Flute Epidemic

The Monty Python kid show How to Do It promised, among other things, to teach children how to play the flute. Here, in its entirety, is the instruction for that discipline: “You blow in one end, and move your fingers up and down the outside.” Proof that the Pythons had…

Frank Discussion

There are three reasons one might want to brave the August heat and go to the Phoenix Zoo this weekend, when the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile pulls in. One is to participate in the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Talent Search, a national hunt for a new moppet between the ages of 3…

Night & Day

thursday august 13 One of the stories I’ve heard all my life/Is about why a rancher takes a wife/So here’s the facts that everyone knows . . . . If you’re on the edge of your seat to know a) why a rancher takes a wife and b) what rhyme…

Cyber Optics

The Internet has reduced most of us to chimpanzees in the cockpit of a jumbo jet: clicking this, clicking that, listening, waiting, waiting some more, then reloading and trying it all over again. Gamblers, pornographers and the military seem to have figured out its purpose. But artists are among those…

Gallo’s Humor

Vincent Gallo, a left-field character actor whose best work has been in the films of mainstream eccentrics like Emir Kusturica (Arizona Dream), Abel Ferrera (The Funeral) and Alan Taylor (Palookaville), arrives as full-blown auteur with Buffalo 66, the million-dollar art project he directed and co-wrote that made the covers of…

Boxing De Palma

Nicolas Cage has never seemed more dazzling than he does in the new Brian De Palma thriller Snake Eyes. Playing Rick Santoro, a corrupt Atlantic City cop who likes to think he’s “everybody’s friend,” Cage for almost two continuous hours is boogying to his own inner beat. It’s like watching…

Night & Day

thursday august 6 “Arizona” and “ice hockey” aren’t exactly terms that go together like a horse and carriage, so perhaps to raise consciousness about the chilly sport here in the land of dry heat, the Phoenix Coyotes present the second annual Power Play Tour, which kicks off from 4 to…

Retro Facsimiles

With the passing of Frank Sinatra, three generations have felt the passing of an era. Sinatra and “pallies” Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr. defined swing and swagger, crooning, cocktails and casinos. Labeled “The Rat Pack,” the legendary trio had enough charm, humor and appeal to swell into today’s neo-lounge…

Bobby! Herman! Davy! Screeeech!!!

Here they come, walkin’ down our street. Three of the grooviest guys who ever filled the pages of Tiger Beat. Blue-eyed Bobby Sherman, darling Davy Jones and the adorably dimpled Peter Noone. Yes, the Teen Idols Tour is coming to our town! Three boss guys who were every happening teeny…

Tales of Tiara

Pageant is not a drag show. Although its leads are all women played by men in wigs and dresses, this kitschy comedy isn’t aimed at gay audiences or fans of cross-dressing. Pageant plays it straight, its premise closer to the real-life beauty contests it spoofs than the drag fest it’s…

Children of the Darned

In the little Pacific Northwest town of Cradle Bay, troubled, “underachieving” teenagers appear to be an endangered species. One day a kid will be a hoodlum or a pothead or a slut, and the next he or she will have joined the “Blue Ribbon Club,” whose members all have tidy…

Deal Me Out

Do we really need to see the great Kevin Spacey fuming and fussing in one of those we-do-things-my-way-or-we-don’t-do-them-at-all roles? In The Negotiator, he’s playing Chris Sabian, an expert hostage negotiator for the Chicago police, whose job it is to talk down Samuel L. Jackson’s Danny Roman, another police expert who…

He Shot the Sheriff

Though Ryan Noble’s documentary A Day With Sheriff Joe is just 29 minutes long, its title is apt. Half an hour of listening to Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio talk really does feel like putting in a full day. It could have been longer–feature-length, even–had Noble used all of the…

Not the Chipmunk

Well I’m leavin’ this morning, baby, ridin’ that new highway, Yeah, I’m leavin’ this morning, baby, ridin’ that new highway, And the more you cry, the more you’re gonna drive me away. These lines are from a bluesy cut called “New Highway” on Blackjack David, the fine new HighTone album…

Night & Day

thursday july 30 One of the more lighthearted and pleasingly unpretentious of the area galleries, Wilde-Meyer wraps up its summer show “Fun With Flora, Fauna and Fruit,” which includes works by such faves as CarterHolman, Jacqueline Rochester, Brian Cook, Chuck Davison, Dyanna Hesson, L.A. Hecht and Rudi van Brussel. Also…

Good Shakespeare Hunting

I was one of those guys holding his head and groaning when, in the early Eighties, Ted Turner and his pals began colorizing classic films. I hated that notion of making old movies more accessible to young audiences from the get-go, but it took me a little longer to get…

Courage Under Fire

The first shot in Steven Spielberg’s remarkable World War II epic Saving Private Ryan is an American flag with the sun behind it. It’s a delicate, almost diaphanous image–the fabric has the transparent delicacy of a chrysalis. This is the perfect introduction to a movie about the fragility–and fortitude–of compassion…

Post Traumatic Skin Games

The deferral of grief through sex is the theme of Under the Skin, the fierce, occasionally impressive feature debut of Brit writer-director Carine Adler. The central character, Iris (Samantha Morton), a 19-year-old in suburban Liverpool, loses her mother (Rita Tushingham) to a swift, unexpected cancer. Iris’ married, pregnant older sister…

War–What Is It Good For?

Recently I asked the director and screenwriter and several of the stars of Saving Private Ryan what their favorite war movies are. Their selections: Steven Spielberg (director): “My favorite, favorite war movie is Battleground [MGM, 1949]. It’s the story of the Ardennes, and the “Battling Bastards of Bastogne,” directed by…

No Flash in the Pan

The ads proclaim that Cathy Rigby is Peter Pan, but of course that’s not entirely true. Peter Pan was a lot of things, but he was never an Olympic gymnast or a nationally televised shill for feminine protection. Still, Rigby and the ageless Mr. Pan do have several things in…

Trance Former

You are getting sleepy . . . veeeery sleeepeee . . . Hey! Wake up! Pay attention! Stage hypnosis seems like it should belong to another age of show business, but a surprising number of performers remain on the national circuit with acts in which they put audience volunteers into…

Night & Day

thursday july 23 “A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a huge tube of sunblock, a bottle of rattlesnake antivenom serum, and thou . . .” Yes, the romantic side of our state was chosen as the subject of the very first episode of Romancing America, a new show…