iowa, these brothers were seasoned professionals long before they were teenagers. Don sang the leads while his slightly younger brother…

One Is Enough

Mention Betty Buckley to a half-dozen people and you’ll hear about six different performers. When I told a colleague that Buckley was bringing her one-woman show to town this weekend, he remarked, “Oh, right, that lady from Eight Is Enough.” The doorman in my building knows her as the star…

Dumb and Blind

With global overpopulation neatly intertwining with the advent of the home video camera, we have been afforded, as a species, several near-miracles. For instance, when supersonic jets explode, or when mobs impolitely loot and riot in urban centers, the common consumer can now document the event and sell it to…

Rock and a Hard Place

John Wesley Hall believes justice is a myth taught in classrooms, a fable found in law books, as imaginary as the unicorn and the mermaid. The Arkansas attorney mentions case after case in which he represented an innocent who wound up imprisoned or, worse, executed; in the course of a…

Aerial Fotografia

Going to the airport for reasons other than the usual provides an entirely new perspective on the place: Suited beings traverse the empty corridors looking nowhere but ahead; strange desert-themed gift shops offer the best in plastic souvenir ware such as rattlesnake heads encased in glass, while other “high end”…

Limited Engagement

Meet the Parents has just enough class to make for prestige pop: Robert De Niro as star, Randy Newman as composer, Blythe Danner as wallpaper, Ben Stiller as schmuck. It has just enough “comedy” to qualify as crowd-pleaser: sight gags (Stiller chasing a cat across a roof before setting fire…

Factory Seconds

There’s plenty of campaign rhetoric about working families, but who ever talks about one of the biggest problems of the working man today — massive corporate downsizing? In the era of record profits and welfare “reform,” all that matters is having any kind of job, regardless of whether it’s the…

Love Is a Many Splintered Thing

“We’re going to get silly, and at the same time find our way through this mire of romantic hell that we often find ourselves in,” promises Mark Anderson, describing his show “Crazy Love: A Laughing Look at Romance,” which plays this weekend at the Tempe Improv. Anderson himself has, he…

The Art of Play

As any well-meaning parent who has tried it will tell you, dragging the kids to an art museum can be a real disaster. To start with, everywhere you look is a sign saying “Don’t Touch.” There’s nothing for them to do but just look at stuff. The little ones want…

A Guide to Cultural Crudity

As yet another theater season gets under way, publicists are doing their annual best to tempt us with their ticketed entertainments. But no one is heralding the amusing performances presented by those in attendance; while the cast and crew of every production are acknowledged in the program, those of us…

Grid and Bear It

Remember the Titans — based on a true story about how a football team brought together the segregated town of Alexandria, Virginia, in the early 1970s — is the first film from producer Jerry Bruckheimer’s Technical Black production company, which is meant to offer more contemplative and slower-paced films than…

Asp You Like It

House sitters are always trouble. In the movies, this is a rule with few exceptions, and the house sitter in Cleopatra’s Second Husband isn’t among them. This elliptically nasty little psychological thriller from writer/director Jon Reiss features possibly the most odious house sitter in movie history, then serves him a…

Boxing Diana

It takes a special kind of mindset to celebrate castration, and audiences confusing feminine empowerment with the crude hacking off of seemingly oppressive huevos are certain to get a bang out of Girlfight, the gritty debut feature from writer-director Karyn Kusama.Metaphorical or otherwise, there’s already a movie about deballing to…

Tales of Tiara

It’s a sorry fact that what everybody in Hollywood really wants to do — writer, actor, best boy and caterer alike — is direct. This has led, over the years, to some embarrassing debuts and some unexpected triumphs. For many, the notion that Sally Field — after Gidget and Sister…

Diamonds Are Forever

Not ready to give up on baseball yet? It’s understandable. Back East, the start of the season in the spring is a sweet harbinger of good weather. That effect is reproduced here by the approach of the Arizona Fall League. The 2000 season gets rolling on Tuesday, October 3. Regarded…

Kilt With Kindness

“Ae Men o’ Plaid” (with copious apologies to Robert Burns) See the marching souls before us! Mark their stirrin’, righteous sound. Hear the pipers ring out glorious, As the drums boom all around! The mighty Black Watch o’ song, With Highland Dancers who’ve seen nae collision. Pipes, Drums, Choir …