Behead Time Story

“The spectre is known at all the country firesides by the name of the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow,” writes Washington Irving in his original fantasy. Thanks in large part to the silly, watered-down fun of the animated Disney version, the horseman and his victim, the gangling and gallant Ichabod…

Junk Bond

Poor old MGM — the once-golden studio that has been battered and abused by ever-changing ownership and management for nearly three decades now — still has one sure-shot franchise among its assets: the James Bond series, whose longevity is astounding. If nothing else, the series’ overseas popularity keeps the films…

Discussing the Table

If you’re among those who value New Times less for its journalistic and literary merit and more for its excellence as bedding, clothing and toilet paper, a traditional home-cooked meal or a feast at a gourmet restaurant may not be feasible for you this Thanksgiving. (Of course, there are probably…

Kings of the Road

Talk about a long, strange trip. It’s now been better than 40 years that The Kingston Trio has been on the road. With guitars and banjos in hand, these veterans of the folk music wars have been making a joyful noise across every inch of this country and around the…

Gimme Shelter

Phoenix wouldn’t be Phoenix without its illusions about water. All its boats and pools and golf greens, all its fountains, irrigated farm fields and backyards have helped to turn some fairly extravagant wet dreams into everyday occurrences. That may be why last week’s formal opening of Tempe’s Rio Salado project…

Bio Rhythms

A pair of famous dead singers was resuscitated here last week. Mahalia Jackson and Maria Callas are each pacing local stages — Jackson in Black Theatre Troupe’s Mahalia; Callas in Arizona Theatre Company’s Master Class — talking directly to capacity audiences about their very different lives. The productions that present…

In God He Trusts

“Yesterday I wasn’t even sure God existed,” laments Bethany (Linda Fiorentino), the reluctant yet divinely touched heroine of Kevin Smith’s ambitious new film, Dogma. “Now I’m up to my ass in Christian mythology.” As it turns out, so are we. Strutting to a spiritually snappy groove not observed in mainstream…

The Not-So-Straight Story

As the 20th century grinds remorselessly to a close, Princess Diana, Monica Lewinsky and JonBenet Ramsey continue to be held up by the media as signal figures of our time. Yet something tells me that when future historians look back on this period, the bulimic socialite, the kneepad-ready intern and…

Mozart for Art’s Sake

If you’ve ever seen (heard) Mozart and Da Ponte’s The Marriage of Figaro, then you’ve probably already got tickets for the Arizona Opera Company’s production, or you’re gambling that it won’t sell out before you call its box office. If you hate opera, like I kinda do, but you’ve never…

Pee-wee Big Top

P.T. would be proud. The Barnum Organization cannot have failed to notice the rise, and the smashing success, of artsy, boutique-style circuses like Cirque du Soleil and Circus Flora. Realizing that, to modify the master’s famous truism, there’s an upscale sucker born every minute, Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey…

Disastrous Duo

Question: What do you get when you combine a lot of talented actors with a couple of lousy scripts? Answer: Shows like those currently on display at Phoenix Theatre and Arizona Jewish Theatre Company. These programs — PT’s Twigs and AJTC’s The Gift Horse — sag under the weight of…

French Tickler

Luc Besson, director of La Femme Nikita, The Professional and The Fifth Element, is not the first name that would leap to mind to helm a biopic of Joan of Arc. Sure, he’s French, and, sure, most of his films have women/girls as protagonist or savior; but this is a…

60 Minute Man

In the eyes of the general public, Michael Mann is still best-known for Miami Vice. He has received a great deal of critical acclaim for films about serial killers, Mohicans and bank robbers. So who would have guessed that his most engrossing and suspenseful film to date would be a…

Princess Broods

Much like the religion that has swirled around the Star Wars trilogy for twentysome years, the fanaticism evidenced among American fans of Japanese anime remains a mystery to some of us. Writer-director Hayao Miyazaki’s megahit Princess Mononoke does very little to cast light on this obsession: More’s the pity, since…

Meter Man

After an impressive poetry reading last year, the YMCA Writer’s Voice of downtown Phoenix invited East Coast poet Joshua Beckman back to the Valley, this time with an offer to act as the program’s writer in residence for the fall. He accepted, and this Tuesday, Beckman will read from and…

Jazz, You Like It

Former Phoenix Sun Wayman Tisdale is the headliner at this year’s Cool Desert Jazz Festival. Now a full-time “smooth jazz” bassist, touring behind his Atlantic Records debut, Decisions, the 12-year veteran of the NBA tops the marquee at the fifth annual concert, on Saturday, November 13, at Estrella Mountain Ranch,…

How to Snuff a Wild Wahini

Would that some of our more established theater companies could harness the energy bursting from the makeshift stage at Planet Earth Theatre these days. In the best “Hey, kids, let’s put on a show!” tradition, a group of young amateurs has pooled its talents and its affection for campy old…

Pull the Strings!

The first rule of Being John Malkovich is you do not look at the poster for Being John Malkovich! Sorry to crib from that inferior tale of incredible shrinking men (throw a rock at any multiplex marquee this season — please! — and you’ll hit several), but really, avoid that…

Found Highways

And now . . . a G-rated movie from David Lynch! No, Lynch hasn’t lost his mind. He hasn’t gone soft in the head. And he hasn’t sold out to the smiley-faced bean counters at Disney. While the notion of America’s King of Weird — the man who brought us…

The Littlest Victim

Actor Frank Whaley has appeared in more than 30 movies, including Swimming With Sharks and Pulp Fiction. But none of them cuts as close to the bone, I suspect, as Whaley’s debut in the writer-director ranks, Joe the King. Set in the ’70s and carefully described by its maker as…

Dance Menu

Dance lovers with eclectic appetites can gorge on three very different dance performances in the Valley this weekend. The tops in jazz dance, ballet and the Brazilian martial arts/dance form Capoeira could all be on your plate. River North Dance Company takes its name from a tony Chicago neighborhood bordering…

In Harmony’s Way

Way out west where the avenues are numbered in the triple digits, there sits ASU’s Sundome Center for the Performing Arts. Through the years, this massive performance space, located in the heart of the retirement community of Sun City West, has played host to any number of bus-and-truck productions of…