Tom Horne, Joe Arpaio, and Other Politicos Get Ribbed for Your Pleasure in Arizona Pastorela: Mission to Mars from New Carpa Theater

The setup: For several years, New Carpa has presented an annual holiday pastorela in the Valley. Following a centuries-old tradition, the play incorporates iconoclastic, topical political humor into the story of shepherds traveling to visit the Christ Child, culminating in a battle between Satan and the Archangel Gabriel (because most…

Four Holiday Stage Revivals to Enjoy in Metro Phoenix

If you have a solid holiday show that people love and buy tickets to, obviously you have to do it at least once more. Or 18 more times. Or whatever. So here we go — this season’s reruns, with links to the original Curtains reviews. 1. Childsplay’s Junie B. in…

Tonight: Comedian Jackie Kashian Comes to Monkey Pants Bar in Tempe

Monkey Pants Bar and Grill’s Thursday night comedy event will feature Jackie Kashian, a comedian who has toured with Maria Bamford, performed on NPR’s This American Life, and does a podcast called The Dork Forest. The show will feature local comedians Teddy Bearskovich, Anthony Desamito, and S&M Comedy Podcast hosts…

Arizona Theatre Company’s Lombardi Leaves Little to Cheer About

I almost never attend Sunday evening theater performances. I did on a recent weekend, when I went to see Arizona Theatre Company’s Lombardi, about the life and football coaching career of NFL hero Vince Lombardi. Sunday night audiences, I can now tell you, are distinctly different from the opening night…

Defending the Caveman at Phoenix Theatre

The setup: In 1991, standup comedian Rob Becker developed his observations about men and women into a full-length one-man show, Defending the Caveman. Its premise that the differences between the sexes are age-old, inherent, and the source of our strength must have something to it, because the show is still…

Arcana Cabaret Presents “Politika” This Weekend at Space 55

To escape the political commentary and election analyses that are likely to fill the 24-hour news cycle for the next week or so, Ernesto Moncada and his Arcana Cabaret suggest comedy, music, and a little creative movement. The collective’s “Politika” will take over Space 55 this weekend. Moncada says the…

LELO Unveils Inez: The World’s Most Expensive Vibrator

Because there’s no better way to spend $15,000 to accomplish what you/your significant other can’t, LELO unveiled its Inez Gold to the worldwide market. According to LELO’s website, the Inez Gold is “a high quality sex toy for women like no other. The best LELO vibrator is crafted in 24K…

Lisa Starry’s A Vampire Tale Returns for Its 9th Season

Phoenix’s favorite undead dance company, Scorpius Dance Theater, returns this week for the ninth season of Lisa Starry’s A Vampire Tale. What has now become a local tradition, A Vampire’s Tale is often referred to as the “Nutcracker of Halloween.” This dark and seductive performance assembles a cast of 25…

Stray Cat Theatre’s Punkplay: Grow Up or Die

The setup: Gregory S. Moss’ Punkplay takes us back to the spiky, neon-tinged ’80s to make some points about the cyclical nature of cultural rebellion and the timelessness of adolescent turmoil. It’s kind of a (mostly) non-musical Spring Awakening with what some of you might see as a happier ending…

Tonight: Atheist Comedy Takes Over Stand Up Scottsdale

Comedians like to make fun of stuff. Sometimes they make fun of ideas that won’t offend anyone, and other times they’re not Jerry Seinfeld. The Evolution of Comedy Tour is not Jerry Seinfeld. Comedians Ian Harris, Jason Resler, and Maurice Northrup will make rationalist jokes at on Thursday September 27…

Theater Works’ Doubt Is Undoubtedly a Must-See

The setup: John Patrick Shanley (Moonstruck) has also penned many’s the popular stage play. His 2005 Tony- and Pulitzer-winning Doubt: A Parable became a film as well, and all four leads were nominated for Academy Awards. With its small cast, simple production requirements, and thought-provoking story, it’s become popular among…

Childsplay’s Rock the Presidents Rocks As Hard As It Enlightens

The setup: Last season, Childsplay premièred a new musical, Rock the Presidents, with book and lyrics by the company’s playwright in residence, Dwayne Hartford. It’s back for some local performances and a second nationwide tour to kick off election season. The execution: As you may recall from the South Park…

Nearly Naked Theatre’s Season Opener Disappoints

Nearly Naked Theatre has joined the fray and moved its curtain time from the more traditional 8 p.m. to a half-hour earlier, and therefore I — not having paid attention to these details — missed the first 15 minutes of Parallel Lives, its season opener. Which turned out not to…

Vote for Sam of Detour Company Theatre As Lady Godiva Finalist

See also: A profile of Sam in Phoenix New Times’ Hero Worship See also: Phoenix’s New Theater Season Looks for an Edge No matter what results you were hoping for from Tuesday’s Arizona primary election, no matter how fervently you supported the candidates you supported, at least a handful of…