Arty Girl: AZ Roller Derby Dames Hold Try Outs Thursday

Before I talk about the Roller Derby Dames, here are two paragraphs about something for the ladies of a more dainty persuasion.Today, I’m in a fine mood, I am. It’s Wednesday, so that means I’m getting into the Phoenix Art Museum tonight by throwing just a couple bucks into their…

Frolicking With Fantasy Creatures at the Phoenix Faerie Festival

All manner of fantastical creatures, from fairies and elves to green men and mermaids turned out for the annual Phoenix Faerie Festival this past Saturday at Estrella Mountain Regional Park in Goodyear. It wasn’t nearly as crowded as some of the Valley’s other dress-up fantasy events, but those who were there seemed to enjoy the festivities.

Arty Girl: William Wegman Artist Lecture

Even those who aren’t that into art know who William Wegman is. Or, at least, they remember when his Cinderella book hit it big in the 90’s. Remember? The book that has a photo of a dog in a blonde wig on the cover? Yeah, that’s Wegman.But there’s a lot…

Charline Ratcliff

With her debut novel The Curse of Nefertiti, Valley author Ratcliff is doing for mummies what Stephenie Meyers did for vamps. Kinda. Nefertiti proposes that the ancient Egyptian queen has been reincarnated as a modern Phoenician living right here in the Valley of the Sun. She’s cute and hip and…

Phoenix Faerie Festival

If you check out the Phoenix Faerie Festival Web site, you’ll see that the fest’s fan base falls into four basic groups: little children chasing bubbles, supple guys in snug leotards, hot chicks with face paint, and potbellied bearded men sporting tiny wings. By Merlin’s beard, we fit right in!…

“Camp Darfur”

The interactive educational exhibit features a “mock refugee camp [that] puts the Darfur situation into context with other historical examples of genocide.” It’s presented on the Fletcher Library Lawn. Wed., Nov. 18, 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Thu., Nov. 19, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., 2009…

George Wendt

Norm of Cheers makes a special pit stop at this year’s Big Pour International Beer Tasting Event to discuss and sign his book Drinking with George: A Barstool Professional’s Guide to Beer. The “Meet Norm” package deal includes a meet and greet, a copy of the book, 15 pours, and…

Phoenix Noir Signing Party

For a place with an overall IQ of about 32 — to judge by all the shotgun-toting boobs sporting Sheriff Joe bumper stickers — Phoenix has an ace literary scene. Many of those same redneck yahoos who try to run you off the road every morning run amok in the…

Phoenix Noir Signing Party

For a place with an overall IQ of about 32 — to judge by all the shotgun-toting boobs sporting Sheriff Joe bumper stickers — Phoenix has an ace literary scene. Many of those same redneck yahoos who try to run you off the road every morning run amok in the…

Booze Cruise

Sure, you could take a historic walking tour of downtown Phoenix to get to know the city, but we say sampling spirits is an even better way of getting acquainted. Get your fill of local brews and chews at the third annual Downtown Phoenix Pub Crawl, which lets participants partake…

The Roots of Rap

Hey, hipsters. We hear you’re now on some ancient hip-hop kick and are out at Tempe’s Gracie’s Thrift digging through the boxes of cassette tapes trying to score some Kurtis Blow and The Sugar Hill Gang. Well, we’re a little hesitant to share this with you, but if you really…

Ode to Dick

It’s just a matter of time before former President George W. Bush and his dunderheaded capers are immortalized in song. For now, we’ll enjoy Nixon in China, which sonically chronicles America’s favorite screwball of the 1970s. The Phoenix Symphony presents John Adams’ unbeatable work recalling Nixon’s 1972 dealings with China’s…

Indie Shop ‘Til You Drop

Christmas time is here, as the Peanuts gang might sing. More accurately, the holiday shopping season is just around the corner, which is the very thing that round-headed blockhead Charlie Brown furrowed his eyebrows over. In other words, the hounds of capitalism are sounding the call, but that’s no reason…

Roadkill Bill, Vol. 3

So bad it’s good, or vice versa? Decide for yourself when “Roadkill Bill” Robertson’s third low-budget horror-comedy B-movie, 2009’s Bisbee Cuisine — a Tales From the Crypt-style short flick featuring a foul-mouthed waitress regaling her reluctant diners with a triple shot of culinary storytelling debauchery – at Mesa’s Hollywood Alley…

Tweet Smell of Success

Now that we’ve mastered Facebook and Twitter, we’re just waiting for the next social-media network to hit big. Once it does, we’ll start off hating it, then reluctantly log on for the sake of staying relevant. This will be followed by addiction until the next one hits and we start…

Come to PAPA

The green theme at this year’s Phoenix Annual Parade of the Arts is open to interpretation. It could be a statement about ecology or simply an expression of a color. Perhaps one could make a float from recycled materials or wear a lime dinosaur costume (there will be contests for…

Saints and Speed Demons

We’ve noticed that NASCAR and The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints have a lot in common. Both organizations are growing rapidly, each meets for a long time on Sundays, and, from what we’ve noticed, hipsters often ridicule followers of both. If you’re not afraid of a little persecution,…