Plenty Funny

I attended high school with some terrifically horrible people. Imagine my dismay at discovering several of them on ASU’s main stage last week — and my delight in discovering how expertly they’ve been drawn by playwright Jeff Hatcher and brought superbly to life by a group of talented theater students…

See Dick Play

Most of us who have them get smacked for playing with our dicks in public. But onetime show-biz agent Simon Morley has made an art of pulling his pudding in front of others. In Morley’s wildly popular touring show Puppetry of the Penis, he and pal David Friend twist their…

Rapper’s Delight

Waiting for a limo to pull up and an entourage to spill out, you can’t help wondering how many tickets New Times is going to have to buy to get everyone inside for the movie. Even at Centerpoint’s matinee rate, this could get ugly. But this isn’t L.A. Just because…

Creatures of the Night

Fri 4/25 Looking for a wild time? You’d be hard-pressed to find a more primal party on Friday, April 25, than ZooBrew at the Phoenix Zoo. Now in its third year, the celebration lets Phoenicians make a toast to the animal kingdom while enjoying the zoo’s exotic environment (sure beats…

Pool Party

4/184/19 Americans identify strongly with athletes, gaining a sort of secondhand machismo that’s often lacking in our own workaday lives. It’s funny, then, that the athletes we prop up as modern-day gladiators often are eclipsed on the toughness scale by participants of lesser-known sports, including a select group of athletes…

Spring Screening

Sat 4/19 The folks at the ASU Art Museum are so short-sighted… this weekend, at least, when they present their seventh annual Short Film and Video Festival. The longest of the evening’s entries clocks in at a mere nine minutes; the shortest is gone in 60 seconds.Celebrating auteurs of various…

The Gulf Between

A few things learned from the memoirs of Marines who served in Gulf War I: They’re more terrified of being killed by friendly fire than enemy artillery; they’re bored brainless most of the time; they harbor fantasies of being shot, but never somewhere too painful or where it might inflict…

The Taste Thing

How exactly to characterize Perihelion Arts? As a little shop of horrors, delights and complexities? That seems just about right. Not that this art gallery/bookstore and occasional music venue is teeny. The good-sized space with its pocked concrete floors and white-and-black interior adds heft to the oasis of art life…

What a Rack

Jim Geary is a man of letters. Tiny, embossed letters, printed on smooth wooden tiles. Geary is one of the world’s preeminent Scrabble players, a tournament competitor who’s racked up big scores with words you’ve never heard before. He’s so good that he’s featured among the all-time champs in Scrabylon,…

Hallway Gangstas

Better Luck Tomorrow, about Asian-American high schoolers making good grades but up to no good, arrives with the furor (albeit minor — a rumpus, perhaps?) attendant a Sundance Film Fest fave. In this case, Internet movie-gossip hounds bark about changes made to the movie after MTV Films and Paramount Classics…

Chow Time

Bulletproof Monk may not be high art, but at least it has the distinction of being the first Hollywood production that gives an inkling of why Chow Yun-Fat became Hong Kong’s greatest leading man some 17 years ago, after his irresistible supporting performance in John Woo’s breakthrough, A Better Tomorrow…

Sexual Healing

When you see a glamorous movie star like Kate Beckinsale tying her hair back and wearing glasses, it’s sure-fire shorthand that she’s an uptight soul. But just in case you aren’t familiar with all the usual signals, writer-director Lisa Cholodenko gives a couple of even more obvious ones in her…

Tempe Native

If you’ve been watching the “All War, All the Time” networks, your vision of a warrior probably includes a Marine in combat fatigues going door to door with an AK-47. But this weekend’s ASU Pow Wow 2003, held in conjunction with American Indian Culture Week, will celebrate another kind of…

This Week’s Day-by-Day Picks

Thursday, 17In celebration of the newest edition of Hayden’s Ferry Review, Arizona State University’s highly acclaimed literary magazine, contributing writers present a reading at Changing Hands Bookstore on Thursday, April 17. The new issue features a section of “flash fiction” (stories under 750 words), an interview with novelist T. Coraghessan…

Diamond in the Rough

Denise Hamilton had no idea that her calling was to be a novelist. After all, with 10 years’ experience as a Los Angeles Times reporter and several more as a freelance writer, she was already successful in the world of newspapers. Then she joined a writing group and found unexpected…

Reinventing the Neil

Fri 4/18 When he heard Neil Diamond sing “Play Me,” Randy Cordeiro took him literally. The front man of Super Diamond — a trippy tribute band touted as “the alternative Neil Diamond experience” — has been rocking up Neil’s beautiful noise for more than a decade. This weekend, the fake…

Doin’ It Like Rabbits

4/194/20 We’ve all had our encounters with the bunny hop. It might have been at a college fraternity party, a wedding, or in the privacy of our own living rooms. Ahem. This time, do it for the right reasons. Kierland Commons, an upscale Scottsdale shopping center, hosts its inaugural Bunny…

Magic Motion

4/184/20 Happily ever after happens in Ballet Arizona’s season finale, Tales in Motion, which revisits Sleeping Beauty and the Prodigal Son. You remember: Princess Aurora pricks her finger on a spindle, and the castle sleeps for 100 years. Meanwhile, the Prodigal Son debauches himself in the moral equivalent of freshman…

Made With Love

Maybe all you want out of your pop music is a few minutes of escape, a radio-friendly respite from the heavy humdrum of your workaday existence. Maybe you likes to hang with 50 Cent, who survived a few gunshots (and doesn’t let you forget it) to party another day; or…

Classical Gasbag

Amadeus is a smartly written, clever character piece that spins the life of Mozart into a demented bedtime story as told by the great composer’s rival, Antonio Salieri. And, as told by Phoenix Theatre, Amadeus is the longest, dreariest production I’ve witnessed all season. Blame it on sluggish direction, or…

Fight Club

Among Anger Management’s copious flaws is the fact that its premise doesn’t wash. Adam Sandler’s Dave Buznik, a designer of catalogues for overweight-cat clothing, isn’t really angry at all; he’s just a self-loathing, introverted mess whose insecurities date back to a crowded street party in Brooklyn circa 1978, when he…

Dud Can Dance

In 1997’s The Apostle, Robert Duvall took on a subject near and dear to his heart: Southern Pentecostal preachers. No one would make the film for him, so he went ahead and directed it himself, garnering much acclaim from media both secular and religious for his warts-and-all portrayal of a…