Dispensary Review: Encanto Green Cross in Phoenix

Chitral Hays — not his real name — is Jackalope Ranch’s resident expert on medical marijuana in Arizona. In Perfectly Blunt, Hays delivers news, reviews, and must-know info. The first word that comes to mind when describing Encanto Green Cross dispensary is “disorganized.” The waiting room is crammed with magazines,…

Flandanas Are Rihanna’s Accessory of Choice

What do you get the person who has everything? How about something that absolutely nobody needs. A new line of inbred fashion headgear is hitting the online retail market thanks to some PR help from the queen of can-we-really-call-that-an-outfit?, Rihanna…

Top 5 Things to Do in Metro Phoenix This Week

A West Coast showdown, Christmas raving, and airport art round out Jackalope Ranch’s top picks for things to do and see in Phoenix this week. Have at ’em, and happy holidays. Phoenix Suns vs. L.A. Lakers @ US Airways Center The first month of the NBA season often winds up…

Miserable Men of Instagram Shows the Sad Side of Shopping

As we brave the overcrowded parking lots and never ending checkout lines in the final days of our holiday shopping, we should really take time to remember the unspoken heroes/victims of year-end rush. Fortunately there’s an Instagram tag that does just that…

Phoenix’s Black Theatre Troupe Is Tellin’ It on the Mountain

The setup: For several if not most of the past 17 years, Black Theatre Troupe presented Langston Hughes’ seminal 1961 pageant Black Nativity as its Christmas show. I never got to see it, but I hear it’s rather awesome, and now it’s a Major Motion Picture. Meanwhile, BTT is premièring…

Jackalope Ranch’s Last-Minute 2013 Holiday Gift Guide

Did the holiday season sneak up on you, too? Unlike organized gift-givers, we’re less likely to start planning for Hanukkah immediately after Yom Kippur, and prone to cramming all of our Christmas purchases into Christmas Eve. Fear not, fellow shoppers. Instead of succumbing to the annual bout of anxiety, we’ve…

Top 5 Things to Do in Metro Phoenix This Weekend

Take a chill pill this pre-holiday weekend. Here are Jackalope Ranch’s top five picks for things to do in metro Phoenix. A Christmas Carol @ Theater Works Give it up to the 170 years of the greatest holiday grump we’ve known. Ebenezer Scrooge gets down in the West Valley with…

VISN to Host Salvage Pop-Up Sale in Melrose District

Greg Hawk and Benjamin Marx are, in the very literal sense, junkies. The two have been acquiring and selling salvaged goods to middle men and repurpose-minded retailers through venues like Junk in the Trunk Vintage Market, Hawk’s retail space, VISN ( which stands for vintage, industrial, simple, and natural), inside…

Voice Film Club Podcast: Her and Anchorman 2

Joaquin Phoenix in Her.On this week’s Voice Film Club podcast, this paper’s film critics talk about Spike Jonze’s Her and Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues, in addition to the wave of films all coming out before the year’s over. Listen to it on iTunes or below on Soundcloud…

Spanish Fly in Scottsdale to Become Boondocks

It’s said that the average lifespan of most new clubs or nightlife establishment is about three to five years. In the case of Scottsdale’s Spanish Fly, however, it didn’t even last that long. The Old Town swimming pool spot, which originally opened in 2011, closed last month and is in…

The 25 Worst Ugly Christmas Sweaters Ever

There are some things that can never be unseen. Like any of the slew of awful, unsightly, ironic, and offensive holiday pullovers, sweatshirts, vests, and winter clothing that’s worn with pride in the weeks leading up to Christmas. And thanks to the abundance of ugly holiday sweater parties — as…

Boot Leggings and Overall Tutus: WTF Is Happening Here?

Thanks to TV infomercials, the Internet, and poor red carpet choices, society has seen its fair share of fashion hybrids: pajama jeans shortalls, boobypacks, and pantyhose as pants. But this week, the fashion industry brought faux pas fusion to a whole new level — make that two new levels…

American Hustle Is a Con to Fall For

The best movies about con artists work a bit of flimflammery themselves. They’re not necessarily dishonest; they just can’t resist making the truth shinier than it is in real life. There may not be much behind the sparkling tinsel curtain of David O. Russell’s extraordinarily entertaining American Hustle. But what…

Saving Mr. Banks Mansplains, Disney-Style

How stubborn was Walt Disney? He spent 26 years wheedling Mary Poppins author P.L. Travers to sell him the film rights to her book — call it determination or bullying. Travers thought he was a hack who would louse up her story with cartoon penguins. Walt thought she was a…