“Memory is a wonderful thing, if you don’t have to deal with the past,” declares the French Celine (Julie Delpy) to her erstwhile American one-night stand Jesse (Ethan Hawke) in Before Sunset, the meandering but reasonably charming follow-up to the duo’s 1995 Euromance, Before Sunrise. In the movies, as in…
7/16-7/18 John DiResta’s got a new catchphrase he hopes will grab the nation by the balls: “How’s your cock?” asks the portly comedian and former NYPD flatfoot. So far, response has been mixed. “You’re the second person I’ve asked, seriously. The first one was my wife. She just said, ‘Fine…
Laughter, Markham Breen says, is the best medicine. Breen is a master of tittering, a ruler of guffaws. He’s a Scottsdale psychotherapist who believes in the healing power of laughter, and who’s lately touting a systematic method of giggling and sniggering that he swears is about to take psychiatry by…
Fair warning: If the behavior of camels in the Gobi Desert during the spring birthing season is not high on your things-to-learn-about list, and you don’t hunger to know everything about southern Mongolian herdsmen, then The Story of the Weeping Camel probably isn’t your kind of movie. Saying they were…
Six days of the week — sometimes all seven — you’ll find Seth Riveras, Baron Faust and Ethan Bortin in the maze of rails, obstacles and ramps that is Phoenix Skatepark. The three 13-year-olds have been skateboarding together since they first set their feet on a deck about four years…
The crossover has always been the mega-event in the comic book kingdom. Fanatics easily spout off titles like Aliens vs. Predator or 1978’s Superman vs. Muhammad Ali (wait — we thought Ali was Superman). But the latest coupling from the realm of superheroes and supervillains doesn’t feature limited-edition, varied-ink chromium…
Sat 7/17 Now that he’s pimped his own ride, Robert Aguilar will be rollin’ with his homies from Mystical Car Club to the first Car & Music Show at Audio Express, 6710 West Camelback, on Saturday, July 17. After touring his custom 2000 Chevy Silverado (pictured) to 25 car shows…
Sun 7/18 This bar brawl’s going to spill out into the parking lot. And they’re ready — with 100 tons of sand trucked in for the occasion. This Sunday, July 18, the inaugural “Battle of the Bars Volleyball Tournament” pits the staffs of eight Tempe bars against those of eight…
Thu 7/16 Author Erika Lopez is growing out her grassroots. After writing four books for Simon & Schuster (with saucy titles such as Lap Dancing for Mommy and Hoochie Mama: The Other White Meat), the self-described “half Puerto Rican Quaker bisexual” gave S&S the finger, choosing to self-publish and tour…
THU 8 Don’t drink the water. Don’t pay full price. And don’t piss off the Federales! When it comes to planning a trip south of the border, that’s pretty much the holy trinity of need-to-know info. But the father-son tandem of Drs. Robert and Curtis Page have some additional advice…
Every afternoon, a whirlwind kicks up inside Pete Deise’s studio. It’s not just the metal sculptor at work. The artist has considered that he might have a roommate or two of the paranormal variety, someone who playfully blows dust around on a daily basis. “It’s kind of weird, and the…
Sun 7/11 Say the name Pablo Neruda to the average Joe, and you’ll probably get blank stares in return (or, at best, a slight dawn of recognition). He’s heard Neruda mentioned somewhere, maybe on that rerun of The Simpsons. It’s a shame, since “the Picasso of poetry” penned a few…
Behold what is, in theory, the thinking person’s ideal summer blockbuster. King Arthur features some of the planet’s most beautiful people, dressed way sexily, gallantly galloping and bashing each other with all manner of implements amid lush vistas and robustly appointed sets. Add an intriguing historical pedigree and apparently unprecedented…
It’s one of the oldest stories in cinema, and possibly the history of storytelling: A man is kidnapped by a baddie wielding a deadly weapon. His family waits at home to hear word while law enforcement types try to figure out what’s going on. A plan is developed to deal…
Good news for guys and gals still struggling to identify the differences between the sexes: There’s another source of edification besides the endearing kid from Kindergarten Cop who correctly matches the genitalia to the gender. Opening next week at downtown’s Herberger Theater, Robert Dubac’s The Male Intellect: An Oxymoron? offers…
If the Icehouse smells like a stable on Friday, July 9, don’t be discouraged. The open-air art venue still caters to art enthusiasts and primo partygoers — but with a twist of benevolence. “Amalgamation,” a one-night art exhibition to benefit Gilbert’s Wildhorse Ranch Rescue, starts at 6 p.m. Friday and…
Thu 7/08 As much as we hate to say it, corporate sponsorship has its benefits. Take, for instance, Scottsdale’s Summer Spectacular ArtWalk, on Thursday, July 8, from 6 to 9 p.m. “You mean ‘The M&I Bank Summer Spectacular ArtWalk’?” asks Kathy Duley, co-owner of the Duley-Jones Gallery in Old Town…
Sat 7/10 Alcohol and night golfing — it’s a winning combination. Leave it to the geniuses at the Papago Brewing Company to dream up the best pairing since hops joined forces with barley. Wannabe golf pros can get lit to the gills before heading out to slice and drive at…
7/09-8/01 For weeks, Gerry Cullity has been surrounded by whores — yes, whores, good golly! “And isn’t that a little bit like heaven?” says Cullity, director of Desert Stages Theatre’s mainstage production of The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, which opens at 7:30 p.m. Friday, July 9, at 4720 North…
THU 1 Relationship woes? Money issues? In trouble with the boss? We’re not promising anything, but “professional” astro-therapist Roxy Carter might help in the search for true romance, winning lottery numbers, and a good excuse for why you’re stumbling into work at noon — again — when she unites psychology…
7/2-7/4 When an artist is touted as “revolutionary,” it means one of two things. Either “I do extraordinarily odd things, call it ‘art,’ and yuppies eat it out of my hand.” Or “I do extraordinarily odd things, it’s actually creative, and yuppies just don’t get it.” Artist Vic Void falls…
The very best thing about Menopause: The Musical is that it eventually ends. Although not soon enough. After what seems like days, the off-key warbling and flatfooted dance numbers — and therefore the misery of any discerning audience member — finally stumble to a close. But not before we endure…
