We Found a Vagina Toaster (NSFW)

For those days when you wake up and think, “Gee, I could use a cup of coffee and a piece of buttered vagina bread” (don’t lie, you know who you are), we present The Vagina Toaster. No, it’s not a joke. It’s a real thing and you can buy your…

Kale Might Not Be As Healthy As You Think

If you’re a daily juicer and have a habit of throwing a certain leafy green superfood in your Vitamix, you might want to put down that leaf of kale. At least until after you read this. A recent piece in the New York Times titled, “Kale? Juicing? Trouble Ahead,” has…

Sorry, Everyone, But “Cragels” Exist

Despite overwhelming evidence that the American public is sick to death of Dominique Ansel’s trendy pastry hybrid, the Cronut — seriously, people, there’s even scientific proof — it seems food producers, or at least East Coast bakeries, aren’t ready to give up on the trend just yet. Proof: There currently…

5 Ways to Cook and Bake with Citrus

In my house, we have been watching a lot of Alaska: The Last Frontier of late, and some days I dream about being a homesteader. The TV show follows the story of three generations of hardcore homesteaders living in the harsh Alaskan frontier, growing, raising, hunting, or gathering everything they…

Feast Your Eyes on Chow Bella’s Moments of 2013 on Instagram

What? You don’t follow us on Instagram already? Well you should fix that by finding our Chow Bella Instagram account: @chowbellaphx. We posted hundred of photos from our food adventures last year, generating thousands of likes and hundreds of comments. Thanks to all our followers for your interaction. And in…

5 Pastry Trends We Wish Would Die in 2014

Pondering pastry from 2013 has been pretty easy. There were some powerhouse trends, and some more subtle scary trends that slipped in, pinging our radar. Trends are just that: trendy. And there is a need for them eventually to be buried in a time capsule…

5 Best Wake Up Calls of 2013

Every weekday, Chow Bella brings you food stories from around the world in the form of its Wake Up Call column. Sometimes the stories are about national food trends bound for Phoenix, other times they’re just plain fun, and still other times they’re stories of food scene mavens caught up…

Glögg Oatmeal from Iss’ Magic Mixes: This Week’s Fresh Pick

If you’re looking to siphon the last bit of Christmas flavors into 2013, glögg oatmeal from Iss’ Magic Mixes is an ideal fast breakfast option for you. Made and sold locally by Melissa “Iss” Seil-Webb from her own recipe, this spiced oatmeal contains more than just oats. After her father…

Cthuken: An Octopus-Stuffed Bird with Crab Legs. Yum.

The Turduken is obsolete. Behold the Cthuken. pic.twitter.com/M5JZ9s5zig— Mana (@damana) December 16, 2013 Last week, the above tweet hit the Internet, courtesy of Damana Madden, a.k.a. @damana, and as you can imagine it didn’t take long for the disturbing image of a Turducken-like creation to go viral. In fact, it’s…