Thomas Tanks

Peter Fonda is the top-billed star of Thomas and the Magic Railroad. The plot involves Fonda and Thomas the Tank Engine steaming across the country, with Steppenwolf blaring on the soundtrack, to Mardi Gras, a stash of dope taped under Thomas’ cow-catcher. They have an acid trip with New Orleans…

Peach Jam

T.S. Eliot’s Prufrock wondered whether he dared to eat a peach. But Valley residents need not ask themselves so soul-searching a question. For the next two weekends or so, we need only ask ourselves if we dare to pick a peach. Or several pounds of peaches.Wickenburg’s Date Creek Ranch –…

Self-Guided Tour de Force

This year marks the 10th anniversary of what some regard as the finest, and others the only, major accomplishment of the Bush administration: the day — June 26, 1990 — when ol’ George Senior signed the Americans With Disabilities Act into law. Various events are being held around the country…

Dream Weaver

In the course of two hours, Neil Gaiman speaks 10,000 words (or damned near, when transcribed), and it seems a shame to waste a single one, since there is not an uh or y’know among them. Even the most eloquent writer gets lost in thought every now and then…uh…y’know? But…

Writing on the Wall

There’s a saying in Latin that goes, “Ars longa, vita brevis.” Translation: Art is long, life is short. Inside the Tonatierra Center in downtown Phoenix, that sentiment rings true for the pieces hanging on the walls, but not for the majority of the work that its creators paint. Two weeks…

Some Assembly Required

The exhibition catalogue accompanying Scottsdale Museum of Contemporary Art’s latest offering, “do it,” makes no bones about it. The show’s title, notes catalogue essayist Bruce Altshuler, is designed to bring to mind the nostalgic rallying cry of radical Vietnam War protestor and Yippie co-founder Jerry Rubin, as well as the…

I See Dull People!

Rather than asking if this senseless and expensive new film from wunderkind entertainer Robert Zemeckis is devoid of merit (it is), or “worth seeing” (it isn’t), we should instead take the movie’s title — What Lies Beneath — as a direct question. Indeed, what does lie beneath? Possible answers include:…

Trade Show

Antonioni and Bergman, I get. Show me Buñuel or Godard, Tarkovsky or Marguerite Duras, and you won’t see me knit my brow. David Lynch is a snap. I can even sort of see where Stan Brakhage is coming from. When it comes to cryptic cinema, I’ll sit there and find…

Play ‘n’ Talk

So you’re a live-theater nut, and you’ve seen Vampire Lesbians of Sodom at Planet Earth and Born Yesterday at Theater Works, and you’ve had dinner at Murder at Greystone Manor, and you think you’ve exhausted every option in town this lean summer season. You needn’t despair and start searching your…

The History Channelers

Mr. Peabody had the advantage. He and Sherman could just hop into the WayBack machine if they wanted to chat with some of history’s best and brightest. For the rest of us, it’s just not so easy. We can try to marry a beautiful nose-wiggling witch or sit huddled in…

Win, Lose or Draw

Bryan Singer did not read comic books as a young boy, because he couldn’t read them. As a kid, he was slightly dyslexic and, therefore, unable to follow the dialogue as it bubbled across panels and pages; quite simply, Singer says now, comic books confused him, so the Jersey boy…

Resin Shine

Not many materials have had the schizophrenic life that plastic has. In the khaki-toned years following World War II, it looked as fresh and desirable as spun candy, a dream come true for industrial designers trying to create forms for an array of new and old functions. But as plastic…

My Spare Lady

There’s an old story, perhaps apocryphal, about the original 1914 production of George Bernard Shaw’s Pygmalion. Apparently, Mrs. Patrick Campbell, the celebrated actress who originated the role of Eliza Doolittle, stopped the show one night. Stepping to the footlights halfway through her performance, she called out, “If Mr. Shaw does…

Zzzzz-Men

In Bryan Singer’s last movie, 1998’s Apt Pupil, Ian McKellen portrayed a Nazi war criminal hiding out in the suburbs, passing himself off as an ordinary old man crouching behind drawn blinds. In Singer’s new movie, X-Men, McKellen plays Erik Magnus Lehnsherr, the son of Jews who were murdered in…

Fallen Idyll

For most Americans, the social and political issues underlying José Luis Cuerda’s Butterfly seem remote at best. The tensions between republicans and fascists in Spain after the fall of that nation’s monarchy in 1931, and dictator Francisco Franco’s victory in the bloody Spanish Civil War, may have stirred strong feelings…

The Pains of Mel

Armchair shrinks can debate for hours about why Mel Gibson loves to get the snot knocked out of him. A facile answer, considering the star’s reputation as a homophobe, is that the lady doth protest too much, and that getting electrically tortured by Gary Busey in Lethal Weapon or hacked…

Games Test

The special guest at HexaCon 10, this year’s edition of the annual gaming convention, Arizona’s largest, is Steve Jackson, head of Steve Jackson Games. Gameheads will presumably recognize this as a big deal, especially because Jackson will be bringing with him most of his game line, including two previously unreleased…

Word Up

As relief to us denizens of the scorched cultural wasteland that is the summertime Valley, ARTlab 16 presents the aptly named performance art fest Wasteland Circus. The sixth edition of the event, which has been absent from the Valley for the past two years, features “big screen video works, performance…

Wizard Kids

Have Pat Robertson and The 700 Club been informed? A major bookstore chain is encouraging parents to initiate their children into the world of wizardry and magic. To celebrate the release of the fourth Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Borders stores around the Valley are…

Art and Sole

“There ain’t no cure for the summertime blues,” says the song. Rubbish, Scottsdale Gallery Association would say — not only is it bad grammar, but patently untrue. Its cure: this year’s Summer Spectacular Artwalk, scheduled from 6 to 9 p.m. Thursday, July 6. Various openings and related events at and…

He Shoots, He Scores

Director Alison Maclean, from Canada by way of New Zealand, turns her camera on the American landscape — or, more accurately, the underbelly of the American landscape — in Jesus’ Son, an uneven, but often effective, adaptation of Denis Johnson’s autobiographical book. Billy Crudup stars as a thoroughly marginalized character…