What Is the Future of Meat?

Welcome to Chow Bella’s Bites & Dishes, where Valley chefs and restaurateurs respond to a question New Times food critic Laura Hahnefeld has on her mind. Have a question you’d like to ask? E-mail laura.hahnefeld@newtimes.com. For many years, meat’s been the star attraction of the American plate. But with the…

September Restaurant Openings and Closings in Metro Phoenix

Phoenicians welcomed a whole bunch of new restaurants last month, including the second location of Portillo’s and couple new vegan-friendly spots. And the month also saw a few makeovers completed. You can officially check out the fresh digs at T. Cook’s at the Royal Palms Resort, or grab a cocktail…

This Man Eats Nothing But Raw Meat — Oh, and Rotten Raw Meat.

We’re really wishing our gag reflex had an on/off switch right about now because after reading (and checking out photos) of how Derek Nance eats, our stomachs are feeling a bit queasy. Five years ago, Nance began having trouble eating. For reasons unknown to him and his doctors, he lost…

Crudo in Phoenix Rolling Out Brunch This Sunday

The Valley has plenty of joints offering familiar brunch dishes like pancakes and omelets. But the newest spot for one of our most favorite weekend indulgences has neither — nor would you expect it to. Crudo, chef Cullen Campbell’s home of modern Italian food in Phoenix, has announced it will…

Vintage Phoenix Q&A: Monica Heizenrader of MacAlpine’s

MacAlpine’s is it: the last of the vintage soda shops. First opened in 1928, the former Birch’s Pharmacy became MacAlpine’s Rexall Drugs 10 years later — a popular pharmacy with a lunch counter and soda fountain. In 1991, Monica Heizenrader bought it and has been running it, with her two…

Cooks and Corks Is Back This Year, and Tickets Are on Sale Now

Valley food aficionados might remember the annual Cooks and Corks event, though it’s been a while since the culinary fete made it into the Scottsdale Culinary Festival lineup. This year, the party’s back on, though the revised rendition means there will be a few changes. The one-night event is designed…

Green Flash Green Bullet: Give It A Shot

Beer: Green Bullet Brewery: Green Flash Brewing Co. Style: Imperial IPA ABV: 10.1 percent Science tells us that, biologically speaking, the best time to taste a beer is in the morning, when your senses are sharpest. So when evaluating a beer for a review, I’ll often wake up early and…

Deciphering Fish Names on a Mexican Seafood Menu

Huachinalgo! Bagre! Mojarra! No, that Mexican seafood menu isn’t trying to insult you, nor is it in the middle of an Adam West as Batman showdown with his villain du jour (Holy fishy huachinango, Batman! That punch sure sent the Penguin into cold storage!). Ahem. Let’s forget that terrible joke…

10 Best Things I Ate in September

Another month, another look back at the best things I ate during September. From dishes like my new favorite carne asada taco to magnificent Mediterranean eats to a killer lasagna my dining companion likened to the work of the devil, here are 10 of the best things I ate this…

Everyone Knows About This Killer Taco Shop in Mesa, Right?

There are only two kinds of meat at Backyard Taco in Mesa — carne asada and pollo — and they’re both pretty amazing. Tender and cooked to perfection over mesquite charcoal with just the right amount of seasoning (so that you still taste the grill), they’re served with cabbage, onions,…

Paletas Betty in Tempe Introduces New Agua Vita Fresh Fruit Drinks

The Guilty Pleasure: Agua Vita Where to Get It: Paletas Betty, Tempe(and soon in Chandler) Price: $3 or $4 depending on size What it Really Costs: [reads the ingredients] Wait… this is good for you?! Not long ago, I found myself at the Chow Bella HQ underground lair, discussing recent…

Sexy Japanese Butt and Boob Puddings Exist

Whether you’re an ass man or more into a nice set of knockers, the Japanese have created the perfect dessert to combine sexy time with meal time. No, butt pudding isn’t a reference to a nasty accident in your pants, it’s an actual product that allows you to make your…

How to Make the Best Appletini Ever, “An Apple A Day”

Cocktail trends come and go. I was talking with some friends, and realized that the appletini had quietly become passé a few years ago. I do have a certain nostalgia for them. I blame their popularity in my nascent drinking years. I remember extensive discussions with friends about what places…