Blue Valentine: Love Is a One-Way Street

When the MPAA handed Derek Cianfrance’s Blue Valentine an NC-17 rating this fall, cynics suggested that the so-called “kiss of death” was better publicity for the gently experimental marriage drama than anything famously crafty distributor Harvey Weinstein could buy. When the rating was reversed — downgraded to an R without…

Somewhere: Celebrity Living Has Its Downside

Dissolute action-movie star Johnny Marco (Stephen Dorff), first seen doing laps in his black Ferrari, has no destination in Somewhere, Sofia Coppola’s mood ring of celebrity lassitude. Coppola’s fourth feature, winner of the Golden Lion at Venice this year, is, at times, similarly aimless and empty. But those who groan…

On The Cover: The Year in Music & Film

This week’s New Times print issue, The Year in Music & Film is a look back at Up on the Sun’s Nothing Not New project and the best in local music, as well as a survey of the best films to hit the silver screen in 2010. But what you…

Little Fockers: the Focker Franchise Has Seen Better Days

Just in time for the whole family to file into the multiplex on a silent Christmas night when there’s nowhere else to go: a return to the magnified dysfunction of the Focker household and the cozy glow of some paychecking celebrities. This began a decade ago in Meet the Parents,…

True Grit: How the West Is Won

Boldly reanimating the comic Western that secured John Wayne his Oscar 41 years ago, the Coen brothers’ True Grit is well-wrought if overly talkative and seriously ambitious. Opening with a strategically abbreviated Old Testament proverb (“The wicked flee when none pursueth”), the film returns the Coens to the all-American sagebrush…

Jason Rudolph Peña For Team Coco

Local painter Jason Rudolph Peña liked Conan O’Brien so much he decided to paint him when Conan’s show was on hiatus early this year. He writes on his blog:I was always on [Conan’s] side during the late night wars and I hate to see his show get destroyed by NBC…

Allison DuBois Makes (Drunk) Appearance on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

This week in reality-television meltdowns: Camille Grammer invited Allison DuBois to her dinner party for the latest episode of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, aptly titled “Dinner Party From Hell.” DuBois, a Phoenix-based psychic/medium  New Times profiled in 2008, achieved quasi-celebrity fame after the debut of Medium, a…

TRON: The Dude in Cyberspace

Besides doing fun relationship stuff like arguing about how to discipline our dog, New Times blogger Tyler Hughes and his girlfriend, Jackie Cronin, go to the movies.Tyler: So that was pretty good.Jackie: It was good, but it wasn’t as good as I had expected it to be. The trailers made…

Discovery Announces New Arizona-Based Reality Show, Desert Car Kings

Discovery Channel announced its lineup for the Fall 2011 season on its blog yesterday, including a new reality show based in Arizona called Desert Car Kings. The show features the McClure family that searches for and restores classic vehicles. The family owns Desert Valley Auto Parts in Phoenix, which is…

The King’s Speech: How Therapy Saved the Monarchy

A picnic for Anglophiles, The King’s Speech is a well-wrought, enjoyably amusing inspirational drama that successfully humanizes, even as it pokes fun at, the House of Windsor. The story — shy young prince is helped by irascible wizard to break an evil spell and lead his nation to glorious victory…

How Do You Know: Learning to Say What You Mean and Mean What You Say

An odd duck of a romantic comedy from James L. Brooks, How Do You Know strays as far from a barrel of laughs as a writer-director formed by network television can get without losing his grip altogether. The movie’s rhythms are loose, disjointed, and peppered with strategic silences or half-finished…