Unstoppable: Denzel Washington and Chris Pine Save Small-Town USA

Though based on actual 2001 events in Ohio that caused an unmanned freight train, laden with toxic waste, to go haywire, Unstoppable could just as well be set in the shining sun of Reagan’s 1980s. As the driverless locomotive begins gathering speed across rural Pennsylvania, bedecked with autumn leaves, it…

Morning Glory: Star Wars Was Better

Besides doing super-fun dating stuff like going to haunted houses for Jackalope Ranch’s comprehensive Halloween guide, New Times blogger Colin Lecher and fellow young journalist Jessica Testa go to the movies. Colin: First of all, you tricked me. Jessica: I did not trick you. I told you we were going…

Due Date: Zach Galifianakis Steals Another Todd Phillips Buddy Comedy

In Due Date, a skinny, scowly, and dryly self-referential Robert Downey Jr. meets a chubby, beardy, quasi-autistic Zach Galifianakis boarding a flight from Atlanta to Los Angeles. Downey Jr. plays Peter, a Bluetoothed architect with a very pregnant wife (Michelle Monaghan) waiting at home for him; Galifianakis’ Ethan is a…

Tamara Drewe and the Comedy of Going Plastic in a Rustic World

Comely, independent, willful young lass returns to collect family inheritance in rural England, drives the local men wild, makes several misalliances, and inadvertently precipitates a catastrophe before nature finally takes its course. Adapted from Posy Simmonds’ excellent graphic novel, Tamara Drewe knowingly updates Thomas Hardy’s gloomy pastoral Far From the…

For Colored Girls: Tyler Perry Mangles Ntozake Shange’s Choreopoem

It’s a long, long way from the women’s bar outside Berkeley, California, where Ntozake Shange first presented her combustible choreopoem For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide/When the Rainbow Is Enuf, in December 1974, to Atlanta’s Tyler Perry Studios, where the impresario filmed much of this calamitous adaptation. Though striving…

Anthem Family Stars in Docu-Series on WEtv

When the Bruce family began their life together, they seemed to have everything going for them. Todd Bruce had a prosperous contracting business and two children — Heather and Levi. Laura Rumsey, a teacher and mother to five children — Bailey, Danielle and triplets Whitney, Dylan, and Rex — was…

Inside Job Will Make You Seethe

Inside Job, Charles Ferguson’s follow-up to his Iraq War gut-twister No End in Sight, is a documentary that inspires less shock and awe than sickening ire. The movie opens with the cautionary tale of little Iceland, an idyllic nation so stable that, as put by one local, it enjoyed “almost…

Scottsdale Community College Film School Open House

Here’s a secret that shouldn’t be one: Scottsdale Community College boasts one of the strongest film programs in the state. And that’s good news for local aspiring filmmakers. From 6 to 8 p.m. on Thursday, November 4, the SCC Film School is hosting an open house at the campus, located…

“Monsters” Screening at Valley Art Theatre Tonight

If you’re feeling your caffeine high starting to wane at the beginning of the work week, the Valley Art Theatre is giving an advanced, free screening of “Monsters” tonight and is hosting the Phoenix launch of UK energy drink, “Relentless.” Should be fun if you can hold still in your…

ASU’s MovieFest Screens 16 Short-Film Finalists on Monday

The Campus MovieFest, a student film competition we blogged about in September, has selected 16 short films by ASU students and will host a screening of them Monday evening at MADCAP Theaters. If you go, you might get a good slice of the artistic diversity within the school’s film program;…

Conviction: Hilary Swank Emotes and Gets Her Brother Out of Jail in This Bit of Award Bait

After Fox Searchlight’s Amelia spectacularly flamed out last October, the studio tries again to grab awards-season honors with another biopic starring and executive-produced by Hilary Swank. Gone is the Kansas-patrician enunciation and smartly tailored Depression-era trousers; as Conviction’s Betty Anne Waters, a Massachusetts high school dropout and single mom who…

Clint Eastwood Chokes the Life Out of Hereafter

Life is wonderful, death is wow, chance is weird, and Clint Eastwood’s Hereafter is a puddle of tepid ick. Is America’s last cowboy icon prospecting for more Oscar gold? Taking for his map an original screenplay by British docu-dramatist Peter Morgan (The Queen, Frost/Nixon), Eastwood rides a sleepy burro deep…

Lights, Camera, Movies in the Park

You know you live in Arizona when … you can catch a nighttime, outdoor movie from October until mid-December. Every year a few valley parks set up screens and extend an open invitation to catch a free movie under the stars (so long as it isn’t raining). If you’ve been…