Smoked Sermon

The Barbecue Company’s Grill & Cafe, 4636 South 36th Street, Phoenix, 243-3771. Hours: Lunch, Monday through Friday, 10:30 a.m. to 3 p.m. No one has any trouble praising greatness. But mediocrity rarely gets its due. Perhaps history’s most inspired defense of mediocrity came in 1970, from Senator Roman Hruska. The…

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Grin and Beer It: I used to think that just about every possible microbrew niche has been filled. Remember 10 years ago, when the typical supermarket beer case carried Bud, Miller and an occasional foreign six-pack? These days, even the corner grocery carries Belgian-style suds, wheat brews, honey ales and…

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Safe Mex: There’s no shortage of Mexican restaurants in the Valley. But there aren’t too many outstanding ones. This week’s Mexican-food trip (see Cafe review, page 81) got me thinking about just which ones they are. The following places may be somewhat light on atmosphere, but they all dish out…

Untouched by an Anglo

El Conquistador, 15420 North 32nd Street, Phoenix, 493-3913. Hours: Lunch, Tuesday through Friday, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.; Dinner, Tuesday through Friday, 5 to 9 p.m.; Lunch and Dinner, Saturday, 10 a.m. to 9 p.m.; Sunday, 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. Would you ever walk into a bookstore, randomly buy…

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Restaurant Makeover: It’s easy to confuse change with progress. Let’s hope confusion between the two doesn’t break out at one of the Valley’s premier dining spots, the Chaparral Room at the posh Camelback Inn. For umpteen years, folks went to the Chaparral for the kind of old-fashioned continental elegance they…

Capisce de Resistance

Leccabaffi Ristorante, 9719 North Hayden, Scottsdale, 609-0429. Hours: Lunch, Tuesday through Friday, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.; Dinner, Tuesday through Sunday, 5 to 11 p.m. My fellow citizens: Today, I announce my candidacy for governor. If my write-in campaign is successful, the people of this great state can count on…

Grill Talk

Montana Grill & Bread Company, 3717 East Indian School Road, Phoenix, 553-8553. Hours: breakfast, lunch and dinner, Monday through Saturday, 6:30 a.m. to 10 p.m. Can we talk? It’s time we had a discussion about grills. It seems that just about every new restaurant in town calls itself a “grill.”…

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Tough Customers: When you attend the theater, do you demand the actors put on Rent? At football games, do you urge the players to dribble the ball? When you go to a Garth Brooks concert, do you insist he perform a medley of LL Cool J’s hits? Of course not…

East Side Story

Crackers & Co. Cafe, 535 West Iron Avenue, Mesa, 898-1717. Hours: Breakfast and Lunch, 7 a.m. to 2 p.m., seven days a week; Dinner, Tuesday through Saturday, 5 to 9 p.m. You want affordable housing and good schools? The East Valley’s got them. You want low crime rates and conservative…

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Holding Serve: I got a long, angry note from a waitress who’s put in eight years on the job. According to her, “It’s getting rugged out here.” She wants to remind the public that the server-diner relationship is a two-way street. “Everyone on this planet,” she says, “upon adulthood, should…

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Bugged: Remember the old joke? Diner: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup. Waiter: Lower your voice! Or everyone else will ask for one. It’s not a joke anymore, at least according to an enormously entertaining new book. It’s the Eat-A-Bug Cookbook, by David George Gordon (Ten Speed Press, $12.95)…

Diverse Taste Scenario

Little Saigon, 1588 West Montebello (Christown Mall), Phoenix, 864-7582. Hours: Breakfast, lunch and dinner, Monday through Friday, 9 a.m. to 9 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday, 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. A hundred years ago, in America’s biggest cities, new neighborhoods with names like Little Italy and Germantown sprang up, home…

Slice Guys

Santisi Brothers, 2710 West Bell, Phoenix, 789-7979. Hours: Lunch and dinner, Monday through Thursday, 11 a.m. to 10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 11 a.m. to 11 p.m.; Sunday, noon to 10 p.m. I moved away 26 years ago, but my family and friends back East still haven’t come to terms…

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Taking Stock: I was intrigued to learn that P.F. Chang’s, the oh-so-trendy Chinese restaurant, is considering going public. Its operators have filed for an initial public offering, looking to raise almost $60 million from stock to finance expansion. The restaurant has been extremely successful from the get-go, five years ago,…

Super Savors

When people meet me and discover what I do for a living, they invariably ask two questions: 1) What’s your favorite restaurant? 2) With all the eating you do, how do you keep yourself in such magnificent physical condition, so lean, muscular and fit? Actually, nobody ever asks me the…

Quick-Fixes

The year is 1961, and people are not very interested in cookbooks. Only 49 cookbooks were published the year before, and even the redoubtable Julia Child is having a difficult time getting her first manuscript, Mastering the Art of French Cooking, accepted for publication. (The editors at Houghton Mifflin who…

Noonraker

Coronado Cafe, 2201 North Seventh Street, Phoenix, 258-5149. Hours: Lunch and early dinner, Tuesday through Saturday, 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. What’s the highlight of your workday? For most working stiffs, it’s the lunch break. When that noon bell rings, we reclaim our autonomy–for a little while, at least, our…

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Home on the Range: I’m not sure if “Cowboy Ciao” is the kind of restaurant name that’s going to lure many customers. It sounds a little too cutesy, doesn’t it? Initially, I imagined someone named Rocco in the kitchen, jangling the spurs on his boots and wearing a fringed shirt…

Mangia Wars

Coco Pazzo, 4720 North Scottsdale Road, Scottsdale, 946-9777. Hours: Lunch and Dinner, Sunday through Thursday, 11 a.m. to 10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. The old Roman Empire ran out of steam about 1,500 years ago. But it looks like two ambitious restaurant operators want to…

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Cheese Wiz: A few weeks ago, I had a problem I rarely run into: deciding where to take out-of-town friends and their three kids to eat, on our own nickel. We wanted a nice place, not too fancy, but not a dive. The menu had to offer interesting food for…

Main Dish Antenna

(Ace Cafe writer Howard Seftel is on a hunger strike. Our guest columnist surveys the gustatory delights of PBS.) Somehow television cooking shows have made an interesting metamorphosis over the past couple of decades. Originally intended as educational tools on public broadcasting stations, the shows have come to rely less…

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Late-Night Dining: After the big hand hits the 12 and the little hand reaches the 10, there aren’t too many eating-out choices in the Valley that don’t end in “. . . berto’s.” One particularly good one: Carlsbad Tavern. It moved a few months ago, driven out of its Scottsdale…