Dine And Gone To Heaven

Of all the places I’ve yet reviewed for New Times, today’s establishment is the one that least requires the quibbles and qualifications inherent in the nature of criticism. Quite simply, the Arizona Biltmore’s Orangerie is a wonderful restaurant. Okay, okay, okay. I can’t yet vouch for its consistency. And a…

Feed ’em… And Weep

First off, let’s understand that this is not about hating kids. Surely and sadly the world does have its miscreants who loathe the little ones. But this is not a defense of such benighted and tragic intolerance. What this is about, in part, is an adult love of dining out,…

Continental Divide

Louie Jones has been a force on the Phoenix fine-dining scene for what seems like forever. Previous associations with such posh and prestigious places as The Orangerie, La Champagne, La Reserve, Etienne’s, Les Jardins, and Cafe de Perouges have earned Jones a reputation as the most recognizable restaurant host in…

Awesome Buco

Angelo Ianuzzi has opened another restaurant in the Valley and this provokes a deep urge to exhume the past. Isn’t this the guy who so brazenly fingered the tastes of the locals before lighting out for the ever-so-cultured California coast? He’s back?!?! Italians have a word for this. They call…

The Fat Boys Stink It Up Against The Chargers

William V. Bidwill seemed lost. The Phoenix Cardinals’ owner strolled forlornly about the shiny new press box at Sun Devil Stadium. He wore an expression of extreme melancholy. Bidwill’s press box sits so high an occasional visitor might think he was looking out the window on a flight into Sky…

The Best of Booth Worlds

Dammit, but after all these years Durant’s is once again trendy! Talk to dinner-house owners these days and they will report that among the current deities of the dining crowd are the familiar, the simple and any food subjected to the culinary process of hardwood cooking. As one New York…

Pesto-Chango

Riazzi’s Italian Garden and Red Devil are practically the same restaurant, so I’m going to write about them that way. While naturally there are some distinguishing characteristics to these two unaffiliated businesses, there are just not deep-down-in-the-dente differences. The core concept of each is inexpensive Italian cuisine, and the restaurants…

Foods Rush In

Amy Johnson, the general manager of the Tony Roma’s restaurant in Scottsdale, reports that there are five major categories of customers who use the restaurant’s delivery service. In descending order of total orders generated, they are: Childless double-income couples who have worked hard all day and who just don’t want…

Order Patrol

Delivery dining has its own code of ordering etiquette. Here are some of the experts’ insights: If at all possible, anticipate your desire for a delivered meal. Call up the restaurant as early as possible, place your order and set up a delivery time. You’ll be doing both yourself and…

Bright Lights, Baked Ziti

If you’re the sort of person who takes dining out seriously enough to read restaurant columns (and if you’re not, what are you doing here?), you’ve probably dreamed of finding that slightly out-of-the-way, slightly undiscovered, slightly scintillating little spot that’s going to change your dining life forever. Pssst, Sorrento Restaurant…

When Cuisines Collide

Most modern art is wholly unintelligible unless you are privy to the critical theory behind the work. So argues Tom Wolfe in a wry essay on an abstract expressionist painting called The Painted Word. Explanations are so essential to the appreciation of this type of art, writes Wolfe, that art…

Meanwhile, Back At The Ranchero

It’s a Monday night and the parking lot is jammed. This would be a noteworthy sight anywhere, but here it’s positively amazing. For this has always been one of those doomed dining spots avoided like a curse. In its last incarnation, for example, it featured Native American cuisine and called…

Kitchen Kaboodle

You know the part of you that never stops being seven years old? The part that can suck up spaghetti in lengths more appropriate to transatlantic cable? The part that can trickle-drink an entire large Coca-Cola by maneuvering a finger over the end of a plastic straw? Well, hurry that…

Ernest to Goodness

It takes some time but, on the way back from the powder room, my guest finally notices it. On a little shelf behind the hostess stand is a single biographical volume. As far as we can tell, it is the restaurant’s only thematic reference to its own name, Hemingway’s, and…

Twelve O’Clock Highs

In this age of too little time and too much take-out, the leisurely business lunch has become an endangered species. Once in a while, associates may still manage a midday restaurant meeting. But all those things that once made noontide outings so outstanding–the three martinis, the meaty entrees, the rich…

Power Thai

“Isn’t the Thai trend over?” The question comes from a sincere associate, one who really enjoys a good culinary craze, and I know what she means. It is certainly true that Thai food has been part of the recherche restaurant scene for at least the past half decade. Anyone with…

Power Thai

The Phoenix area has a lot of Thai restaurants, at least two dozen. Isn’t this just a little strange? After all, Thailand’s not exactly one of the world’s largest or most populous nations. And it’s easily 10,000 miles away from Arizona. So what’s the connection? Do Thai restaurateurs consciously set…

Bones of Contention

H.I. Ribsters is an otherwise likable restaurant with a fatal flaw. It’s a limited-menu barbecued rib and chicken emporium that serves really mediocre ribs and chicken. This is barbecue of the blanched and baked-with-liquid-smoke variety, resulting in blah-flavored products that even reasonable tenderness and a decent smoky hot sauce cannot…

The Territory’s Treasure

I have no political authority to do this, but I am hereby nominating the Wigwam Resort’s Arizona Kitchen to be our official state restaurant. Here is an ultimate dining experience; one that unites authenticity with artistry, pride with imagination, style with comfort, and fabulous flavors with visual panache in a…

Out to Brunch

Dammit if they don’t blow my reservation again. This makes The Phoenician zero-for-two in welcomes, and I really cannot believe the laxity. They are so cordial and courteous on the phone and then, when you get there, it’s “who are you?” Because the room is not full, at least the…